Vulpez

@vulpez.bsky.social

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hi I'm vulp, 24. I like programming and furries. expect mostly politics on here, sorry. might repost NSFW idk. I'm also on the fedi https://wetdry.world/@vulp

slowly shifting patterns of green and red squares in a grid. it looks like when I press my thumbs to my eyes
screenshot of my phone lock screen. it's 47 minutes past noon on August 2nd. the background is perlin noise put through audacity's wahwah filter. this results in chaotic patterns of black and white stripes and bright colors. the stripes grow and shrink, and at their smallest point, they become smaller than pixels, striping on a subpixel level, resulting in colorful artifacta. behind the stripes, the cloudy grey perlin noise of the original image is still visible.
duck wearing sans hoodie but sans' face is the hood, with his mouth stretched out to fit the duck's face
slideshare gems bot image with a coolie monster cupcake and a hamster eating a grape. captioned "wow, it's small!" "yes, it is."
"Children Just Like Me" book from Unicef
man holding two massive laserdiscs. the radius of the disc is as wide as he can hold from the tip of his thumb to the rest of his fingertips. he's wearing sunglasses and looks like he's from the future
Toby Fox, creator and composer of Undertale, shared his excitement: "UNDERTALE is a game with a lot of music, it's good when skilled professionals play the music and people listen to it."
google search for the meme "deltarune is in 6 motherfucking seconds" to which the google AI replies, "deltarune chapter 5 is out now!" (no it isn't)
For those confused, Caine is present-day, dot-Caine is in the past. When he creates the ladder toward the folder and spawns Scratch, this is a flashback, not happening in real time. This confused me when I saw it in theaters, so figured I'd explain it here for those similarly curious
the US has given Israel $300 billion (adjusted for inflation) since 1946, as much as Iran is getting from Trump's "deal" (unconditional surrender to Iran)
this is the only day you can post this: it's a clip from Earth Wind and Fire's "September" music video except the date is June 16th, 2025
"yuri!!!!!!!!!!!" smiling gold star confetti balloons
homeless man calling another homeless man a broke ass
screenshot from the minecraft 2025 april fools snapshot "craftmine". it is a floating islands type world with many overlapping levels
picture of the glitch logo in the end credits of TADC movie in theater
clip compilation of dracula flow saying "THE WORMS ARE BACK! AAAAA!"
67 quotes
screenshot of a twitter thread from 2021. OP "anprim gf" posted a POV image of peepo the frog thrown on the floor, his chicken nuggets, fries, and milkshake spilled all over. the shadow of the viewer looms over the crying frog. peepo's face looks the same as the emote that jerma posted in the earlier post. anprim gf captioned the post "im an empath so this photograph almost brings me to tears. he looks so upset". futchgod replied, "i love the funny little frog so much he is just a little guy"
cat says "it's dialectical, you see"
map of the united states showing when deer shed their antlers. a splotch of purple looks like a garden gnome with a boner
screenshot of me posting some bullshit in twitch chat. "in the 1800s instead of a weather satellite they had a guy on a hot air balloon 1 mile up who had to just draw a picture of the clouds he saw". someone replies "lol really?" and I say "yes."
an emergency hot sauce holster on a man's belt. he is wearing blue jeans and standing behind a pickup truck in his garage
screenshot from status.bsky.app. "We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos"
heathcliff comic captioned "bro". heathcliff the cat is walking on a path with a fish on his head that says "bro". he walks past two people on a bench with fish on their heads that also say "bro". "bro".
alec from technology connections in stark contrasted black and white, with only his glowing red eyes colored. he points a gun at the camera, captioned "I AM NO LONGER ASKING" "CONNECT THE FUCKING TECHNOLOGIES"
screenshot of a youtube video called "ballerina farm's raw milk was a failure" by the channel Farm to Taber. the thumbnail loudly proclaims "THE POOP WON"
superset union intersection subset
super mario says "mario loves you" charlie asks "mario why do you love me" mario replies "because you are wonderful" "mario loves you very much"
"he's all in" meme but replaced with "she's all ears"
many videos overlapping of a woman holding up some object and saying "I didn't understand"
email from boris, introducing him to moot by linking his wikipedia page
another 10 billion to king pedo
facemask covering up this guy's massive fivehead
the reluctant dragon being extremely gay
AM speaking in the TikTok TTS voice
another 20 trillion to SPHERE ⚪️‼️
the same black cat climbs my leg, his claws digging into my jeans. his iris appears more yellow in the artificial light of the kitchen, whereas in the previous picture they appeared more green. his pupils are very wide and round, and his pink tongue is sticking out
closeup picture of a black cat wearing a plaid red collar with a pale blue tag that says "Juno". his pupils are very narrowed, his jowls are highlighted in lighter color, and his side is glistening in many colors from the sunlight being scattered through his fur. some of his fur appears brown rather than black due to the light
you use linux because you hate microsoft and want to resist big tech companies. I use linux because I hate myself and want to suffer. we are not the same
man speedruns various tasks in excel such as moving and copying cells, sorting columns
"left right left right left right go" song but with various videos of seals
Yeomi Park, anti-DPRK lady on Joe Rogan
management can never be held accountable therefore management must never make a management decision
top 500 listener to sarah harmer on apple music in 2025
installation of a bot farm with a dozen phones
google search for "i am a little duckling where is my mother". the AI responds with "To find your mother, you need to stay close to where you were last with her and make some noise, because mother ducks are very protective of their ducklings. You can try calling out to her, and if you hear her quacking, go towards the sound. This video shows what happens when ducklings get separated from their mother:" (link to a youtube nursery rhyme video with four colorful 3d skeletons)
yarmulke on the yamaha
video scrolling through the google images search results for "spring". most of the images are beautiful pastoral scenes of flowers and trees, except for one image of a wound-up metal spring. morning mood from peer gynt is playing, suddenly interrupted by a boing sound when the metal spring scrolls by
three panel comic of a dog begging its owner to throw the ball it's holding in its mouth, while refusing to give up the ball. "pls throw??" "no take!! only throw". the Trump voters wanted Trump to throw the ball (the outcomes they thought would happen from his policies) but they didn't want him to take it (the outcomes that actually happen under his policies)
interleaved grid of red and green circles swelling in and out in a sweeping pattern
Sadie, white female, 25. Favors gay marriage, environmentalism, and abortion. Voted for Donald Trump in 2024.
management can never be held accountable therefore management must never make a management decision
podcaster receives medal trump proud of him for his work abc news
sped up and reversed video of a goat eating some leaves, with dot matrix printer noises added. the goat is printing the leaves from its mouth
toby fox, a white dog, sits at a table wearing asgore's pink flower shirt
a video of a cat scrambling in a bathtub rapidly degenerates. the cat becomes some kind of scorpion, before turning into abstract silhouettes of babies, horses, and hands. screaming faces are seen before the shapes are lost to an unrecognizable colorful noise. finally, this static turns into blurry images of the outdoors. above the video there is a caption with nonsensical text and logos.
University silent as porn star's "Bang Bus" approaches Oxford. (Intro to "Your Best Nightmare" by Toby Fox plays)
bluesky account that follows over 255 thousand other accounts
podcaster receives medal trump proud of him for his work abc news