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fun guy pixeldie.com for long form wackgameboy.zone for every GB/GBC game I also talk about card games on the youtube

a panda express fortune "be willing to admit your mistakes"
Six-Sided Seas in play. There are dice on ship spaces, as well as two islands I took over. My ship is on 2/10 HP, but I plundered so much that I won by a hair, which is good bc I was super dead next turn.
Hanami endgame, 2p Tokyo map covered in red and yellow tiles. I lost by 1 in the tiebreaker!
A campaign complete screen from Star Fox (2026). It's on expert difficulty and every stage is medal'd. 1413 hits, 2 lives remaining.
A screenshot from Warp Point, showing the Wack Game Boy Zone "I am playing and ranking every Game Boy game! What? What do you mean that's "impossible" because new indie GB games come out all the time? Whatever, that's never stopped me before!
Russet, another orange boy cat, sprawled on a bed with his legs all askew.
A capture of an edited version of The Client (Werner Herzog) from Star Wars Unlimited. He has pink sunglasses, animated sparkles throughout, and his traits have been covered with the words "Baby Girl" in sparkly pink Barbie-ish font.
a tier list of star wars good: empire, new hope ok: return of the jedi, mando & grogu, force awakens, phantom menace bad: last jedi, solo, rogue one, revenge of the sith, attack of the clones abysmal dogshit: rise of skywalker
Most importantly, we're incredibly in love with Jesus, our creator, redeemer, deliverer, and friend. We seek to honor God in everything we do, as in addition to giving us eternal life, Jesus has set us completely free in so many ways (Caylyn from nearly a decade of chronic migraines that had no physical cure, and Chad from 20+ years of pornography addiction, just as a tidbit of what He's done in our lives!), and our greatest desire is to see others find this incredible freedom and joy in Christ, God being glorified through it all! Our hope and prayer is to use Puzzle Bomb's success to provide massive contribution to advance and increase the kingdom of God through helping the needy, missionary support, and really any areas of need Holy Spirit directs us to support, while also bringing a bit of joy to peoples' homes through the fun objects we create.
DK Bananza plush, where for whatever reason DK is massively frowning but also giving a thumbs up? Why? Why this?
Heartaches by the Number - Guy Mitchell vinyl cover
A snip of Time Extension's "MOST READ" banner. #1, 3, 5, 6, and 7 are all about Neo Geo.
Caesars Palace 1 + 2 for the Game Boy and Game Boy Color, respectively. A GB Operator is almost out of frame.
Damn witch, you live like this? The absolute bottom of the deckbuilding barrel, held up purely by VS's trademark slot machine visuals and audio. Gameplay consists of counting up from 0. No, I am not exaggerating. You play a 0 cost card, then a 1, then a 2, and the fight is over. In the event of the fight not being over bc you're fighting the optional or floor boss, congrats, you get to continue demonstrating the skills you established beating Elmo's Number Journey. Play long enough and the game starts giving you relics that offer basic quality of life options previously withheld, as well as permanent stat boosts so that even the most innumerate players can eventually bash their heads through it. What in the fuck is this? Why is this? This is adult CocomeIon, playable wallpaper. Is this intended for streamers? I strongly feel that this is an insult to card gaming itself. The nerve of this thing to release the same year as Slay the Spire 2, which is currently getting review bombed for adding a boss that requires you to read a sentence explaining its mechanic in order to beat it. Christ on a cross.
An excerpt from a Dungeon Encounters screenshot depicting the Black Hole. It has maxed out stats. It will kill you if you encounter it. This game is such an asshole. I love it.
Backlogged Best of 1998 GOTY: Resident Evil 2 Gameplay: F-Zero X Narrative: Xenogears Art Direction: Baroque Soundtrack: Ridge Racer Type 4 Multiplayer: Gauntlet Legends
the shop menu of ZPF. 1/3 of the screen is a muscly, slim ginger elf wearing what could barely be called a vest with a gigantic ab window
a Marathon screenshot of someone's room full of marketable plastic figures. the frame and hud is from cruelty squad, as well as the textbox "Who are you? Oh you're here to check out my Chunkopops?"
"jeffrey epstein and various government officials engaged in cannibalism" in the pokopia title font
Vestron Video logo, a shiny V made of horizontal lines on a gradient purple background
Dark Pact board game. Some sort of mirror thing showing cultists doing a ritual, the frame has a fanged creature's face.
Super Battle Golf cover. A golfer is teeing up while another takes aim with a rocket launcher. An orbital laser is striking a golf cart in the background.
2 thoughts on "Dino Crisis - Review" Athos February 23, 2026 at 11:37 am I wasted my time looking this review up and reading it. Absolute trash. Demetri February 23, 2026 at 6:30 pm Hey it could have been worse, you could’ve spent that time playing Dino Crisis! For what it’s worth I played DC2 immediately after and enjoyed it greatly. Glad they figured it out eventually!
a netrunner card Baker 3 cost, 1 MU, Program, 3 inf Once per turn, CLICK: Run Archives. When you would approach Archives (after passing all ice), you may pay 1c to instead change the attacked server to HQ or R&D and approach that server. Spend credits only from stealth cards to pay this cost. "Time for a key change."
an edit from Star Wars KOTOR HK-47: "Statement: Fuck."
Faith Hill's This Kiss, except it says "This Game"
A Steam Achievement: That's A Wrap on Character Actor Fred Melamed Great job voicing the Blue Wizard, Fred! We loved you in "A Serious Man!"
A wall of game ads and magazine material, focused on a Japanese Game Boy Color ad showing the system running Pokemon Crystal while hooked up to a cell phone for Mobile System GB. The super wonky looking cable it's connected by has a big blue Thing in the middle.
A map of users in the Bsky board game community. I am indicated somewhere in the warm zone, neither fringe nor core.
The Siege Perilous announcement. The game's cover is spelled "perilious".
a comment from the above article: Barry Doublet So true. A reason I stopped reviewing games after one playthrough for the Dice Tower. There is more under the hood than you think. And also the reason I always play albums from start to end, never skipping. MAgic can be hiding in things you don't like.
a very poor zoom-in of the back of the box, which includes a Hubblesite and NASA logo? what?
Prosecution At the end of the Senate phase, the Minister of Justice can perform additional prosecutions. Roll 2 dice. Fines are 5 Money, and Disgrace is one Corruption token on the minister. A natural 2 is always Disgraced and 12 is always Execution. Cost: 2 Influence Roll: Result 10+ Execution 6-9: Lose Position + Fine 3-5: Innocent! 2: Disgraced!
Galactic Destiny board game. a...nebula? is being gripped by a red long-nailed hand. various aliens are in the corners: 2 humanoid women, a white ice thing with a toothy maw for a belly, and a lizardman
a snip from the Revenge of the Gator manual. "CARE OF YOUR GAME 1) Playing a video game is supposed to be fun, not a test of endurance. If you play for a long time, try to take a little break each hour. That's what the Pause feature is for."
the scoreboard from Revenge of the Gator my top score is 1,084,730, the next closest is 500K
MvCI's character select. The two sides are blue and red, but there's an extra red marvel character poking over on the capcom side where another capcom character should logically be like some kind of growth.
A screenshot of a Wordpress email: New like! The.Daily.Christian liked your post What? Why? Why this? Why the Game Boy?. You might want to go see what they're up to! Perhaps you will like their blog as much as they liked yours. Great posts worth seeing from The.Daily.Christian: American Women Are Being Targeted and Murdered on Subways
A cropped cover of Super R.C. Pro-Am (1991) "What? You thought this would be a SNES game? Ha ha! That Super ain’t load bearing, you silly billy! Fuck you! It’s the Game Boy!"
A door with a piece of paper on it that states "WHACK CAL ZONE". It's captioned "WHAT IF WE KISSED IN THE WHACK CAL ZONE" and has emojis on it, hearts and faces and such.
wack game boy zone banner. it...sure is MS Paint text.
Zoop for the Game Boy on an Analogue Pocket. I am in a car. Do not ask questions, just Zoop.
Custom Robo V2 cartridge. A bunch of stumpy anime robots are posing on...an explosion?
Dungeon Encounters cover. a bunch of crossword-looking floors are layered one after the other on a black background
A gun being held to a human skill, with a footnote that states "*apply directly to the forehead".
the In The Dark 2 intro screen: Thank you for downloading In The Dark 2! We made this sequel to expand the universe of the first game with bigger, more challenging puzzles. To ensure accessibility, this ROM has been released for free. You are free to copy, share or distribute it in any form. We believe players should enjoy games however they choose. How you choose to play this one is entirely up to you. Press 'A' to continue...
The front page of Backloggd, specifically the Popular section. I am 2/4 presently.
the box cover of Azure Dreams for the Game Boy Color A comically tall-redheaded anime boy crosses his arms over the logo, flanked by a rock-boobed golem with a spike ball hand, a Dragon Quest living armor, a spider thing, a blob, and a terrible Sonic OC-ass familiar at his feet.
the same best of list as the other image except Best Soundtrack is given to Skate Story instead
Vault-Tec bottle opener shaped like an oversized cap. Blue and yellow with Vault boy on it
Nuka Cola grape. purple drank, purple label.
holding Nuka Cola Quantum. it's a bright blue soda with a purple spacey label.
a hand holding a bottle of Sunset Sarsaparilla. big yellow label, red accents, a tapped barrel in the center, brown bottle, yeehaw font.
A box of Jones/Fallout colab soda. 3 flavors: Sunset Sasparilla, Nuka-Cola Quantum, Nuka-Cola Grape. "Look out normies, this soda's for gamers."
Promise Mascot Agency title splash. The Kei Truck is kinda off to the side, but you spend the entire game in it.
Mediterranea Inferno screenshot. Andrea is removing luggage from the back of a car while yelling "START WARMING UP THE LUBE BITCH" at his distant friends
Polymega system and controller. All black rectangle, not too many features of note. The controller is very Playstation-y.
My first bite. Some evidence of the bloodsplosion can be seen.
The Crunchburger, a cheeseburger with pre-sogged potato chips and no other toppings.