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💥 @oops@mindly.social Two-handed battleax My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanxcoin72me

Freshly painted bathroom with a "Tushy" bidet
From Kill 6 Billion Demons
15th century painting depicting 2 saints and the patrons , one saint holding a small cup
Red vs blue
Striped snake in the creek watching me
Man in revealing track outfit. Large package
Dog stretched out facing away from view chewing on toy
Pet pig in a blue baby pool
Man in traffic on scooter balancing a giant flat screen TV in his arms
White jar labeled"cocaine"
Strip of subfloor exposed in closet bedroom. Carpet peeled up
Cute red squirrel high above on a tree branch
White dog sleeping in a chair
Yellow flowers in grass
Handheld plastic widget for pee wiping
Small brindle bullterrier biting at hose water
Plated eggeolls and dip
A woman has two handsome admirers. One of them is a doctor, and the other is a deaf guy. Every day, the doctor gives the woman a rose. And every day, the deaf guy gives her an apple. One day, the woman says to the deaf guy: "Hey, that doctor friend of mine gives me a rose every day, and I get the symbolism of that. But why do you give me an apple a day?" And the deaf guy says, "WHAT?"
Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior. So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender: -Is Crimea ours? -Yes, it is. -And the Donbas? -Also ours. -And Kyiv? -We got that too. Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks: -Thanks, how much do I owe you? -5 euros.