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From: Dingo Subj: Boris the cat Here is my dear cat Boris. He is hateful and full of greed.
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AI Content Policy GANksy and This MP Does Not Exist were created with machine learning models trained only on content we supplied (no prompting, no hoovering up the entire internet). We’ve also used automatic transcription for video subtitles. We occasionally commission work (illustration, music, voice acting) to bring a project to life with a specific person’s unique talent and unexpected ideas; AI will never be used to replace that or our own creativity.
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Q: Can I cheat and get a PDF instead? A: No.
Getting started page
Image showing Scunthorpe Sans blocking a swear word but not various other terms, followed by “It doesn't blur out these curse words.” The reply: “Sysadmin: all of those words have non-sweary uses! We also omitted various highly offensive terms, it's just a joke project”
DOCTYPE magazine cover with “10 amazing web pages” over a scene of a spaceship flying over pyramids
More pics from last night
Assortment of crisp sandwiches
6 of your lunchtime crisp sandwiches
Crinkle cut cheese & onion in brown bread accompanied by a coffee in the official mug
The Shirker’s Rest
Gift shop screenshot
From: Confused Vmailer Subj: Matt Round in way too many newspapers Why do Matt Round's segments appear in every newspaper while others may not appear, it's not fair! It's time for REVOLUTION! AHHHH! Sysadmin note: it gives him something harmless to do instead of wandering the streets bothering people
What is your favourite music artist? Mine is the Red Hot Chili Peppers!
Jason and Paul from HDTGM (their photoshop, not ours)
A tall stack of 3D-printed Styscraper items
From: fluffymitten Subj: Re: Re: world takeover "World domination is overrated. Far to much admin." I saw this comment and thought, "that's a very sensible statement". Then I realised that I had made it. Glad to see I managed to agree with myself.
Gift shop screenshot
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot UK rental VHS
From: anonymous Subj: SAW THE LOCH NESS MONSTER (grainy b&w image of sea with a blob in it) WASN'T IN LOCH NESS SO IT MUSTVE ESCAPED!!!
Vmail post with subject line "Hey, can you just change this subject to RED and make the font color RED if possible please" in black text, an image of a red rectangle, and "RED" in black text
404: Page Not Found Go to home page Join the skeleton disco
Screenshot of fax.vole.wtf showing an Amstrad e-mailer then: I found this page at fax.vole.wtf, i saw silly link in email conf and found this page, what does it mean, maybe we will never know, Maybe sisadmin will tell us Maybe the sun will explode tomorrow, Maybe Sysadmin note: this is the hardware Vmail runs on, kindly donated by Sir Alan Sugar
Back of Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot Japanese LaserDisc
"Visited nature reserve they handed out a map and circled area to warn us about a man wearing owl mask seen sitting in trees ?!!"
Comfy Mode
Game controller held up in front of Dog Poo Golf title screen
Screengrab of 1KB of JS
Wavy Wednesday screenshot with blocks spelling out "29 Jan"
Nova Britannia screenshot
Vmail screenshot Subj: xmas tip if you leave out a christmas stocking with a pentagram on it you get presents from satan instead
From: Happy Dog :D Subj: My crush Because everyone at my school would tell everyone at my school who I like, I need to tell someone. This is completely annonymised. I would like to say that my crush is named William. He's really nice and sweet. He's also super cute. Thats it though.
Collage of people's crisp sandwich photos
Crisp Sandwich Day page screenshot with added "U.S. translation: potato chip"
Crisp Sandwich Day mugs
Noddy Holder screaming IT'S CHRISTMAS
Crisps in white bread with drizzle and garnish
Global Champagne Day Frankenstein Friday National Breadstick Day Nevada Day Punk For A Day Day National I Care About You Day World Lemur Day World Opera Day National Greasy Foods Day World Pasta Day International Artist Day National Fine Art Appreciation Day Sourest Day Bandana Day National Chucky Day National Pharmacy Buyer Day
4,900 pledges of support
Front cover of press brochure
Events board listing International Crisp Sandwich Day on Friday 25th October
Most popular flavours, in descending order: Barbecue, Sour Cream & Onion, Ready Salted, Salt & Vinegar, Cheese, Hot/Spicy, Cheese & Onion, Chicken, Prawn Cocktail, Pickle
I lost my streak :( Despite the problems i've had with this game about stacking bricks and then getting angry when i don't get the long piece, it is always fun doing the daily challenge... I FORGOT TO DO IT YESTERDAY!!! HOW COULD I FORGET!!?? STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!!! PLEASE SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW OR WHY I COULD'VE FORGOTTEN SUCH A VITEL PART OF MY DAILY PLANS!!!? I AM SO UPSET, I AM MORE THAN UPSET, AAAAAARRURUUGHHH
Screenshot of puzzle from latest inbox
Collage of pics from Crisp Sandwich Day 2023
Quoted message "kisses and threats" followed by reply "said Evil Ringo", with pic of Ringo Starr doing peace signs
A crisp sandwich on a plate with 5 lit candles in it
Maze of the Minotons title screen "Find the exit before time runs out, collecting coins along the way. Make sure you have a spear when facing a mighty Minoton!"
"volemins on their way to send out the new vmail" above someone working at a desk on top of a giant snail
Vmail screenshot with pixellated pic of a guinea pig captioned "Wussup, does everyone feel amazing gazing upon my Guinea Pig? His beauty is uncompared"
Banana with biro markings including teeth, Nike logo, and “tous concernes tous responsables”
Banana featuring Metallica logo and "Master of bananas" in biro
as a joke, i decided to search for a used number five birthday candle for sale on google and go to shopping. found some good ones but none of them were used.
Banana featuring a minimal biro face
Banana featuring a biro drawing of a canoe and paddles
Someone about to dial on banana with keypad, screen & NOKIA nana drawn on in biro