Aoife “Fe” Baker

@vivaciousvandal.bsky.social

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Writer and Costume Designer. Trash panda. Inevitable fellow 2022. Story Incubator Lab fellow 2024. AFF semifinalist 2025. Repped by AE Jones. A lady and a gentlethem. Cooking for the unhoused: ko-fi.com/vivaciousvandalcooks

The guy looking away from his girlfriend meme, very poorly edited to show he is “me making a new piece,” his girlfriend he should be appreciating is “Chrysocolla”, but he’s checking out “Blue Lace Agate” again instead.
A screenshot of a tiktok ad with gloved hands piercing a white silicone nipple with a silver bar hanging an enameled bow and 3 red bells.
A shot from a vertical cdrama of a couple beside a lotus pool, its evening and we see their reflections. It looks a lot like a shot from a vintage musical movie like Singing In The Rain.
A still from a vertical cdrama where the princess is being hugged from behind and looking super confused about it. She’s thinking “wouldn’t that be too weird?”
A still from a period cdrama with a mad smiling, wiping her eye, and saying “I feel like my eyes are about to pee” as she starts to happy-cry.
Photo of an orange cat in oddly stiff posture curious but also Hating It
Still from a vertical cdrama where a guy is giving a girl an apology kitten. The kitten is orange.
Images are stills from a Chinese vertical drama, a man and a woman in the woods. The man has blood all over him. The woman asks “how can I help you?” The man responds “I have been poisoned with bone-corroding powder, I must mate with a woman or I will die tonight.”
Little orange cat feet kicking a human ankle
A pizza in an oven with a distinct slit-shaped hole in the middle
Photo of a white enby with a mullet wearing 4 sterling ear cuffs, a sterling snowflake earring, 3 sterling pendant necklaces, and 7 sterling rings (plus 3 rings non-sterling, a septum ring, and one titanium ear stud)
A photo of a miniature vampire hunting kit I made several years ago, shot with my hand and my drop cloth in the frame, but posted by a stranger.
An old comic panel of an elderly woman in purple hitting a beat cop with a stick. He says “please maam I’m only doing my job” and she says “and I’m only doing mine! Now step aside!!”
A photo of a little orange paw sticking dramatically out from under an orange bedspread
A photo of a little orange law sticking out from under a floral bedspread
A photo of two silver necklaces on a black t-shirt, one is slightly sparkly (the stainless steel with crystals) and one is plain (the sterling)
A collection of sterling pendants on a rug, plus two ear cuffs
A text convo. Mom sent a text image that says “today’s advice from your mother -unclench your jaw - you deserve to be the version of yourself that makes you happiest. - I don’t care why you summoned it, put that demon back. NO DON’T LICK IT” to which I responded “I will lick it” Mom “I said NO LICKING!!! Me “either I’ll startle it so I can get away, or it’ll taste good and I’ll keep it.”
A photo of an orange cat on a antique Persian rug staring at his own shadow
A photo of a fort on peaks island
Another white hand with even more silver rings, my god. Who let me buy myself jewelry?
A white hand with fake nails and an ungodly number of rings hovering above a laptop.
A photo of an ear with 7 piercings in it: two lobe hoops, 2 upper lobe studs of stars, one hidden helix with a chain, one daith, and one tragus with a tiny dagger dropping a red crystal.
A photo of an Asian guy with a mustache and bun making a silly face
A still from a vertical cdrama with a woman in blue saying “so the seventh prince bought the headdress set” and another translation “this noodle was originally bought by the seventh prince.”
A Chinese girl on a vertical drama is looking aggrieved. The upper translation has her line as “I want to see how you pull this off” but the lower translation says “I want to see how you poop alive.”
A photo of a bag of fish and chips with Korean characters at top and bottom
A short video panning up in a medical waiting room with black chairs and tiled carpeting
A photo of rainbow ballpit balls, some are round and some are stars
A photo of a white hand with white nails and leather bondage nail decals, each nail is different
A photo of me, white glasses-wearing femme, pulling my face away from the orange cat who is wrapped around my arm in bed
Photo of a pink plastic drawer organizer full of colorful silk ties
A photo from Amazon.com of a white pantry door organizer
Photo of a yellow star-shaped rice mold and a blue latex gloved hand
A photo of an orange cat looking majestic in golden hour slanting sunshine
Salmon and kimchi in a copper pot
A text combo that reads: Other person: are you coming to dyke day??? Me: I haven’t been invited Other person: gotcha Me: have fun tho
Two needlepoint paintings in gilt frames, one of Lawrence’s “Pinkie” and one of Gainsborough’s “Blue Boy,” respectively
Tiny oil pastel of two cats cuddling, a tuxedo and a tabby
A photo of a coffee table with Red Bull, soju, jewelry, and an index card with two cards scribbled on it
A white person’s ear with 2 lobe piercings and one hidden helix piercing with chain dangles.
Index card doodle of two cats in oil pastel
Index-card size oil pastel doodle of a meteor in red and blue