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@verb.bsky.social

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Data nerd specialising in the detection and investigation of financial crime. I post the things I can talk about. Passionate about security, forensics, and ethics. @printfJess on the bird site

Peach flavoured sunset amid a bunch of old building, people, and, a busy urban street.
Photo of a pale yellow Brabancia kitchen bin next to a black fridge. Nothing exciting is happening here.
Foreground is a completed page of the colouring book. It's a cartoonish picture of a post office. Background shows a collection of alcohol markers in different colours.
Blurry far off image of a dark figure walking down the street.
Photo of Newtown Cafe with the sun setting in the background. In the foreground, a beer glass sits atop and old wooden barrel.
POV. Stiniva Beach. Reading a book.
Selfie of a woman in a pink beanie
Tulips
Two DMs with Wordle results. The tiles match exactly.
Selfie of me looking pensive with phone too close to the mirror.
Screenshot from https://falling-anvil.com/cyberthreaterator/ The random name is Obese Western Hare Wallaby
Sound of Music still shot. Maria laughing and strumming a guitar in a field, as she sings to children.
Photo of a pepperoni, cheese, and pineapple pizza.
Night. Sky. Horizon.
More wall and smudge (see op)
A really bad photo of a barking gecko. It's more wall and roof than anything else. But there's a tiny smudge on it. That's the gecko.
Undercover Parking $5 per day
Blue sky, water, harbour in the distance, puffy clouds look like they've been cut in half.
Photo of two socks side hy side. The socks have brown and black stripes and puppy dog faces on them.
Selfie with freshly ironed linen shirt.
Photo of parody, verb, zardoz
A caution sign, indoors, that looks like it should read "wet or slippery surface" with a picture of someone falling over. Someone has written "SNAKE!" on it in pink. And a squiggly line that could have been a puddle has a pink snake head and tongue drawn on.
Urban Pantry Organic Canadian Maple Syrup 250ml $14.29 *** Not available at Baulkham Hills
Random fallen down "no parking" sign next to a graffiti wall.
A river with white sandy shore surrounded by mountains of gum trees
Photo from a balcony looking down on a palm tree and old brick town houses, below are street cafes. This is a pedestrian only zone.
Cropped text msg Them: I'm feeling pretty 🥰 too. Thanks for your friendship 👍🏼 Me: I was trying to find a gif from that scene in Team America where the pilots reaffirm how much they value each other's friendship (truly touching scene even if you don't like the movie) but alas the movie is pre-gif era. So um just know I value our friendship too. 😊 Them: emoji fistbump
Pic of some of my face showing my glasses. Purple frames with blue arms.
Treetops of Kelethin an Eleven village built in the trees, from the game EverQuest.
Pin dropped on a map of Australia. The pin drop is in the location of Gibbs WA. And the map of Australia is rotated 90° so that what would normally be North is now east. Australia looks like Homer Simpson
Photo of hotel bedroom some 60 storeys up, overlooking the Brisbane River and suburbian sprawl that goes on for ages. The river is brown, but still an impressive view.
Swans player catching a ball
Half drunk iced tea bear staring into the camera.
Iced tea served in a bear shaped bottle. The precipitation makes it look like the bear is sweating. Is what it is.
Uber Eats Heading your way... Estimated arrival 11.01pm (UberOne) Latest arrival 11.45pm
A partially completed 1000pc jigsaw puzzle depicting various small toys and random stuff.
Wordle stats 1: 0 2: 13 3: 79 4: 96 5: 36 6: 9 240 played, 97% win, current streak: 25, Max streak: 52
Screenshot from the article in original post. "Since then, Mr Morrison has publicly drawn closer to conservative former leaders in both the US and UK since the 2022 election, particularly former UK PM Boris Johnson and former US vice president Mike Pence." With photo of Boris Johnson looking amazed at Scott Morrison gesticulating wildly with his arms at a UN climate change summit.
Greyhound wearing a bow-tie laying down asleep on the pavement.
A close up photo of a baby praying mantis on a leaf. The insect is 1cm long and almost translucent instead of stick coloured like the adults.
Camp fire in a barrel.
Trunk coffee table looks like a big retro suitcase.
Some dude wearing glasses and a dinner jacket yelling into a press microphone I think this is a meme now?
Completed 1000pc jigsaw puzzle depicting a painting of 5 trees by a pond, the water reflects the trees, so technically 10 trees. Each is a different colour of the rainbow.
Pic of a puzzle box. The cover depicts 5 trees of different colours and a reflection of 5 trees in other colours. It's set against a water surface with a galaxy sky background. 1000 pieces.
Expanding Brain meme Level 1: Not drinking at the work Christmas party Level 2: drinking responsibly at the work Christmas party Level 3: leaving the work Christmas party before you anger HR Level 4: kicking on after the work xmas thing to celebrate the demise of a war criminal
Notification reads Henry Kissingers flayed nipples followed you!
A completed jigsaw puzzle depicting a ginger cat curled up asleep on a desk, next to an open book decorated with flowers and words like Inspired, the table is cluttered with crystals, trinkets, and plants.
Screenshot of Spotify featuring The Woman in Me by Britney Spears, narrated by Michelle Williams. 5hrs 32mins in length.
Partially completed puzzle depicting Neuschwanstein Castle. The castle rises from a sea of trees, and is set against a backdrop of snowy mountains and sky.
Close up of a piece of the jigsaw puzzle that had a tape measure coiled up.
Satya Nadella tweeted We remain committed to our partnership with OpenAI and have confidence in our product roadmap, our ability to continue to innovate with everything we announced at Microsoft Ignite, and in continuing to support our customers and partners. We look forward to getting to know Emmett Shear and OAI's new leadership team and working with them. And we’re extremely excited to share the news that Sam Altman and Greg Brockman, together with colleagues, will be joining Microsoft to lead a new advanced AI research team. We look forward to moving quickly to provide them with the resources needed for their success.
Completed puzzle. The puzzle depicts a library.
[First Page]: And then Amanda lurched sideways, right off the path. Then there was a dark patch like going through brambles - everything painful and tangled. There were bodies on the ground, and one of them was mine, and that must have been when I got hit. When I woke up again, Shackie and Croze and Oates weren't there. But Amanda was. I don't want to think about what happened next. It was worse for Amanda than me. [Opposite Page]: Title: Predator Day
Order 210477 can I return if there's blood on them? Hi team, Was very excited for my new work shoes. Bought them based on measurements and wanted to buy something corporate yet comfortable. Wore them to work, for the first time. Feeling good about myself. Then my left big toe started bleeding after ~500 metres. The open cut toe design cut into my left big toe. Where the base of the toenail joins with the rest of the body. I was prepared with a couple bandaids, in case of rubbing on the heels, and patched that up at the train station (first place I could sit). But the ways in which these shoes hurt me only progressed after that. Ankles, heels, toes.... I developed blisters in places I never knew feet could get blisters. Did you know that Priceline sell toe bandaids that fit any toe? Even blisters on your second-to-pinky toe? I discovered that today. Before I wore these shoes, I never needed that kind of knowledge. The alt-text reaches it's limit here, but not much after anyway