von Explaino

@vonexplaino.com

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Steampulp omnitologist. Ludicrology a specialty. Coder in PHP, Go, and JS. Puns ala cart. He/ him. Hear me at @CopperheartPod Anti-fascism. Views are my own, not my employer. Brisbane, Q, Australia https://vonexplaino.com/

A six-spoke radar chart of stylometric readings for @vonexplaino.com. Cadence (how metronomic you are) 100th percentile; Vigil (how little you sleep) 7th percentile; Lexicon (how narrow your words) 0th percentile; Polish (how immaculate you are) 93th percentile; Drift (how unchanging you are) unmeasured; Chorus (how much you broadcast) 38th percentile. Composite 82 of 100, "Augmented", archetype "The Tide" — You arrive on schedule, and the schedule has a night in it. (Cadence 100 over Vigil 7). The scale runs from Pan (least machine-like) to the Loom (most). These are percentiles among 77 real accounts, not a probability that anything was machine-written.
A D&D splat sheet for the Oath of the Cognizant. Has tenants of devotion, spells, and class abilities. If you'd like to read it, I'll put a link to the PDF that should be screen readable.
Spiderman 2099, from his first comic outing. It's a close up of him leaping over a flying car, being chased by flying hover-vehicles of cops.
Movie poster style. Copperheart logo and text followed by Blue Silver Chronicles. The tagline is Ripple Skipping With (Comedic Style). There's an out of focus starship with tentacle-like nacells in the background. The foreground has a female grey-alien in a grey space suit and long white hair called "Beema", behind her are two figures, one is a copper-steampunk robot with a sour expression called "Enmity". Beside Enmity is a brown bearded gruff Caucasian man in jeans wearing a bomber jacket with patches called "Cardon". Behind those two is a big hulking demon-looking orange skinned chap called "Jaf". Flanking him on one side is a Caucasian lady with black hair and a smirk holding a cigarette; on the other side is a balding, tubby, super smiling grey haired Caucasian man with a packet of chips. Man and lady are both wearing a grey jumpsuit, and are both "Dr Aggregate".
A red t-shirt, from a shirt selling site. White text on it says "Consider it brung"
Photo of a Mars-bar chocolate. ha ha. [Foghorn Leghorn] That's a joke, son, why aren't you laughing?