Monkey One

@vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social

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Livin’ the farce, baby!

A cat in a white hazmat suit with a helmet with a silver reflective faceplate. All you can see of the cat is his little black ears poking through the helmet. He is in front of some WH40K looking stuff with a stuffed severed leg in front of him showing a bone and gristle.
Lenny from the Simpsons looking bewildered in a crowd saying, “I’ve only been here a few minutes. What’s going on?”
An angry looking goateed white man with a blond-on-top combover in a grey suit with a blue button-up shirt and swirl-patterned blue tie. He looks like he’s incredibly mean to waiters.
Kitty Pryde, a white brunette, phasing through a wall with an annoyed expression on her face. She is wearing a blue and black costume with an X on the belt.
The two Ancient Greek philosophers talking meme.
Hyperlexic @hyperlexic.bsky.social • 1h Germans were probably the best Europeans in the mid 19th century and that was one of the best times to be a German and then imperialism happened and look where it took them louise 33andathird.bsky.social @louise33a... If you go to the memorial of Little Big Horn you will see the 7th Cavalry had as many German names as Irish.
The For You tab on the Twitter app. A tweet from Daniel Goldman: If you were a supporter of the Uncommitted movement — which was significantly responsible for Trump 2.0 — then you are in no position to demand anything from Democrats.
An angry looking Jesus head giving the side-eye. His hair is stylized and looks like it’s in braids, and his head is in front of a gold cross inside a circle.
The professor from Futurama standing at a table with a nose-ring. Hermes is standing next to him. There are three wine glasses on the table, one with wine in it. The text at the top reads “I’m bored!”
A close up of a jacked white guy with cropped yellow hair and an American flag painted over his face. He is holding a blue pill. His speech bubble says, “No. Give me a red. A red.” Another speech bubble from off-panel says, “Sorry, son. It’s whites and blues for you—for now, that is.”
A black and white title card reading, “PRC PICTURES Presents I ACCUSE MY PARENTS” There is a silhouette of movie theater seats with two robots and a man sitting on the right side.
A corpse-like bald Buddhist monk from the game Sekiro wearing orange and black robes standing in a forested area.
A post from me this morning reading: Very sad to hear Lindsey Graham died of natural causes. I wanted him to die in a much more ironic way.
A black Texas vanity license plate reading 80PROOF on a truck.
Stretched out horizontally version of Professor Farnsworth from Futurama saying, “A man can dream though”
Post from JStar @jstar2.Bsky.social AIPAC double barrel shots fired (A picture of an AIPAC tweet quoting Bernie Sanders where they say, “Our individual grassroots members are proud to support strong and principled Democrats running for Senate. Really want to talk about Senate candidates today, Bernie?” Below this is a picture of Bernie holding up Platner’s hand.) The quoted Bernie tweet reads, “AIPAC, and other billionaire-funded PACs, are spending millions to buy the Democratic primaries in Michigan and…”
First panel: John Oliver in an all black suit holding up his hands. The text reads, “Let me explain this in a way you’ll understand.” Second panel: John Oliver with his mouth open speaking. Text reads, “Our ice cream machine is down.” Third and fourth panels: A white lady with blonde hair in a white suit slaps John. Fifth panel: John looks shocked and upset.
Zohran Mamdani smiling. He is an Indian man with short straight hair and a beard. There is a microphone in front of him partially cut off by the shot.
Homer Simpson looking at a book that I have made say SOCCER GAME on the cover and squinting. The text in the upper left corner reads, “Hmmm. I don’t like soccer, but I do like yelling at the English.”
Post one in the timeline: Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social • 32m The beauty of sports is you can just decide at any point "I give a shit about this now. Against all reason." Ten minutes later you hate one of the teams more than life and it's all downhill from there. Post below it: Reposted by rabidya utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red • 24m | HATE THE ENGL*SH I HATE THE ENGL*SH I HATE THE ENGL*SH I HATE THE ENGL*SH I HATE THE ENGL*SH I HATE THE ENGL*SH I HATE THE ENGL*SH I HATE THE ENGL*SH I HATE THE ENGL*SH I HATE THE ENGL*SH I HATE THE ENGL*SH I HATE THE ENGL*SH I HATE THE ENGL*SH I HATE THE ENGL*SH I HATE THE ENGL*SH I HATE THE ENGL
A back view of Trump and other people through a window watching the footage of themselves.
A hand holding a disc with pastel green and brown around the outside, yellow markings inside of that, and a picture at the center that looks like a stone with the Ferengi symbol in the middle. The vacuum-desiccated remains of a Ferengi are supposed to be inside.
Post from Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social Our sports teams are for the people. Yea, terrible, annoying, hypocritical people will celebrate whenever we win & that's just life. Gotta get over it. I am not ceding my enjoyment, our teams, or our athletes to worst people out there. Beneath this is a picture of two posts from Victoria Scott reading: Am I the only American rooting for us to lose And You cannot underestimate how much I fucking hate this country man
As socialists we support reforms that would grant immediate permanent resident status to all current undocumented workers and their children and that would establish an expeditious and non punitive route to citizenship for these workers and their families. As socialists, we struggle for a system that produces security, not insecurity. We need a commitment to equality and equal status for all. We need to make it easier for workers to organize and protect themselves through unions. All workers must have full labor rights, including the right to organize, the right to protest unjust labor conditions, the right to change employers, and the right to form unions of their choice. We will work with immigrant rights organizations to promote family reunification, to halt deportations, to demilitarize our borders, and to help all of our children- regardless of legal status- to realize the dream of attaining a university education.
Research from Orgvue reinforces this: Companies spend approximately $1.27 for every $1 saved through workforce reductions once severance, productivity losses and replacement costs are properly accounted for.
A surrealistic six panels beginning with a humanoid cactus that Burroughs is hallucinating and ending with his shooting his wife who is standing in front of a demon opening its stomach.
A brown and grey snake-like creature with an ovoid mouth full of teeth.
Quote tweet of Jaime Harrison’s tantrum from Fred Guttenberg reading: Absolutely agree with @harrisonjaime. If you want to call yourself a Democrat, doing to this party what MAGA did to the Republican party is not the answer. Support the party and let's work together to defeat MAGA and this administration. In November, don't sit home. Don't engage in protest votes. SHOW UP AND VOTE!
Wang Chih-Ming is Research Fellow and Deputy Director of the Institute of European and American Studies, Academia Sinica, Taiwan
A reply to me reading, “How soon do we get a Orange starship or USS MAGA well how soon?”
A rose on a leafy stem that is white with peach and pink. It’s quite stunning.
Some of the most famously misheard lyrics include: • Jimi Hendrix: "Excuse me while I kiss the sky" is commonly misheard as "Excuse me while I kiss this guy". • Elton John: "Hold me closer, tiny dancer" is often misheard as "Hold me closer, Tony Danza". • Manfred Mann's Earth Band: "Revved up like a deuce" is widely misheard as "Wrapped up like a douche". • Creedence Clearwater Revival: "There's a bad moon on the rise" gets misheard as "There's a bathroom on the right". • Taylor Swift: "I get so many men" is famously misheard by many as "I've got a long list of ex-lovers" in her song "Blank Space." Clearly that last one is wrong and the sources listed next to it start with Reddit.
Daffy Duck in a spotlight wearing a devil costume holding a grey stoppered bottle on a stage and gesturing to it while smiling. There is an open suitcase to the left.
Me quoting a post from Jen Bendery showing someone lifting blue paint from the water reading: A coupla people passing by ripped off little pieces to keep for posterity *smiley face* My quote text is: Jeanine Piro is going to try to prosecute these people for theft of government property, and I am not even making a little joke.
Romney Campaign Press Release - Mitt Romney Announces Support of Donald Trump February 02, 2012 Mitt Romney today announced the support of Donald Trump. Mr. Trump joins a growing list of over 2,500 elected officials, leaders and activists from across the country who have endorsed Mitt Romney. "I am humbled by the endorsements I have received from Republicans across the political spectrum. Donald Trump's endorsement of me today sends a strong signal that he believes we have the best chance to make President Obama a one-term president," said Mitt Romney. "We share both a background in the private sector and a belief that Washington needs to get out of the way of small business. His support is a sign that business leaders are fed up with Washington and want someone with actual experience creating jobs and working in the real economy in the White House.”
2. EXPAND DRUG PRICE NEGOTIATION There is no better example of big pharma's corporate greed and Washington politicians' corporate capture than the fact that Medicare and Medicaid cannot negotiate most drug prices. Our current piecemeal approach is not enough. Medicare and Medicaid should be fully empowered to secure the best possible price for American consumers. 3. PERMIT THE IMPORTATION OF LOWER-COST PRESCRIPTION DRUGS If pharmaceutical companies want to price gouge in American markets, Americans must be empowered to purchase and import from other markets. Mainers are driving hours and crossing international borders just to afford life saving prescriptions that are hundreds and sometimes thousands of dollars cheaper in Canada? This must end. 4. BAN STOCK BUYBACKS AND CAP EXECUTIVE COMPENSATION FOR ALL COMPANIES RECEIVING FEDERAL DOLLARS Any pharmaceutical company that wants to see even one dollar of public funds should be required to refrain from stock buybacks and to cap executive compensation. Public research dollars must not fuel corporate greed. 5. ESTABLISH A NATIONWIDE PUBLIC DRUG MANUFACTURING SECTOR Public drug manufacturing in California has dramatically lowered naloxone and insulin prices, and offers a powerful tool to close the gap between prices paid by American consumers and those paid by the rest of the world.® Lifesaving drugs are a public good, and it is time the public sector guaranteed access to cheap generics.
Mallory McMorrow dancing in a hall with a drumline and a giant cutout of her own face.
A dark blue sign bordered in gold with Hebrew and English in gold reading “Trump Heights” and with crossed Israeli and American flags at the top. Netanyahu his standing at the podium in the bottom right talking to settlers. There are no good people in this photo.
A tuxedo cat lying half on a windowsill and half on a bed with blue blankets.
The Ghostbusters blasting Vigo’s deformed, slime-covered head.
A white man with slicked back brown hair, big 80s glasses, and a leather jacket with his mouth open and his hand up gesturing with a finger. The text at the bottom reads, “I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards.”
Scene from Blazing Saddles: Cleavon Little looking miserably at the camera with Gene Wilder to his left throwing an arm over his shoulder and in the middle of talking.
Venus (brightest object) and Jupiter (second brightest) in conjunction with two dimmer lights, one above both, an even dimmer light to the right of Jupiter, and a slightly bright light at the far right.
Hand holding a gun.
A male barn swallow, dark colored with a reddish throat on the overhang of a garage with a fake snake right next to him.
Cathy from the Cathy comic strip saying, “AACK!”
Wikipedia article: Dick Assman For the German meteorologist, see Richard Assmann. Richard Arthur Assman (February 14, 1934 - August 15, 2016) was a Canadian gas station employee whose name propelled him to celebrity status across North America for four months in 1995.
A tuxedo cat with a little half mustache on a red blanket with white stripes on a wooden floor with a white cord. She is looking up at the camera.
A picture of a menu showing Repost as available and “Quote posts disabled” below it, allowing you only to spread the message but not to challenge it.
Elmer Fudd walking through the woods with a shotgun with a speech bubble below him.
Blond woman in leopard-print top with Savannah Chrisley as the name.
Elderly black lab sleeping on a wooden floor next to a blue-green wall with his tongue sticking slightly out of his mouth. His muzzle is very white because he’s fourteen years old.
A child in a black robe, white collar, and wide-brimmed black had smiling in a corn field. Half of his face is riddled with black and red lines.
The elderly president seated in the Oval Office with a bright yellow tie. He is leaning very far to the right while he’s surrounded by six white guys in boring suits. His eyes are closed, and he is clearly dozing off or maybe microdosing dying.
A cigarette against a field of grass that then moves off camera. You can hear an exaggerated exhale after.
ASL19|" (Persian: 19 (ol) is an independent technology organisation that works toward practical responses for online access to information. Their work has been mired in allegations of sexual abuse and workplace harassment.
US negotiators told Iran to ignore Trump's social media posts - Fars News The IRGC-affiliated Fars News Agency reported on Saturday that during indirect exchanges between Iran and the United States, American officials and mediators privately told Tehran not to pay attention to Donald Trump's public posts, including on Truth Social, suggesting they are aimed mainly at domestic audiences.
A white rose with pink blushing at the edges of the petals on a long stalk. It’s against a white wall with a potted plant to the left and an elephant statue to the right.
Futurama. Fry, Leela, and Bender are all looking at something in shock with the Professor and the Planet Express ship in the background. Text reads, “Well, we’re boned.”
An orange striped tabby laying under a green cloth folding chair on a dirty outdoor rug.