Virginia Murdoch

@virginia.alertbutnotalarmed.com

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An air fryer is just a little oven. Making @monomarks.at

Screenshot of Saturday Paper recipe with the opening line "There’s a quiet dependency in the way we eat in Australia. One that hums along highways mostly unnoticed until something changes."
Email from ChatGPT with this copy: You don't need a plan or the perfect question to use ChatGPT. Just start typing whatever's on your mind — a half-baked idea, a random question, a weird "what if." ChatGPT is built for all of it. No pressure. No perfect prompts. Explore ideas, create images, write stories, and summarize files in just a simple conversation. Best, The ChatGPT Team
Two paragraphs from an email newsletter: Good afternoon, everyone. I woke up today to a notification from The New York Times that President Trump threatened that "a whole civilization will die tonight" if a deal is not reached to reopen the Strait of Hormuz by 8 p.m. Eastern. Deliberately striking civilian infrastructure and civilians is a war crime under international law. I spent last night at Oramen, an unassuming (but perfect) Flatiron izakaya that I have been eating at once a week. I wouldn't leave the table until l finished planning the vacation that I'm tacking on to Cannes Lions. Which brings me to my next question: Will you be at Cannes Lions in June? Email me if you'd like to do something together there.
Underwater photo of a reef shark swimming above a reef.
An Instagram ad for Belong telco with the headline "Belong: leaving skid marks across the internet."
Virginia and Sophie at Cuttagee. Sophie is giving Virginia a big kiss on the cheek. Virginia is very happy about this.
Simple wooden stool made from pine, sitting in a corner.
Tabby cat with his face pushed into a quilt
Screenshot of a NYTimes lede that reads “Federal officials said a 37-year-old woman was trying to kill agents with a car in Minneapolis. City and state officials called that account false, demanding an end to the immigration crackdown.”
News headline: Fyre Festival 2 postponed with no new date set
Headline from a newspaper “How I nearly killed my dad on Father's Day: Dutton recalls scary Porsche race”, with photo of Peter Dutton.
iOS notification: “Rate your experiences There are new experiences waiting for your feedback.”
E*** M*** with a fucking chainsaw and a stupid and an idiotic sunglasses standing in front of a sign that says The Dogefather in the style of The Godfather, and the f/a kern is just the worst mess.
Comment text for this recipe post: “Virginia If I only have organic whole fairies, which food processor attachment or mandolin setting is most appropriate for producing the colourful rounds described herein.”
Lino print that says FUCK MURDOCH, with FUCK in pink and MURDOCH in black.
Lino cut of smirky little giraffe, printed in black
Screenshot of news site: In the opening paragraphs of the address, a transcript of which was distributed by her office, Ley spoke of the arrival of British settlers into Sydney Cove in 1788 - and drew parallels to Musk, the world's richest person, Tesla CEO and now confidante of US president Donald Trump. Ley said: All those years ago those ships did not arrive, as some would have you believe, as invaders. They did not come to destroy or to pillage. In what could be compared to Elon Musk's Space X's efforts to build a new colony on Mars, men in boats arrived on the edge of the known world to embark on that new experiment. A new experiment and a new society. And just like astronauts arriving on Mars those first settlers would be confronted with a different and strange world, full of danger, adventure and potential. From that moment our national story stood at a crossroads.
Photograph of a diagram in The Age newspaper depicting a woman being ejected from a jet ski. The caption explains “If riders fall backward off the vehicle in a supine position with their legs splayed while the throttle is still activated, the water jets will strike the perineum directly.”
Close-up of tabby cat resting his head on his paw
Yawning fluffy tabby lying on fleece sweater on wooden table.
A screenshot from Strava showing a map with a walking route from Donostia-San Sebastian, and stats: 26.87km, 593m elevation gain, 6:41:58 moving time, 40,354 steps, 1442 calories and avg heart rate 106bpm.
Supermarket fridge shelf with a sign that reads ‘No more HERBS STOCKS Thank You!!! :-)’
Bird’s-eye view of a round puff pastry tart filled with quince. It glistens.
A bunch of daphne in a person’s hand