Vortmax

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NCSU Meteorology Alum. Software engineer by day 🖥️📱, Mechwarrior by night🤖💥 All views mine, not my employer's.

A black cat in a person’s lap sniffing at a burrito in the person’s hand.
A radar velocity product from Oklahoma's Twin Lakes radar site that has heart-shaped data with two rounded green areas at the top left and top right, and a broad red area in the center and bottom.
A map of Oklahoma showing heat index values over 100 degrees F, with some over 110 degrees F.
A text message from Oklahoma Gas and Electric stating: This is a SmartHours price notification. Your peak price will be at the Critical level of 54 cents per kilowatt hour from 2 p.m. - 7 p.m. on 7/21.
Dr. Mbenga, caring for Spock on the Enterprise, in the Star Trek TOS episode "A Private Little War"
Kirk showing blond haired natives how to work a flintlock rifle, from the Star Trek episode "A Private Little War."
The muppet Beaker saying "Wat."
The Pepperidge Farm guy from "Family Guy" saying "Remember when the power grid couldn't handle electric vehicles but now data centers are essential... Pepperidge Farms remembers."
A four-panel comic: 1. Text saying "AI DESIGN LOGIC" 2. A person at a table telling the waiter "Get me a cheese pizza." 3. Waiter delivers a pizza. 4. Person says "Wow, look what I made!"
Ken driving a steamroller towards Otto, who is stuck in cement.
Radar Image showing a large white circle with a cross indicating a cloud-to-ground lightning strike. Other symbols indicate landmarks like the National Weather Center and OU stadium.
Jeff the plesiosaur from "Phantomarine" answering a young child's questions by nodding and writing.
Jax and Pomni from "The Amazing Digital Circus" gleefully firing guns.
A text message from Oklahoma Gas and Electric stating a "critical event" where electricity prices will be 56 cents per kilowatt hour between 4pm and 6pm.
An orange cat on a lap and a black cat in the floor.
A cup from the Flying Cow Cafe at the National Weather Center in front of a laptop playing the World Cup.
A big screen showing the World Cup, with the weather globe in the lobby of the National Weather Center
Lady Cheth, sharp teeth in a smile, asking Phaedra "AM I A PRETTY LADY?" From the comic "Phantomarine."
An F-18F from VFA-103 with a skull and crossbones on a black tail.
Map of wind gusts at Oklahoma Mesonet sites showing 90mph at Norman and 67 mph at OKC east site
The romulan commander in the Star Trek episode “Balance of Terror”
The TR-1 Wraith miniature from Battletech. A humanoid mech with a large pulse laser on the right arm, and two medium pulse lasers on the left arm. It appears to have a hood over its recessed head, and two long antennae coming out of its back.
A man getting a bucket of mayonnaise dumped on his head.
Captain Kirk fights with a warrior woman
A four panel comic. Rat: Oh great wise ass, what is the key to contentment? Wise ass: Realizing that you can’t change other people. Rat: I suppose you’re right. Wise ass: yes. And now that you know that, what are you going to do? Rat: still try to change other people. Wise ass: Not sure why I do this.
An analog clock based off the Monty Python skit “ministry of silly walks”
Three pictures of Alejandra Villareal, the bass player for the band "The Warning"
Screenshot from the Oklahoma Mesonet app showing Norman, Ok received 3.31 inches of rain.
Orange cat snuggled against one leg while his torso is draped over the other leg.
An orange cat draped across a person’s legs.
An orange cat on a person’s lap.
The results of this poster's "am I unc" test showing 13/100 score, stating a "Low Unc Risk."
An overhead photo of an orange cat lounging on a person's torso.
Two images with a description. Top image description is “Designers, when a company hires another designer,” showing a person crying saying “Am I not enough?” Bottom image description is “Engineers, when company hires another engineer,” showing Caesar the chimpanzee from Planet of the Apes saying “Apes together strong.”
Barack Obama in the oval office letting a young African American child feel his hair.
An orange cat laying on a person’s outstretched legs.
A radar image showing spotty storms in central Texas.
A photo of the surf from a second floor balcony on the beach.
From Star Trek: Journey to Babel... Spock standing behind Sarek, the ambassador from Vulcan, and his wife... who happen to be his parents.
A black cat and orange cat laying on the covered legs of someone in bed.
An orange cat laying across a person’s legs giving a stern look.
For men commenting about Friday while a song about Friday plays in the background
A radar image of Digital Vertically Integrated Liquid showing a very strong signal for hail over western OKC, with the track heading towards Norman,OK
Shemp Howard with a gorilla behind him.
iTunes mini player window showing "Mona Lisa Overdrive" by Juno Reactor from "The Matrix Reloaded" soundtrack
Screenshot from Tron Legacy, with Michal Sheen as Castor talking to Garrett Hedlund as Sam Flynn, while Beau Garrett as Gem stands in the background.
A radar image of a severe storm with intense cloud-to-cloud lightning overlaid.
A radar image of a severe storm in north Texas with a lightning overlay showing a lot of in-cloud lightning.
The DC character Clayface looking longingly at his separated butt, who is also looking longingly back at him.
The character Clayface from the "Harley Quinn" animated series, holding a rose and appearing to have molded styled hair from clay.