Unreported VT News

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Just the headlines. Inconsistent capitalization

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Drake dancing with text that says "you used to text me all your war plans"
Song about a new dance craze that involves pooping on Teslas. By the Kings of Yam. Pictures of Tesla protests.
A photo of asshole Benjamin Netanyahu and his asshole wife with asshole Elon Musk, standing in front of a shitty cybertruck
Woody, grillin
A very '90s coffee shop illustration of a man with a wheel of old cheese for a head and stink waves emanating from him. Drawn by Lane Smith I recall
Big ol' jar of soup sauce. Just straight up what paste, would you believe it
Large orange cat who isn't famous. Low angle