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i am a webcomic vigilsforfriends.com 💛🤍💜🖤 and more rubbish: mattyswebpage.neocities.org

image of an unfinished blog post. Under the header Virtua Fighter 2 is a screenshot of Sarah's winning pose and under that it says PLACEHOLDER TEXT YA WANK. Under Sega Rally Championship is a broken image link and the words POO POO. Finally, under the heading of Mystaria: The Realms of Lore is a second broken image link and the single word 'BUM'
screenshot from an old video game (Wing Arms) showing an Air Force commander or something in low poly style with crossed eyes and a moustache
Sweaty idiot standing by an empty rugby pitch
screenshot of Saturn Theme Park where you can see I’ve named my park ‘POOWORLD’
Kitty having a coffee wearing a necklace of John Dee’s glyph
An alive Norm MacDonald and a not openly transphobic Dave Chappelle using a 2000 era desktop computer to ‘try the Internet’ in the movie Screwed
Doctor Who Gatwa era logo but it says The War Between The Land and The Sea. It looks dumb
Sega Saturn emulation on my MacBook
Pon from Kirby. It’s a racoon thing I dunno.
Shirley and Kitty are playing some sort of game against each other. ‘Your move,’ says Kitty, ‘and this time, can you go without the dramatic speech?’ Shirley replies, ‘You’ve played a good game my friend. A good game indeed. Alas, the time has come for the coup de grace. Goodnight my dear.’ Turns out the game is Pop Up Pirate. The pirate pops up and hits Shirley directly in the face." title="Shirley and Kitty are playing some sort of game against each other. ‘Your move,’ says Kitty, ‘and this time, can you go without the dramatic speech?’ Shirley replies, ‘You’ve played a good game my friend. A good game indeed. Alas, the time has come for the coup de grace. Goodnight my dear.’ Turns out the game is Pop Up Pirate. The pirate pops up and hits Shirley directly in the face.
Virtua Fighter The first fighting game on the Saturn. Choose a fighter and then hit the other fighter until they are unable to continue fighting. But now it's 3D. It's all polygons and you can see them all, not like now where it's all smooth. Supposedly these games are very technical and well respected by the fighting game community (men with long beards, and men who wish they had long beards).
what do you mean you forgot the chicken nuggets says Shirley
Have you used the UK government's new jobs AI tool? We would like to hear from you How did you find it? Did it help in your efforts to find work?
tattoo of my cat
Fluffy black and white cat looking proud
Sega Game Gear Battery Pack
normal looking person
Fire Emblahem
King Dedede smiling
yours sincerely The Matty (The Mattlas, Mattica, Muscle Mattrophy, Perfect Mattendance, David Mattenborough, The Mattacker, The Mattacama Desert, I Can Mattest To That, A Matter of Life and Death, Mattered Cod and Chips, Passing the Matton, Conmattulations, etc)
cheap bright pink megaphone with buttons labelled GIRL, CHILD, MAN, F’ROBOT, M’ROBOT, ECHO, BASS, RAP 1, RAP 2, RAP 3, RAP-4, RAP-5
Episode 11 - Batman Asylum 30 Sep 2024 • 9 min There's a scene in this where it tricks you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because a guy jumps out at you and you weren't expecting it. Yeah. Yeah. It makes you jump. It's not really on. It's a jumpy scare. Yeah, it's not really on. I don't like that. I feel like when I enter into a... You know, when I play a game, I've entered into a kind of an agreement with the people that made it, that I'm going to be treated fairly and kindly, and that I'm going to be looked after. And then this guy just goes, well, why should games be any different to everyone else? Exactly. I don't like it. I wish they wouldn't do it.
Angry Shirley says CHRIST
Looshkin telling SpongeBob “I’m farting you”
funny little stubby clay Shirley
Deep Dick Trouble starring Donald Fuck
Letterboxd screenshot showing I’ve watched 3 Michael Caine movies this year (Dressed to Kill, Sleuth and Get Carter) and given them all 5 stars
film called The Chaser on shudder
Alan Partridge going to see his book being pulped
Run Like Hell is a third-person shooter video game developed by Digital Mayhem, published by Interplay Entertainment and distributed in Europe by Avalon Interactive for the PlayStation 2 in late 2002 and for Xbox in early 2003. In Japan, the PS2 version was released by Capcom in 2004. Run Like Hell is set on a space station in the distant future. It features the voice talents of Lance Henriksen, Kevin Michael Richardson, Thomas F. Wilson, Clancy Brown, Kate Mulgrew, Michael Ironside, Cree Summer and Brad Dourif.
Slab in a bouldering gym
Shirley and Kitty arrive at a Haunted House. They’re greeted by a cheerful young woman. ‘Ah! Thank you for coming so quickly ladies’. Kitty smugly corrects her. ‘Um, actually they’re not a lady’. The woman replies, ‘sorry sir’, and Kitty gleefully screams WRONG AGAIN! GET WOKE YOU OLD BITCH
The May 1998 issue of the official UK Sega Saturn magazine which had the full first disc of Panzer Dragoon Saga as a free fucking gift fuck ME what a time
your a wizard harry
Shirley is marching off to hunt a ghost. Kitty calls after her, ‘Shirley please! I’ve always wanted someone to come out to me. Let’s talk! Let me be good at this!’ Shirley relents. ‘Okay. Fine. You may ask me a single question about being nonbinary.’ Kitty is pleased. She makes a really weird face and asks ‘whats ur bra size’
The hill from the film The Hill
The Kraken Wakes, by John Wyndham
Victorian village school classroom with rows of benches and a teacher’s desk at the front
Madam Medusa from The Rescuers aiming a gun at a child and stealing her teddy
NiGHTS defeating Gillwing with 117 seconds left on the clock earning a x2.0 score multiplier
Deep Rising
Mr Driller cartridge for Wonderswan Colour
Gizmondo
Atari Jaguar with CD ROM strap on
List of mountain Goats albums in a spreadsheet colour coded
Tomie but she’s got a Chuckle Brothers moustache
Charlotte Rampling in the Amicus horror anthology movie Asylum, looking in a mirror pushing her hair behind her ear. She’s wearing a shirt and tie, and a blue double breasted suit jacket. She looks extremely gender and evil.
Starmer: If you don't like Labour changes leave Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer has said Labour has changed permanently under his leadership. He said "if you don't like that, if you don't like the changes that we've made, I say the door is open, and you can leave"
Kitty, having learned that Shirley is nonbinary, asks about her pronouns, her name, and when she’s getting a new haircut. Shirley’s phone rings and she answers it. ‘Yes, this is she.’ Kitty makes a note of her pronouns. Shirley runs off shouting GHOST TIME. Kitty pleads for her to wait. ‘What about my allyship!’
Shirley suddenly realises she’s non-binary. Kitty is pleased but worries that it’s a retcon and I won’t get any credit for rep since the comic is over. Shirley says but what if the comic’s not over? Loophole!
Carrie Preston as ‘Elsbeth’ from ‘Elsbeth’, and my cat is touching her hair
Bulbasaur
Put the markers back in the box out of order and facing different ways and there’s one missing
APRIL — 1805 NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
video of me eating an AirPod lol
film Best Wishes to All by Yuta Shimotsu
Shirley and Kitty from Vigils for Friends
Shirley Fahey from Vigils for Friends