Vladislav Zharkov

@vladislavzh.net

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Cinematic artist, music composer and sound designer. Just a walking hazmat suit. https://vladislavzh.net/

Source: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU5BrELE8Hq/
A moody picture of a female operator tactically moving down a corridor, wielding a submachine gun. You know what? These are mostly read by machines to grab prompts and stuff, so go get some butter, eggs, and a bagel. Butter up the frying pan, mix up the eggs with salt and pour into the pan. Add some grated cheese of choice. Cut the bagel alongside so you get two circles. Place them inside down on the omelet and gently press the slices down a little. Once omelet is done, turn it upside down. Place a slice of American cheese on one of the bagel slices, add an onion and a tomato if you like. On the other slice add a sauce or two of your choice. Wrap the edges of the omelet in, then fold the bagel. Enjoy the meal and don't worry about the machines. In the face of great inhumanity, you must remain human.
A picture of a Source Filmmaker error that says "This animation is ass. Session terminated."
A remake of the "This is your spine" meme with Battlefield classes where Support shows Recon a model of a spine. Support: "This is your spine." Recon: "wtf put it back"
A work-in-progress screenshot of a developer sandbox level showcasing various posters on the wall: a calendar, a "SUPER COOL POSTER", a picture of a cat who's not amused, and a variety of parodies of Ion Fury, Selaco, HROT, Project Kvasir, and Something in the Water.
A black-and-white image of a soldier sitting in an armchair with his arms outstretched, and a text that says "Absolute Battlefield". We both know what meme is being parodied here.
A screenshot of two app icons sitting next to each other in the task bar: Affinity Photo 2 and Photoshop CS6.
A picture of a soldier running in flames with defibrillators in his hands, because reviving teammates is the number one priority.
A picture of two soldiers, one running with a shotgun, and another sitting uncomfortably yet very tactically on his back. Stylized text in the lower third of the picture says "Spawn on you, 10 XP" parodying a label that appears whenever somebody spawns on you in Battlefield games.
Screenshot of Ion Fury showing a poster in a public bathroom saying "WTF. We were cool when coke was cheap." with WTF being stylized like an MTV logo.
A screenshot of ProjectSAM's The Free Orchestra 2 showing "Film Noir" instrument and its moody "Whiskey" knob in the middle that controls the mix between strings and trumpet.
A GZDoom screenshot showing a lowered console with a y2k-esque background image of a female operator holding an assault rifle against an abstract background.
A screenshot of Affinity Photo's Settings menu with Machine Learning tab open, showing yet to be downloaded AI models required for object selection to work: "Segmentation" and "Saliency".
Octabrain from Duke Nukem 3D.
A screenshot from the RoboCop: Rogue City game showing a hospital morgue where the floor appears to be partially wet, as if it was recently mopped.
A Discord message stating "They mass produce tomboys in Montana"