Mark, Kitty Cuddler

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Having a midlife crisis. Watches way too many sports and I will talk about them. I live under that banner pic view.

A brown tabby laying on her back on a crisp white blanket . Her back feet are splayed wide showing a orange, inviting belly. If you ignore that her foot position is perfect for kicking the shit out of you. Her front paws are akimbo and lazy. Her big amber eyes are focused intently on the camera, luring the weak to their doom (muhahahaha).
A pencil drawing of a white cats. White cats are really goddamn hard to draw in pencil on white paper.
Two tacos on a plate. There’s a small bowl of salsa rojo on the plate
A small, transparent duck on a white table cloth
A orange pin cushion made out of felt. The overall shape is a pyramid that spent the weekend at the state fair eating all the yummy foods. There’s a bunch of pins stuck into it. The pins have white heads.
A pic of Oracle Park in SF from the visiting side club seats
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A grey/brown tabby shorthair cat loaf if front of a parked car tire
Two plates of food and a bowl of soup on a dark table. One plate in the foreground has tamarind noodles with beef. Two chicken kebabs are on the second plate. The bowl contains hot and sour soup with mini corn and enoki mushrooms.
Lee Marvin and some extras in a still from The Dirty Dozen. They’re all dressed in WW2 era brown fatigues in front of a forest background
**I know this anecdote seems to violate my rule of not giving enough detail to identify the dancers, but in this case it's OK because more than one of them was pregnant.
A grassy bank in the foreground. From top left to bottom right runs a ditch about 5’ wide and about 2’ deep with a muddy bottom. Two ducks are swimming astern of each other. A larger mallard and a female. The mallard gas an orange bill, black head with white collar. The body is battleship grey on top, white to grey underneath. The tailfeathers are primarily black with a prominent white stripe. The female has a dark bill, grey-brown base feathers with some white and black on the wings. The far bank is shady and covered with some sort of overhanging bush.
It’s a small pouch about 2.5”x 5.5”. It’s made of a white Aida fabric with a lining of bright orange felt. The pouch is a neat rectangular shape. The front of the pouch is mostly filled with a Cypress tree motif in dark blue and sky blue. The tree i surrounded by a crenellated border facing out in pink. There’s a checkerboard motif at the bottom just above a running seam that’s closing the bottom. The top is finished with a whip stitch and a back stitch that’s holding the lining in place.
A couple standing on a balcony with their arms around each other. He is wearing a floral print shirt and jean shorts. His hair is almost white. The shirt is blue. He wears glasses with slightly dark lenses. She has brown hair, medium length. She is wearing a peach shirt and dark capri. The background is a calm ocean just after sunset.
The AIM improved sign on Alcatraz that says “Indians Welcome” and “Indian Land” with a eagle pictogram under it. The original sign has been painted over to say “United Indian Property” and “allowed ashore without a pass”
A bright mango colored can labeled Martinelli’s Mango 1868 Hard Cider. It’s on a white table, with a pair of embroidery scissors
A tatreez star of Bethlehem in sky blue with border and accents in royal blue. The star is four groups of two mirrored rhomboids with points towards the corners of a square.
A Damascus rose in red, with a close border in light blue that details the rose petals. The whole rose is enclosed by a square border with small crenelations around it, also in light blue
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A small wooden hoop holding a square of Aida cloth with a Damascus Rose embroidered upon it. The rose pedals are ruby red and the flower border is baby blue.
A tateez (cross stitched) Damascus rose in red still in the hoop
Lewis Hamilton and his mom with their backs to the camera walking side-by-side down an elevated wooden walkway in a mountainous, scrub-and-pine landscape. He has his arm around her shoulder, and she has her arm around his waist. They're both dressed casually, with Lewis in a Ferrari red t-shirt. HIs mom has a brown jumper tied around her waist.
Screenshot from Reddit /r/nfl of all places. User is flared with Broncos and Bills NFL team logos. * EggplantAlpinism 53 points 12 hours ago Hegseth is just AI slop karl rove
A doughy white guy with a blonde/red/grey beard and hair and blue eyes wearing a Black Diamond 1500 headlamp in blue. A giant open mouth grin on his face and big delicious dimples on the cheek
A white cat is laying on her side. Her front paws are coquettishly crossed and she’s looking to camera right. Her eyes dark but knowing. Ears erect. She’s using a fluffy orange blanket as a pillow
Signal Chat screenshot Friend: Brat Me: Mmmhm Me: This is gonna be my brat summer Friend: Haha Friend: What are your brat plans Me: I was thinking of splitting them in half lengthwise and giving them a hard sear and serving with some sauerkraut or sauteed cabbage Friend: angry GIF
A brown tabby laying on a grey plaid fleece blanket on top of a fuzzy orange textured blanket. A sun beam is highlighting her bright amber eyes
Three 55g (4”) chocolate chip oatmeal cookies on a piece of aluminum foil. All the cookies are touching because I’m bad at spacing.
Valterri Bottas in Merc F1 team kit, holding a microphone. Big smile on his face and bottle blonde mullet on glorious display.
A fuzzy orange blanket is laying over a dark, dusty blue sheet on a bed . There’s a big folded over bit with the head a brown tabby just sticking out. She is completely ensconced in a blanket nest
A brown tabby who’s covered everything but half her face with a fuzzy orange blanket. A look of “dude turn on the heat” upon her kitty face.
A glass bowl with a slice of dutch apple pie and fluffy, whipped cream. The whip cream is a gorgeous glossy puffy pile of perfection, clearly hand whipped.
A white cat sleeping on a subwoofer. She’s got a paw across her face and nose buried. Her ears are pointed towards the camera. It’s the body posture of a cat who’s done with dad’s constant sitting and standing from the couch, her usual napping spot.
A framed picture on a slightly not white wall. The artwork is a painting of a golden star-shaped shiny mylar balloon with a very charming smiley face. The background of the artwork is a gorgeously rendered star field. Dr Brock deftly captures the specular reflection of light off the shiny surface of the balloon which makes it look almost like a photo.
A fortune cookie ticket with “If you don’y stand for something, you’ll fall for anything”
A still from White Christmas of the sisters in gowns. Rosemary Clooney is in a vivid blue dress with a single wide strap running over the top outer curve of her shoulder, tight into the underam. Vera-Ellen is in a silver/white number. A gauzy sleeve runs from midarm to a tight collar at the neck. It shimmers over a thin strapped dress the same cut as Clooney. The dress cut is a tight midsection, corset cut with a wrapped/twist fabric bodice with that eras semi-soft pointed cups. The skirts are crennolined to poof with many layers of gauzy material.
A brown tabby on her back on a harvest gold blanket. Her yellow belly is in full display. Her amber eyes are bright and focused on the camera begging you to “touch the belly. Touch it. You want to touch it. It’s so soft and lovely. I won’t bite. At first.”
A white kitty sleeping on a fuzzy blanket being a pretty pretty princess. Her head is at the top of the frame, body slightly on its side, with tail curled.
Cover shot of The Giver by Lois Lowry. A older, white, bearded man is seen looking to his right (camera left) and shown in black-and-white. The lower-left corner of the cover shows several colorful trees. A rip of paper separates the picture of the man from the trees.
A beautiful square of lasagna sat on a large, shallow white bowl. A beautiful length of golden garlic bread is above it in frame. The cheese top is brown and bubbly, the meat sauce richly colored.
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A white cat with amber eyes giving me side eye over her shoulder.
A green square plate with two delicious slices of brisket, a good scoop of mac and cheese, a pile of pickled carrots onion jalapeno (escabeche), and a scoop of cabbage salad.
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A shirtless Chris Kluwe wearing a pair of jeans that's just the right size. His hair is a perfect slicked back coif. He reclines upon a lush grass field; supine, supported by his left elbow to give a full profile to the camera. The bright light coming from frame left accentuates the soft curves of his immaculate musculature. A football rests coquettishly behind him as if held in his right hand.
Shallow bowl of chilaquiles rojo with two fried eggs on top, onion, crema, and some green hot sauce.
A white cat with her head stuck in a box of tissues like a dumbass
A handsome middle aged man with brown hair and blue eyes holding a white kitty with amber eyes to his chest. The room lights are warm, the background a busy overloaded bookshelf.
This is Ada, not Mark. She is a pretty, pretty princess. He is an average looking dude in his 40s, Ada’s complete opposite
A brown tabby laying curled against a person wearing a grey hoodie. The warm overhead lighting is making her glow.
A stainless steel bowl full of peeled apple pieces. The apple pieces are delightfully chaotically sized but very well peeled if I do say so myself
A brown tabby with sleepy eyes laying on her back showing her belly
A white cat laying on her side, belly temptingly exposed. Her butt is in the sun. Her beans are on display. She’s sleepy, in her zone, napping. She’s also in the fking way
A picture of the Grand Canyon in all its glory.
A brand new 7qt KitchenAid stand mixer with a trim screw that’s stripped, poorly fitted and clearly shows two dents and scratches where they missed with the screw gun during assembly.
A brown tabby named Radia sleeping on a beige knit blanket. She’s comma shaped with her front paws over her face and rear beans (and a hint of soft soft soft belly fur) are poking out from the blanket. She’s nestled into a berm of blanket, cozy
A small white casserole dish full of yummy food. The cheese on top is lovely browned and melty. The green sauce is bubbly around the edge. This is the epitome of homemade enchilada.
A brown tabby is perched on a large, seated male shoulder. Her butt is against his head, pushing it slightly forward. They are photographed against a wide, vertical plank wall that has an excellent warm glow from the top-down lighting.
Red Lake (Minnesota) The figure of Bunyan was adapted by the Ojibwe people into folklore about Nanabozho, a culture hero of the Ojibwe and Anishinaabe. In the story, when Paul Bunyan came to log the forests of Northern Minnesota, Nanabozho fought him in defense of the forest. They fought for three days; Nanabozho finally slapped Bunyan with a giant walleye. Bunyan was knocked onto his buttocks in the mud, the imprint of which formed Red Lake, Minnesota. This is responsible for the lake's distinctive shape and the preservation of the Chippewa National Forest and Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness. 24][251