William the Mad

@virtualcouncil.bsky.social

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Artist, Creator, and Heresiarch He/She/They/It|Gender is Hare 🐇|18+ Only! No minors!|My heart is taken~|DM to RP|Ave Humanitas 🇬🇧➡️🇨🇦 ♤ Amateur of Things ♤ Vicar of the Aftonite Church ♤ Wrote 'The Rabbit King' on AO3 ♤ ASAP: 'Heresiarchy', other follies

My very outdated profile picture of Rivet Angels, my OC I made for a video essay that is neither quality nor substantial and has more childish outrage than anyone should ever witness. They're a humanoid with unnaturally sharp cheekbones, ears, and pupils, with an almost mullet-esque hairstyle, and wearing my past-self's horrid approximation of a three-piece.
Clock, a cat-boy with black hair and round glasses, wearing a two-piece consisting of a brown waistcoat, a cream, pinstriped shirt, and a darker brown, slim tie. A golden pocket-watch hangs from his outer pocket, its chain emerging from the inner pocket of his waistcoat.
Pero (or Pussty in this film) on a poster of the Polish version of Puss 'n Boots: Around The World in 80 Days. He is in a surreal and almost psychedelic watercolour style and his face has an almost unreadable expression with his mouth open and eyes wild, his arms swung wide as though declaring something important.
The Dashcon Ball Pit.
Pokémon Database entry for Sableye, the 302nd Pokémon 8} It is half-a-metre tall, weighs 11kg, and is a Dark-Ghost type. Also, it's a little purple gremlin with gemstone eyes and the most shit-eating grin you will ever see! >:D
Pero (or Pussty in this film) and the random ladylove (Susannah) Toei decided to give him in the third film of the Puss 'n Boots franchise. My gender is that sort of fanciful elegance and style only found in cats in lavish outfits. Ostensibly, my gender is also of a masculine and feminine flavour. :3
An altered version of the Cyberpunk 2077 logo which reads 'Workers of the world, unite!'. The main title is simply the first word and the rest is the subtitle.
The Wikipedia page for Spanish Flu, reading 'Many alternative names are exonyms in the practice of making new infectious diseases seem foreign. This pattern was observed even before the 1889–1890 pandemic, also known as the 'Russian flu', when the Russians already called epidemic influenza the 'Chinese catarrh', the Germans called it the 'Russian pest', and the Italians called it the 'German disease'. These epithets were re-used in the 1918 pandemic, along with new ones.'
Dante Alighieri and Virgil, standing on the shores of Hell's frozen sea of Satan's tears, watching Satan chew Judas, Cassius, and Brutus.
List of 'Canadian' News Corporations owned by Postmedia: National Post The Ottawa Citizen The Calgary Herald The Toronto Sun The Edmonton Journal The Vancouver Sun The Gazette The Province
Pero (or Pussty in the English version) from Toei's 'Puss 'n Boots: Travels Around The World' (1976).
Surprised Pikachu Face. I'm just poking fun, don't worry TwT I know Tuggoffelees is niche despite the whole 'everyone can at least sort of see it' bit xD
Timothy Timepiece, from Date Everything :3
Tumblr post reading '🔊🔊 END STAGE DISCOURSE!! END STAGE DISCOURSE!! WE HAVE ARRIVED AT "FICTIONAL SEX IS COERCIVE BECAUSE CHARACTERS ARE BEING FORCED TO DO THINGS BY THE AUTHOR"!!!! 🔊🔊' The notes are at 16.1K. (The post is by @roycohn, but that's not visible here)
(Credit to foxes-in-love@bsky.social) A blue fox stares with seething hatred into a bonfire as he says 'SET IT ALL ON FIRE (underscored) AND SACRIFICE THEM ALL TO DEMONS (underscored).'
Woodie Guthrie, holding his famous 'This Machine Kills Fascists' Guitar.
From @robertscotthorton.bsky.social 'JD Vance has ordered that Springfield, OH must be cleaned of its Haitian population and the operation to do so is now just one week away.' The article screenshot beneath: 'As Springfield's 15,000 Haitians brace for deportations, local churches train to resist ICE Springfield, Ohio (RNS) – Over a year since Donald Trump and JD Vance spread falsehoods about the city's migrants eating pets, Haitians' temporary protected status is set to run out Feb. 3.'
A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Nazi Concentration Camps. The highlighted section reads 'Eighty per cent of prisoners were members of the Communist Party of Germany and ten per cent members of the Social Democratic Party of Germany.'
Surprised Pikachu Face. That's it. That's the joke. Everyone go home.
Examples of the word 'spur' in a sentence 'Fixing the housing market could also help spur consumption' 'The Pakistani bourgeoisie now wants to forge an alliance with India to spur capitalist economic development in Pakistan'
A shadow of a figure in a long coat with a tall, curling collar stretches across a dry road, the shadow of a stop-sign beside them. A gutter intersects with the shade's legs at an angle, plants sprouting from the cracks.
A pair of dismantled toilets and a removed bath-tub sit beside the pavement in the early minutes of the dawn.
A one-serving cup of Communion Wafer & Bread on a package of Allen's Grape Cocktail juice boxes (the French Side)
The word 'Inspiring' in black text on a sea green to white gradient.
A camper van, nearly stripped bare of all but its floor and one wall, and a boxy car, draped in a white sheet as though prepared for its funeral, both parked on someone's lawn across a rainy street, shrouded in darkness save for the dim light of a streetlamp.
The final frame of the 'Wheeze' comic as drawn by Tumblr user patientno7, satirising the absurdity of meme culture.
'The Killer' in all-capital white text on a black background with blood splatters.
A modern gilded brass monocle with gallery and prescription glass (about -6,00). Attached is a gold-plated chain. The monocle is 43 mm in diameter with a 10 mm gallery. Photographed in Tuntorp, Brastad, Lysekil Municipality, Sweden. (Source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Modern_gilded_brass_monocle_with_gallery_7.jpg )
The woman from the Rug Doctor advert, with the words 'The' and 'What?' superimposed on her face in two increasingly close-up frames of her face.
Results for a 'My Season Core' test. Titled 'William Core', with the addendum 'Snowy Winter Core'. The nine squares, from left to right and top to bottom, read: 'Master Planner' 'Zero Patience for Inefficiency' 'Sees Far Ahead' 'Bad at Expressing Emotions' 'Wastes Time on Useless Things' 'Ultimate Otaku' 'Strategises Everything' 'Pretends to Listen' 'Brutal Honesty'
A quote from the recently deceased Charles James Kirk. 'I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.' – Charles J Kirk, 2023 (1993-2025)
Dr Henry Miller from DSaF, also known as Dave Miller's father, and the worst parent since William Afton.
A 'Food Choice Test' result that reads 'Your food choices resemble those of the Upper-Middle Class (71.43%)'.
The white bear furry (Michael self-insert?) from FNaF Pizzeria Simulator, with tired spiralling eyes, head on his desk, and stacks of papers piled high on it.
In black, fully capitalised text on a white background: 'PUT THIS ON YOUR TIMELINE AND LET EVERYONE DESCRIBE YOU WITH ONE WORD.'
A bust-shot of Springtrap.
The Demi-Boy Flag
A Tumblr Post, reading: clarenecessities - there's something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase 'hotly debated' in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & one's like 'of course there was a paleolithic bear cult in Northern Eurasia' and another one just looks him in the eyes and says 'i'll kill you in real life, kevin' crockpotcauldron, as an image - The Milton scholars screamed and argued about how the serpent was supposed to move before it crawled on its belly. Dr. Matthews, enraged that Dr. Goldstein could believe the serpent bounced around on the coiled end of its tail, flipped over the conference table. 'Satan is not a fucking pogo stick!' he howled. 261 314 notes
Athos, Aramis, and Porthos [Left to Right] the three Muskehounds from the show Dogtanian. Yes, they swapped Athos' and Porthos' names compared to the Dumas story for some reason, but we live with it. [Source: Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds]
A photo of three figures in a sketchbook, all of them a variant of Springtrap. The above is a shaded head with hollow eyes, the centre is a playful-looking one with eyelashes and wearing a waistcoat and bow tie, and the bottom is an attempted fusion of Springtrap and Lady Dimitrescu. (My Tumblr is outdated, as that was deleted last month, and I cannot get it back.)
Springtrap
Lord Farquaad pointing with the text 'CARPAL TUNNEL'
8-Bit Version of William Afton from Five Nights at Freddy's
A light mode search bar for the search engine Google, which has a query for 'Three Eons at Springtraps', to which the Google Search Engine suggests a correction of 'Did you mean: "Heaven"?'
A very pathetic-looking doodle of a teary-eyed bunny-man-thing.
Jonathan Frakes, surrounded by superimposed images of his head and scattered subtitles of denial. 'It's a total fabrication.', 'Pure fiction.', 'Not a chance.', 'Wrong.', 'No way.', 'It never happened.', and 'No.'
A list of 50 questions to better understand new Bluesky users! (No, I am not typing all those out yet, I'll do that at request, I'm too lazy right now)