Michael Stanclift

@vmstan.com

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Virtually Benevolent 👨‍💻 Liberally Minded Elder Millennial 👾 Heavily Caffeinated Openly Kansan 🌻 Possibly Canadian vmstan.com/whois

Conan
Weather forecast for the next four days. Warm and sunny today and tomorrow. Cold and snowy after that.
Hans Gruber
A retail aisle display shows a large sign reading “Please stay 6 feet apart. Thank you for helping protect everyone,” with illustrated figures standing apart. The sign is attached to a shelf stocked with Keurig “Original Donut Shop” coffee boxes, with paper towels on a lower shelf nearby and holiday-themed decorations above.
Screenshot of the list of valid photographic identification under Kansas law.
Screenshot from Andrew Wang on X calling Ozzy an “American Original”
Screenshot of the iOS 25 beta 3 install prompt
Stock go up
Heads up: Please inform all contacts from your list not to open a video called the “Dance of the Hillary”. It is a cyber attack from Pakistan. Beware it is very dangerous. They announced it today on BBC radio. Fwd this msg to as many as you can!"
Map of US nuclear targets
An overhead picture of a bed with dozens of unmatched socks laying on it.
Screenshot of status.vmst.io showing all monitors at 100% uptime for the last month.
A bald eagle walking along the beach with the text “ME GOING ON A STUPID LITTLE DAILY WALK FOR MY STUPID PHYSICAL AND MENTAL HEALTH” in front of it.