A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances

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.:: he/him | b.1994 | ⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 ::. https://versipellis.net 🔞‼️ NSFW posts ahead ‼️🔞

photo of a sticker on the donut case at safeway that says "our bakery items are trans fat free"
screenshot of the scene from The Birdcage when Armand tells Albert "there's only one place in the world i call home and it's because you're there"
photo of me, a fat trans man. i'm taking a full-body selfie in a mirror. i'm wearing a maxi skirt with a black and white celestial pattern held up with white suspenders, along with a black button-down shirt, black suede T.U.K. boots, and a black wide-brimmed felt hat.
photo of my hand, showing off my nails painted in the colors of the trans flag. my middle finger is the white stripe, and it has a nail decal that says "WHY NOT". the blue and pink nails have holographic glitter added on top of the base color.
photo of me, a white, bald, hairy, fat trans man, standing in my kitchen and facing the camera. i'm wearing a black pullover apron with no shirt underneath and holding a cooking spoon in my hand, on which the nails are painted sparkly black, in a fruity manner.
clip of House telling a guy he's orange and that his wife is having an affair
photo of me, standing in the aisle at costco with a pillow the size of my body
photo of the disc cases for Silent Hill 3, Descendants of Darkness, Xena, and Booi No Sexual Harrassment, all sitting in a cardboard moving box
screenshot of a product listed on Wayfair. it's a round pillow in a pink color that bears a striking resemblance to a very large butthole
clip from the lion king stage musical. mufasa singing "they live in you" to simba
photo of my husband and i's bald scalps
screenshot of a sticker depicting a vampire emoji wearing sunglasses
photo from above of a white cat, mouth open mid-meow, looking up at me while he sits next to a cardboard box
photo of me raising my hand like a necromancer summoning an army of the dead, over a huge pot of chili on the stove
a photo of a big bowl of sauteed mushrooms sitting on the kitchen counter, with a fork dug into the mushroom pile
photo of two hand-drawn paper mini standees. one is a green hobgoblin with the name "RHYTHM" printed in gel pen on the base, the other is a blue dragonborn with the name "BLUE".
photo of a tiny paper portrait drawing of a blue dragonborn character. he's giving a stern look to the viewer. the paper is folded out at the bottom to create a base, so the portrait can stand upright and be used as a mini for DnD sessions.
photo of my hand holding a bottle of testosterone gel on a blue background
POV photo of me petting a white cat. he's looking at me with big curious eyes and an inquisitive notch in his tail.
photo of a sleeping cat with a weird filter warping her face into a batlike shape
cartoon clipart of a chef kissing his fingers
photo of my hand holding a sheet of keith haring 2025 stamps. the image is two little guys holding up a big red heart.
selfie of me, a fat white trans man. i'm wearing glasses, a beanie, a turtleneck, and a cardigan, all black. i also have a pendant of a hand with an eye in the palm around my neck, and snakebite and nostril piercings. i'm wearing a little bit of soft, slightly grungy makeup.
photo of me holding the book "Hi Honey, I'm Homo!" by Matt Baume
passage from a book: Criminal records note that in 1637, two men named John Allexander and Thomas Roberts were accused of "lude behavior and uncleane carriage one w[ith] another, by often spendinge their seede one vpon another."
screenshot of text: Corner stores help level the playing field. Under this policy, people would be allowed to use the first floor of their residence as a space to sell their goods or meet their clients, turning their home into a hub for their business. These establishments are often known as corner stores, and they have the power to revolutionize neighborhoods. Some of the benefits of corner stores include: 1. Increasing foot traffic around the neighborhood, introducing neighbors to each other for the first time 2. Often selling cultural ingredients and other items that are specific to the population living in the immediate neighborhood 3. Supporting community safety by increasing eyes and ears on the streets 4. Reducing food deserts by opening the door for the development of local bodegas 5. Giving artists and micro-entrepreneurs a way to easily connect with, and sell their wares to their local community
a screenshot of lady gaga and backup dancers in the "abracadabra" video, all dressed in white
photo of the inside of my shower, with a mirror and two waterproof LED lights mounted to the wall
edited screenshot of rupaul glowing as if she contains the power of the sun within her, it is very scary
photo of a tv screen showing my youtube homepage. one of the recommended videos has a thumbnail that says "DINOSAUR ANALYSIS", but the thumbnail is cut off by the edge of the screen, so it looks like it says "DINOSAUR ANAL"
video of a large, senior-aged german shepherd with a dark and somewhat scruffy coat, laying on a tile floor. he is scratching his ear with his back foot, and his eyes are closed while he grunts like some kind of beast because it feels good on his itchy old ears.