Vicky the Labrat

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Smoggie, spoonie, occasional National Trust monk and elf. All views my own unless shamelessly stolen. She/Her.

A "Villa with private pool" ad, featuring a palm tree. Two branches are in a v shape with what I assume are nuts in the "v". The tops are covered in leaves, so it looks like someone with enormous gonads and hairy ankles doing yoga.
A large black dog lays on the wood floor next to his new bed. His old bed is in the background.
A wax model of Ryan Gosling at Madame Tussauds Berlin. He looks like they got confused between Gosling and Reynolds, so did both
This is a Russell Hobbs 21600 Illuminating Glass Kettle, recognized by its clear glass body and stainless steel base.
Eddie Redmayne in his 'home planet' guide of Zippy from Rainbow. (A fuzzy, tan-colored puppet with two large, circular blue eyes and a wide, horizontal metal zipper across its face, set against a blurred landscape.)
A photo of me in about 1988, my tiny head is poking through a hole in the top of Neil Armstrong's space suit at Cape Canaveral.
A black dog tippy tap trots while The Chordettes' Mr Sandman plays in the background. His footfalls sync with the music.
Tom from Tom and Jerry looking sneaky around a door, looking like he's holding a "Saved to gallery" notification.
Alf, a big black loon of a dog, and his giraffe toy which has been beheaded and its red squeaker removed.
Ed Miliband being held back
The Bottle Boys title card.
A lovely windswept beach.
Roy Orbison without his sunglasses.
Roy Orbison without sunglasses, his eyes are tiny. He is wearing a green cardigan over a purple shirt.
Brenda Blethyn as Vera, asking if the accused knows about the concept of consent.
The huge black dog is laid with his Mousie behind his head.
A large black dog with a ham-like tongue, looking pleased with himself for finding his Mousie. Mousie is in a sorry state with its one remaining leg showing.
A shop called Sellfridges, surrounded by fridges.
A magazine in Tesco called "ChatGPT made simple".
An Isle of Man SubReddit screenshot saying "Landlords of Man"
Bright orange blinds next to a dining room table. The light outside looks like there's a nuclear apocalypse, á la Threads.
Toad of Toad Hall in the dock, like I kind of wish that frog faced twat Farage would be. I don't even know what for. I'm sure we could make something up.
Ryland Grace (Ryan Gosling) looking absolutely lovely and what was I saying? Oh yeah, a thumbs down and saying "deal".
A green and blue can of "chafing fuel" on a wall.
Syndrome from The Incredibles. A man/boy wears a black mask and has ginger hair in the shape of a flame.
A sign saying "Gaslight available here"
A medieval illustration of a "doctor" feeling up some man-boobs.
Ryan Gosling as Holland March, sitting in a bathroom stall with his pants round his ankles and a magazine covering his whatnots, tries to keep the toilet door open while a cigarette falls into his pants. His arm is in plaster because he has a spiral fracture at the left radius, inflicted by Jackson Healy, who is the man who he is talking to.
My rainbow Rocket Dog shoes.
A Tumblr post saying I have grown so fond of Ryan Gosling, not even in an attracted kind of way, he just has the eyes of a confused deer that somehow found itself standing in my kitchen and I chose to keep it as emotional support
A mannequin of what looks like Ted Glen from Postman Pat. He is looking down on us, like he's the last thing we see before he drowns us in his slurry pit.
The cast of the 80s show The Fall Guy, with Lee Majors in the middle, and Temu Alan Alda (left), and "We have Heather Locklear at home" on the right.
Me looking very tired in Caffe Nero, wearing my "wainbow" top of purple, burgundy, orange, yellow and blue stripes. My MIL thinks it the German flag.