Vinnie Kielbasa

@vinniekielbasa.bsky.social

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Hi, I'm Vinnie The Kielbasa King and you probably know me from YouTube. Magic The Gathering content creator, comedian, enjoyer of onion-filled chocolate. YT Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@VinnieKielbasa location: Poland

edh mental gymnastics I just want to have fun proceeds to wipe the board and concede guys pretty please let me win nooo don't kill my commanderino ackchually winning is against the spirit of the format ler me roll the die to see who I attack
Player on the left says Nooo you can't just remove any nonland from my hand for only one Mana and 2 life nooo. Player on the right says Their hand is insane I am going to lose Magic: The Gathering funny meme
Know the work rules. Turn 1 signet. pass appropriate. Awww, you're sweet. Turn 1 signet. pass. inapropriate. Hello, human resources? Funny Magic: The Gathering meme about Sol Ring and Mana Crypt
Who would win? All of the Most Powerful beings in the MtG Arcana? The Capital City of Venezuela. Magic: The Gathering funny meme
You're talking mad shit for a target artifact or creature. Magic: The Gathering Oko meme funny
How much money dave you spent on your deck? 600 dollars So it's a good deck? kitten cries to the microphone funny cat meme about Magic: The Gathering
Tinder profile pic when you meet Magic: The Gathering meme
Pringled curled ping pong table tennis table that's a joke about how Magic: The Gathering foils tend to get pringled.
Dinosaurs become dinosaur bones, they become fossil fuel, it becomes petroleum, it becomes polypropylene plastic, it becomes plastic dinosaurs. Couple lying in bed. I bet he's thinking about other girls, says the lady. Plastic dinosaurs are real dinosaurs says the guy.
Everyone thinks they have the best dog. And none of them are wrong.
Gotem Magic: The Gathering meme funny got'em
Jund? A poor choice, Mr. Bond. I cast Goblin Guide and swing for two. Magic: The Gathering meme James Bond.
Toad, it would be great if I could cast some spells Frog Exlcaimed. Frog, you are casting spells, I'm just not letting them resolve Toad replied Frog
When you were casting Rampant Growth I set up my Artifact Mana. When you were having premarital Cultivates I applied pressure. When you wasted your turns on ramp spells in pursuit of more mana I put an Armageddon on the stack. And now that the world is on fire and goblin tokens are swinging in you have the audacity to tell me my deck isn't fun for a casual commander game Todd, Magic: The Gathering meme
but I gave you 2 lands 10 turns ago cat in boots Magic: The Gathering meme funny
I like Magic for the gameplay Magic: The Gathering meme joke
Anatomy of a Magic Card name rank and serial number blue man he is a little man trapped inside the magic card you must save him preferred pronouns typo essay you must grade it in terms of conciseness and informativeness rating tells you how good the card is 2 out of 3 is ok Magic: The Gathering joke funny meme
Me making out with girlfriend on the couch her you wanna take this to the bedroom me aight I'll grab this end you get the other
Did you survive? Yes. What did it cost? Everything. Chicken dinosaur funny meme. Guardians of the galaxy format with T-rex
Have you ever read a comment that made you click on the person's profile just to see if they look as stupid as they sound? meme funny
I'm this old nostalgia meme nes nintendo couch old tv fashion Ghostbusters animated series
A subject I'm interested in Me Anyone who will listen coffee poured into a cup on a table meme funny humor joke
Chorizo picante hot 100% natural de zamora chorizard Pokemon funny pic
Tired of looking at bad screen Can't wait to get home and look at good screen
Me: yeah, I have foild out my entire Commander deck! my deck: pringled foil cards joke meme Magic: The Gathering
My opponent getting their last land Vindicated. Me, an empath, feeling like my opponent might be upset. Magic: The Gathering meme
Magic The Gathering frogs meme the Rock
When your opponent is trying to burn you out but you have food tokens Magic: The gathering meme Danny DeVito
how do you do fellow ninjas ninjutsu Emrakul Magic: The Gathering meme funny joke about playing in the Eldrazi as a ninja mechanic
card draw counterspells graveyard stuff killing creatures burm ramp big creatures that one heliod combo Magic: The Gathering color chart meme
What's your favourite colour? 4 year olds Magic players. Magic: The Gathering meme
Someone made up dinosaur noises without ever hearing them. Lisa from the Simpsons if front of live audience meme, funny showerthoughts
Pickup lines in space. Have you ever been in a black hole?
It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled quote by Mark Twain
I'm Casting Oko, Magic: The Gathering funny meme
When last I looked, Theoden, not Aragorn, was king of Rohan. And when was that? Earlier that day, king of Rohan not king of Rohan. pictures of Theoden and Aragorn. Lord of the Rings funny meme
Blue EDH players putting Brainstorm, Counterspell, Cyclonic Rift and Rhystic Study in all of their decks. Magic: The Gathering commander player joke meme
When your beardless friend is in the bathroom and you hear your electric razor turned on. Tom and Jerry meme cat holding a newspaper funny
Davriel is a planeswalker from Magic: The Gathering. This is a funny meme about his background story.
when you offer food to someone and they take too much funny cat meme animal animals cats
an excellent spell, mr. bond, but it appears that my two untapped islands weren't just a bluff. meme funny counterspell Magic: The Gathering joke
extinguisher lighter flame on top of the meme on the bottom Obi Wan Kenobi saying you have become the very thing you swore to destroy star wars scene with Anakin after duel jedi sith funny meme
So you mean to tell me Sara Bellum is a cerebellum? Joke from the Powerpuff Girls kids show on Cartoon Network in the 90s. nostalgia funny meme animated series from the nineties
This Bloomburrow plane is great! How are you doing, Ajani? I hate it here. Ajani turned into a human in a suit Magic: The Gathering funny meme