V. T. Hoang

@vthoang.bsky.social

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your unhinged seahorse dad 🏳️‍⚧️ Viet trans man (he/they) 🌈author of queer SFF romance that fucks 🔞 bad at being ace 💜🖤🤍 Rep: Keir Alekseii, Azantian Literary https://linktr.ee/vythihoang

Author of The Ancients' Bargain series V. T. Hoang's A BAT TASTE IN HER MOUTH, pitched as a BUTCHER & BLACKBIRD meets Bryan Fuller's Hannibal, an erotica dark romance with macabre humor, in which an undying woman is determined to save her marriage after tasting someone else's blood on her wife's lips, to Nelka Mazur at Hedone, in an exclusive submission, for publication in 2026.
On Silver Shores free on 7/31 one day only siren who needs sex to live doesn't like it widower finds love again grumpy x grumpy black intersex MC Sino-Viet love interest forced workplace proximity hurt/comfort
A: Bisexual who's a complete mess... Male B and Female C: They absolutely know and show no mercy.
Happy birthday to my mm romance book! Free on Amazon Kindle on 7/31 for one day only!
Notice: I'll be removing House Monstra Hotline from Itch.io at the end of next week. If you've already purchased it, you can still download it until then. It will remain available through Amazon, Kobo, and Smashwords. Until Itch.io provides more guidance for authors and game devs, I will not be hosting any other works on the platform. I apologize for the inconvenience.
Knock over pitcher and run away
Digital painting of a man taking a bite of another man
Initial post: My sister described my dark romance as cozy (wild). Guys, I think I finally broke my angsty/sad streak! You all can stop crying 🥳 Response post: Post cancelled, guys. I made her cry 😮‍💨
A jar of sourdough starter named Doughvid-19
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Itch.io SFF TRANS BOOK BUNDLE 30+ authors ~ 3/28-3/31
Stories for the Trans Rights Readathon Itch.io Bundle March 17-31 You can support me and 42 other creators, either trans authors or trans stories
House Monstra Hotline Sale A collection of episodic stories featuring a hapless trans man who works as an escort for monsters Tentacles Ghosts Werewolves Dragons Shadow wraiths $0.99 for Trans Rights Readathon! Kobo, Smashwords, and Amazon! March 15-29
#10 On Silver Shores by V. T. Hoàng
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$0.99 per book Until June 1st Queer paranormal romance Diverse cast of characters Poly rep First 3 are standalones Last 3 require first 3 to understand
The Ancients' Bargain series Amazon and Kindle Unlimited House Monstra Hotline Amazon Kobo Plus Smashwords Itch.io
A bowl of salad on the veeerrrrry edge of a counter
Orders 1,500 Processed orders
Orders 500 Processed orders
Amazon.com Sales Rank #828 Free in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store) #4 in Bisexual Romance #4 in Transgender Romance #10 in Gay Romance
Four books free Feb 20-22 First three books of the Ancients' Bargain Series on Kindle House Monstra Hotline FREE on Kobo, Smashwords, and Itch.io
A collection of episodic stories featuring a hapless trans man who works as an escort for monsters Tentacles Ghosts Werewolves Dragons Shadow wraiths Surprise giveaway! FREE on Kobo and Smashwords! Feb 20-22
By Silk Tones Snippets from the novel MM CW: sexually suggestive
“Well, thanks, I guess,” Tuy said reluctantly. Lea arched a neatly trimmed brow. “I don’t need your thanks. Just don’t be stupid.” Tuy’s jaw set. “Right. Well, if we’re done, I have work to finish.” When she turned to leave, Lea said, “I do actually need a battery change.” Tuy pulled the door to the garage open. “You have the day you deserve, doc.”
He wasn’t far from where she ached, where he shouldn’t have been, where she desperately wanted him to be. “I keep wondering what kinds of sounds you made,” he whispered as his fingers inched higher. “I wonder if you’d make them if I had my head between your legs. I wonder if I could have tasted Iza in you.”
In Iron Stars Snippets from the novel FFM CW: sexually suggestive
The chime over the door rang when a tall woman stepped in. Blond box braids with loose, pink curls through them hung over her shoulders. Lavender eyeshadow and violet lipstick decorated her perfectly symmetrical face. An absurdly purple suit matched her makeup. The periwinkle blouse under her blazer tucked into high-waisted slacks that accentuated her curves. “Get the fuck out,” Tuy said immediately.
My mother gave my 2yo son a wooden sword, so now, at any time, I may hear "Ba-HOO!" Which is all the warning I get before the blunt end of Discount Sting makes its way into my ribs. And I must fall dramatically to the ground, another slain foe in my mother's proxy war against our house, until my son gently pats my head and says, "Ama, aiya? Aiya?" This is my prompt to reassure him that I am, in fact, not dead. And upon confirmation, he stabs me yet again.
FEB GIVEAWAY 20-21 On Silver Shores (MM) In Iron Stars (FFM) By Silk Tones (MM) Each book can be read as a standalone, so you can pick whichever you want to start!
Threads post: User camellia.t.autrice comments: Ok, but that's the definition of badass right here LORD User vy.thi.hoang replies: And what a badass I was sobbing at 4am, watching a YouTube video I got from searching "how do own stitches help" while stitching myself with teal thread because I couldn't find my black spool.
Twitter compilation. Elon Musk: I love @realDonaldTrump as much as a straight man can love another man. ye: IM A NAZI Donald J. Trump: I will be signing an Executive Order next week ending the ridiculous Biden push for Paper Straws, which don't work. BACK TO PLASTIC! ye: I TURNED DOWN 3 PHOTOS THIS WEEK WITH MAKE A WISH KIDS IN WHEELCHAIRS
Threads post. User 1 @vy.thi.hoang: I found out a group of my students keep a doc of "teacher lore." And for me, they put: - stabbed 3 times - does his own stitches - proposed to his wife after being together for only 4 months (simp) - punched another teacher - scraped off a tattoo with road rash And they're all true. What's messing me up is I only remember telling them one of these, and I don't know how they got the rest. Former students maybe? 💀💀💀 User 2: milfsnomhayli Response - YOU DID WHAT? User 1: To which thing are you referring? User 2: all of them expt the wife part... User 1: To be fair to me, I didn't have a choice about being stabbed.
Promo image of a novella House Monstra Hotline. The top reads: Releases tomorrow Feb 7th. The description reads: a collection of connected short stories featuring a hapless transmasc MC who provides escort services to monsters. Tentacles dragons ghosts werewolves shadow wraiths. Available on Amazon, Kobo, and Smashwords.
An image of an empty bakery rack with a handmade sign that reads No More Creampies sorry :(
Graphic of a book cover reading House Monstra Hotline. Words to the side read: A collection of episodic stories featuring a hapless trans man who works as an escort for monsters tentacles ghosts werewolves dragons shadow wraiths Releases Feb 7th. Available for pre-order on Kobo and Smashwords (and maybe Amazon if they get it together)
A promo with a book cover. There's a rotary phone in white and gold blurred in the background. And insignia of black lips with fangs peeking between them is superimposed on the center. The title reads: House Monstra Hotline. The super title reads: The tales of Peyton Hart escort for monsters. The subtitle reads: serving creatures, cryptid, and cultists since 1968. The author name is V. T. Hoang. Text on the side reads: A collection of short stories. So many monsters. Tentacles dragons ghosts werewolves. Featuring a hapless transmasc MC who provides escort services to monsters. Tentative release on Feb 7th.
He honestly had no idea if wraiths required lube. Did shadows need lubrication if they didn’t have corporeality? Ah, fuck it. Today was already so goddamn weird.
A screenshot of a text. User 1 says: I finally figure out how to make good Mac and cheese. User 2 says: Two fingers in and the thumb on top? User 1 responds: Whoooooa I figured that out ages ago. User 2 says: Shit, my bad. I used like 5 cheeses, garlic, paprika, and cayenne
A promo with a book cover. There's a rotary phone in white and gold blurred in the background. And insignia of black lips with fangs peeking between them is superimposed on the center. The title reads: House Monstra Hotline. The super title reads: The tales of Peyton Hart escort for monsters. The subtitle reads: serving creatures, cryptid, and cultists since 1968. The author name is V. T. Hoang. Text on the side reads: A collection of short stories. So many monsters. Tentacles dragons ghosts werewolves. Featuring a hapless transmasc MC who provides escort services to monsters. Tentative release on Feb 7th.
An image of a hamster in a Malibu barbie toy car that's bright pink. The caption over it reads: the horrors persist, but so do I
Image reads: Pairing M/F/X Content Warnings assisted masturbation, oddly wholesome double penetration, demisexual crisis
ID: Threads post by user vy.thi.hoang: I've been a bit tongue-in-cheek about King Cheeto's executive order, but as a trans person, my concerns honestly aren't about the passports. They're not about being recognized. My concern is that this is the first step in a chain where they justify taking my children from me, where they fire me, where they deny me housing, where they strip my healthcare. You can absolutely mourn for us not being federally recognized. But I desperately need you to see the greater implications here.
Image of a book titled Under the Waves. The subtitles reads: Assorted erotic scenes cut from the Ancients' Bargain Series by V. T. Hoang. To one side of the book is text: 12 deletes spicy scenes that didn't make the cut for the series. Straight up 150 pages of smut. Jan 31st. In small text at the bottom of the image reads: This wasn't planned. Don't judge me.
Comedian John Mulaney extending his hand out. The subtitles read: I'm very gay. I'd like a few dollars.
Tumblr post from user rockpapertheodore: You ever think about how we call toddlers that because they can't walk right. They toddle about. Fuckin idiots. Fuckin idiot steppers can't walk properly. Call 'em wobblers. This is my son Jeffrey he's at the age where I mock him for walking like a fucking scrub. "Skill issue" ass name.
Image of page that reads: THE ERAS The First Era (the Old Times) – before 10,723 years ago The Old Times loosely references the period when the Ancients started to fragment from the Provenance and when they were all one entity, but this could also refer to the dawn of time until the Second Era. The Second Era – 10,723 years ago to 7,723 years ago The Second Era encompasses the time from when every single Ancient walked the earth at the same time to their (approximate) dissolution, with exception for the Envoy and the Dusk. The Third Era – 7,722 years ago to 6,323 years ago The Third Era encompasses the beginning of the fae replenishment following Dawn’s presumed death. Ends at the start of the global population bloom of preternaturals. The Fourth Era – 6,322 years ago to 3,967 years ago The Fourth Era encompasses the start of large civilizations as opposed to discrete city-states and loosely connected towns. Ends at the start of the first industrial boom. The Fifth Era – 3,966 years ago to 1,914 years ago The Fifth Era encompasses the period of industry where there was a rapid increase in technological innovation and global trade. The Sixth Era – 1,914 years ago to present
Book cover of With Quiet Lies by V. T. Hoang. It shows two heads facing each other. One is upright, and the other is upside down. Cracks of pink and purple light run through the heads. In the background are symbols written in glowing script overlayed with almost imperceptible words. A quote at the bottom reads: Love flows like venom, like tides wear at the shore, like decay eats the dead...
A Tiktok still shot of a man standing before a window. He places a hand on the glass longingly. The caption of the video reads: When you realize your father will never arrange a fake marriage between you and the morally grey son of his biggest business rival where you're forced to share one bed. The comment on the video at the bottom from user C reads: Don't give up! There's always going to a working ranch and having the grizzled, grumpy cowboy tackle you out of the way of a cow/horse that got loose! The original poster responds with: Thank you for your optimism. I needed to hear this perspective.
Cover art featuring three faces. Two at the bottom are in side profile, facing each other as if about to kiss. They're partially obscured with stars and dust. Just above them is a feminine face with a pair of glowing eyes. The title at the top reads Of Dark Light. In the upper right hand corner is The Ancients' Bargain Series Books VI. The bottom has the author's name, V. T. Hoang.
Twitter post by @wwxwashere that reads "your favorite character would hate you" you guys think way to much about yourselves. i just want to read him getting it raw, i'm not in the picture at all.