Hans Christian Moleman

@voncornhole2.bsky.social

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No, it was yesterday
"They don't even have dental" frame from Shrek 2
Engagement bait asking to name any sign with a women's name other than Mary Jane
This isn't about Austin Well, stop looking at his stats
Heathcliff in a Ham car with Ham helmet
"There's probably no reason for the World Cup third-place match to exist. Unlike the Olympics, when a coveted bronze medal is at stake, third place at the World Cup doesn't offer much to teams"
Todd Frazier of Tom's River, NJ. Also Derek Jeter is here
Yummy Dino Buddies
Bryce Harper about 15 feet beyond 2nd base as the cutoff man rears back to throw home to attempt to put out the runner who was originally on 1st
Text reading "also your son is wearing his cowboy boots and was calling everyone partner"
Kevin Durant appearing to be belting a high note
LF Nick Morabito crumpled on the ground, pointing at the baseball. CF Tyrone Taylor standing straight up next to Morabito, back to the ball, gazing into the distance. The baseball is slowly rolling into center field about 30-40 feet behind Taylor
David Cone, wondering why he isn't as cool as El Duque
Six examples of a subgroup of Dinosaurs called "Coelurosaurs" including Tyrannosaurus, Archaeopteryx, and a house sparrow, among others
Red Foreman of That 70's Show fame: "Luke Skywalker this, Luke Skywalker that."
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Away team: 7 runs, 15 hits Home team: 9 runs, 6 hits
Helpful visual of a gar licking bread from Tumblr user cattycattitude from late 2022