Patrick Cosmos

@veryimportant.lawyer

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NO HOMEWORK PODCAST - @nohomework.website // http://veryimportant.lawyer // http://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors It’s all gonna happen to you

You think you can just waltz in here with no pants and become a cop? - That's the plan. I like you, kid. i got no pants on, either. - I can see that. you're quite a bit taller than me. (there is a visual gag here revealing that the pantsless cop is so tall that his crotch is basically at head level)
an email from venmo subject line "your taco bell cravings could pay you back"
Science Mysterious ‘little red dots’ at the beginning time may finally have an explanation, thanks to newfound ‘little blue companions’ Astronomers may have found an unexpected origin for the mysterious “little red dots” that appear to be so common in James Webb Space Telescope surveys of the early universe. Live Science
A child covering their face crying and holding a handgun
Liz Lemon on 30 Rock saying “Madonna’s arms look crazy”
A warning sticker about not letting little kids go into a Rtic cooler
Genius lyric card: God reached his hand down from the sky He flooded the land and he set it afire THE THERMALS, "HERE'S YOUR FUTURE"
A billboard roughly two blocks from my house. It is very faint due to wildfire smoke
the bar friar tuck in boystown in chicago. it has a barrel shaped facade around the door that is roughly the same size as the mgtow catacomb
the arby's oven mitt, but it's like eight of them and they're hanging out
I Stopped Scrubbing Pots Thanks To My Mom’s Surprisingly Easy Cleaning Trick Southern Living
A nascar style logo but it says DIARRHOEA ROBERT F KENNEDY JR INVENTED A NEW KIND OF DIARRHOEA
An impossible to describe gigantic piece of ascii art that looks like graffiti and all the curves and lines are immaculate
a kids mechanical "video game" from the 1980s where you drove a little car with a backdrop of a road that looped on it to give the illusion you were driving. the behavior of the car had no impact on the image behind it
a bird jutting its leg out giving us the ol razzle dazzle
Carey said of the video that "I don't really think the video is overtly sexual, but for me... I mean people used to think I was the nineties version of Mary Poppins!"[1] The video premiered on MTV and BET in August 1997 and was shot in Puerto Rico on June 27–July 1, 1997 with a $2 million budget, making it one of the most expensive music videos of all time.[29][31] The video begins with Carey, playing "Agent M", being held hostage in a large mansion. The captors are played by Eddie Griffin, Frank Sivero, and Johnny Brennan of The Jerky Boys, who continue to taunt Carey over her capture and eventual death.[29]
a plaque on a concrete pillar that says BILL STICKERS WILL BE PROSECUTED and, in sharpie graffiti beside it, BILL STICKERS IS INNOCENT
master shake following his plastic surgery
wwe's daniel bryan when his gimmick was being mistaken for a virgin because two women portraying bimbos misunderstood him saying he was a vegan. vince mcmahon did it to embarrass him because he has some kind of sex-related fever brain. not only was it bad but it backfired to the point where brian danielson married one of them
a child is running in the grass as a mortar firework blows off way too close to the ground. one of the fireballs lands perilously close to this kid, who is oblivious to how close he came to the hospital
A hazy image of a big red firework going off in a park arguably too close to me
josh hawley raising a fist in support of the J6 rascals
A weed strain named Gary Payton
a michael tracey headline that says "'sex trafficking' laws are out of control." there's scare quotes around "sex trafficking"
green-ass reflecting pool
mikefossey: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
Donald Trump Jr serving balls on a stump in his nice workwear costume
The Niagara Falls Burger King that has a big Frankenstein eating a burger on the gaudy theme park style facade. There is a roller coaster on the roof. The building also has a beavertails restaurant, a haunted house and a ripley’s attraction
a blue wave emoji being used as bait for the box trap emoji
Wikipedia heading: Dining As was a common trend in American department stores, many Venture stores offered a dining area inside the store, typically called Cafe Venture. This area sold standard American fare, such as hamburgers and pizza, although one could also get a "hot dog with the ends cut off."[clarification needed][original research?][citation needed]
In 1990, after Jordan scored a career-high 69 points, King, who had 1 point, joked with reporters, “I’ll always remember this as the night that Michael Jordan and I combined to score 70 points.”
Steve Brule saying “blue better believe it” as per the quoted post
A bug-eyed hamburger being held aloft in an ecstasy
A stagnant pool of green water on a pool cover. You can see some strong legs with a slick pair of New Balance 9060s in the photo too
"It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to give permission." - Admiral Grace Hopper, computing pioneer, born 12/9/1906 I think she helped develop COBOL
eight american pie movies that eugene levy was in. eight (8) of them. american pie movies
this was like...a meme where it was an ai-generated picture of a room that looked like a room but upon any scrutiny it was just a bunch of weird shit
the cover art for tortoise - the catastrophist. a weird guy looking head-on at the camera, his mouth is strange like his teeth are sort of a centimeter to the side? anyways he looks how peter thiel looks
sickos yes...ha ha ha...yes!
Kool Keith - Black Elvis Intro lyric card Why are you looking hard with a hood on and Timberland boots Staring at me for one hour
MC Escher’s self portrait saying the above post
Chorpa had close relationship with Epstien, told him to bring ‘your girls’ on trips, messages show
an illustration of a stye. it's a guy with a mustache and a beaded necklace and one of those winter hats with the brim on it. he has a stye, and there is an inset close-up drawing of the inflammation. the guy looks like he owns reptiles
SI headline "Every Celebrity Spotted at Game 5 of Knicks vs. Spurs NBA Finals"
A lyric card for “Woodrow the base head” by ghostface killah. The lyrics are a crackhead saying “now I’m saying give me two cracks”
A grandma saying “reissuing an album used to make it cheaper to buy a first pressing” and her handler says “sure grandma let’s get you to bed”
Skyline with a hot dog glowing overhead
Emoji mashup of a soccer ball going into a basketball hoop. Excuse me. A football hoop
smartphone going into basketball hoop
a smartphone being thrown into a garbage can
box trap being baited with a smartphone
a pirouetting figure skater with a smartphone for a head
All replies no posts. Cursed and spat on by god and man alike
Golden retriever typing on a laptop with text that ways I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING
jim downey from the conan podcast referring to jeffrey epstein as "the financier?"
Wojak with sunken eyes and fucked up hair lookin like a troll doll you find in the sandbox
Future texting on his phone