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Anthropomorphic ANTIFA volcano extraordinaire Chillin' like a villain in my subterranean lair (they/them/thee/thou/y'all) 539791868072 VALOR

Hyper-realistic sourdough-bread-sculpture represents a flow of pahoehoe including cooled basalt intermingled with glowing lava.
Lunch plate with a sliced banana and mayonnaise between slices of white bread. Also a tall can of grape Fanta
17th century sketch of a catoblepas, which is a creature that is like a giant swamp-dwelling cape buffalo with a Medusa-like gaze.
A lavender Bratz console computer left in the picnic area Free to a good home
Photo of my kitchen sink which is built kitty cornered beneath a pair of corner windows. The backsplash is 2 ft. Deep and the windows impossible to reach without climbing on the countertop.
Photo of a local church with three men wrapped in white sheets pretending to be hung from wooden crosses, though they are actually standing on little platforms.
Photoshopped image of Trump speaking into a landline telephone. The speech balloon says "Listen, I need y8ou to find four more goals, which is one more than we need."
Screecut from suggested-viewing on YouTube. The video on the left is entitled "No Escape: Breaking Yellowstone Alert: Yellowstone is about to bury Jackson - The Supervolcano Nobody Can Outrun, and the image depicts a volcano apocalypse. The second video on the right is entitled "Retired to a Tiny House So That Whatever Happens We're Okay" and the image is an older gentleman standing proudly in front of his tiny house built in a tiny-house community.
Screencut from the movie Stand By Me in which the kid Vern (played by Jerry O'Connell) has dug more than a dozen holes under his parents' porch trying to find a jar of pennies he buried months ago.
Screecut from a German parody news story. Quoted text follows: After Trump call: Belgium must play with knotted laces Washington (dpo) - Did everything go with the right things here? FIFA today decided that Belgium must play in the World Cup round of 16 against the US with knotted laces. According to insiders, the decision was preceded by a call by US President Trump to FIFA chief Gianni Infantino. "For FIFA fair play reasons, which we do not want to explain in more detail, Belgium must play against the USA with knotted laces," FIFA CEO Gianni Infantino said in a statement. “The United States can play normally.” According to the World Football Association, this decision was made completely independently and is in no way related to a call by Trump in which the latter offered Gianni Infantino a transfer of five billion dollars and threatened in the event of a rejection with the bombing of FIFA headquarters in Zurich. "These very specific speculations are without any basis," Infantino said. "We are independent and do not allow ourselves to be dictated by the President of the United States. Even if he is perhaps the greatest football genius of our time, smart, beautiful and sexy... but I refuse: here at FIFA there is no secret sympathy for Trump." The Belgian Football Association has appealed the decision immediately after becoming aware. He was smashed three seconds later.
weather radar map showing heaps and loads of thunderstorms in the Washington DC area
Photoshop image of the Freedom250 states fair with the big arch and ferris wheel in the background and a superimposed image of Governor Chris Christie in short pants sitting in a beach chair on the lawn in the foreground.
statue of Roman emperor Nero
Webcam image of Kilauea fountaining lava.
A bouquet of balloons, one has Happy birthday written on. Also a single red rose in a vase.
Image of a man holding a lavalier microphone with a fuzzy wind guard on. The caption says "PSA: You don't need the dead cat on your DJI wireless mic when you're filming indoors."
Sad scene from The Neverending Story in which Atrayu's horse Artax succumbs to the Swamp of Sadness, but superimposed on the green algae in the Lincoln Memorial's reflecting pool.
image of a possible future in which arrays of satellites are used to form giant advertisements in the night sky
Image of the Rolater Lake pool, which is notoriously algae-green, freezing cold, and surrounded by a sorry-looking grass sunbathing area.
Screencut from the movie Pompeii in which the volcano erupts during the climactic part of a gladiator fight.
Screencut from Pokemon GO if Galarian Moltres lucky trade
Screencut from Pokemon GO app shows the stats for Kingambit, with a CP of 3507, weight of 110.16 kg, height of 1.86 m, and the Metal Claw fast-attack. This one has achieved Best Buddy status and been custom-named KingAmbrym.
Headline from CBS News says "Mount Etna and Vesuvius caught erupting from space"
Cartoon poster of the Riverbottom Nightmare Band from the movie Emmett Otter's Jug Band Christmas.
Yes, next year is 2027. Because the current year is 2026, the very next calendar year will be 2027.The AI Confusion MemeYou might be asking this because of a viral internet trend. Early in 2026, a widely shared glitch occurred with automated AI search summaries. When users asked this exact question, the AI confidently and incorrectly claimed that next year would be 2028, and that 2027 would come after 2028. This logic error quickly turned into a popular meme across social media platforms like Reddit and TikTok.Rest assured, the standard calendar remains unchanged:Current Year: 2026Next Year: 2027Year After Next: 2028Are you looking for specific dates and holidays for the upcoming 2027 calendar, or did you just want to see if the AI glitch was finally fixed?AI can make mistakes, so double-check responses
Classic meme of a man in a plaid shirt labeled "me" walking right past a girl in a blue shirt labeled "volcanoes" and ogling a different girl in a red shirt labeled "dams"
Maurice and Katia Krafft at the edge of a volcano.
Me with a sticker on my Boston Red Sox cap that says "I secured my vote" and featuring a picture of a peach, my state's official fruit.
Screencut from Pokemon Adventures manga. Brock is eating onigiri (rice balls) but the caption says "Nothing beats a jelly-filled donun, huh?"
Bronze statue of Nero in modern Anzio
Screencut of the Kamchatka Volcanic Eruption Response Team's website, which tracks the activity of volcanoes of the Kamchatka peninsula of eastern Russia. The highlighted text says "Happy Victory Day, 9 May! Peaceful skies to all!"
A lady holding up a paper picnic plate she found at Walmart. The print on the American-flag themed plate says "United States of America" and below that it says "1776-2026" The lady is saying "Did we die?"
Image comparing a Ford Pinto on the left to a Tesla Cybertruck on the right
Screencut of the Photoshop app in which the anthropomorphic volcano has been rendered into a 3D object to be tilted and rotated. This time they're tilted backward so the viewer can see what's underneath, which is a disappointingly hollow cone from which a pair of unnaturally long legs extend. The backdrop is a webcam image of the Cleveland volcano field observation station.
Photoshop image of a diminutive anthropomorphic volcano with large ears, bandy arms, short legs, and a hovering skateboard. In the background is a real image of the 2024 Sundhnukur eruption in Iceland. Rivers of glowign lava flow from the collapsed flank of a small cinder cone.
Happy 250th, we threw off a monarchy, built a democracy, and somehow fucked it up so badly that the King of England had to come over and explain the assignment like we're the dumbest kid in class. America-where
My name "VOLCANOHEAD" was made with the following images, including their geocoordinates. Deception Island "C" and Crater Lake "O" are both active volcanoes. V = New South Wales, Australia 34°17'11.2 S 150°49'32.4 E O = New South Wales, Australia 34°17'11.2 S 150°49'32.4 E L = Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada 50°11'51.7 N 104°17'15.4 W C = Deception Island, Antarctica 62°57'22.3 S 60°38'32.8 W A = Yukon Delta, Alaska 62°33'17.7 N 164°56'10.3 W N = Yapacani, Bolivia 17°18'29.7 S 63°53'19.0 W O = Crater Lake, Oregon 42°56'10.0 N 122°06'04.7 W H = Southwestern Kyrgyzstan 40°14'03.6 N 71°14'22.8 E E = Breiðamerkurjökull Glacier, Iceland 64°05'45.0 N 16°21'45.6 W A = Lake Mjøsa, Norway 60°45'52.7 N 10°56'43.2 E D = Akimiski Island, Canada 53°00'58.5 N 81°18'24.6 W
Screencut of a crossword app. The clue is "Gets all messy, with UP" and the answer is a five letter word in which the second letter is U
Screencut of the Tubi website. A search for "volcano" reveals a large list of cheesy volcano movie titles such as Nature Unleashed-Volcano, Airplane vs. Volcano, and my fave, Disaster Zone-Volcano in New York.
Four yellow toxic waste barrels
Screencut of today's Bluesky trending topics. 1. Splashdown 2. Houston Integrity 3. Apollo 13 4. NASA and SpaceX 5. Reid Wiseman
Image of NASA Integrity splashdown in the ocean. The three main parachutes deflate and drift down as the capsule splashes into the water.
Shadows Across Vavilov Crater The Artemis II crew captured this close-up view of Vavilov Crater on the rim of the older and larger Hertzsprung basin on the Moon during their lunar flyby on April 6, 2027. The right portion of the image shows the transition from smooth material within an inner ring of mountains to more rugged terrain around the rim. Vavilov and other craters and their ejecta are accentuated by long shadows at the terminator, the boundary between lunar day and night.Image: NASA
Astronaut photograph of the grey and crater-marked Lunar surface. A quarter million miles in the distance, a crescent Earth has already dipped halfway below the curved Lunar horizon.
Artemis II view as it passes further around the Moon. This time the Moon is between them and the Sun, thus being an unnatural eclipse. White rays of coronal sunlight shine from around the limb of the Moon. Spots of brightness appearing left of that are probably caused by light reflecting inside the window of the capsule, not something in space or on the Lunar surface.
1960s television shows an image of an Apollo-era rocket launching