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central new jersey exists and i know because i was born there. librarian, but with food instead of books. knick knack store enthusiast. BLM/ACAB. he/him.

menu section called “Special Interest” that has lamb rogan josh in it
the cover of the novel "tom's crossing" by mark z. danielewski
an empty stage with the backdrop of the promotional material for comedy bang bang’s ground beefing tour 2026
variation of the "gotta be one of my favorite genders" meme with the following text: shout out to hidratación fr gotta be one of my favorite pausas
82-0.com lineup with a projected record of 41-41 PG: D'Angelo Russell BKN 2010s SG: Danny Ainge BOS 1980s SF: John Salmons MIL 2010s PF: Jeremy Sochan SAS 2020s C: Bob Rule PHI 1970s
richard petty wearing one of his big ass cowboy hats
tim key's character "reserve face" from set 5 game 11 of "no more jockeys". tim is wearing a blond wig and has a pair of sunglasses resting on top of his lips, creating an effect of a short and noseless face.
Gorilla life expectancy (from The Gorilla Organization website) The average gorilla life expectancy in the wild is between 35-40 years. Female gorillas leave their group at maturity to join other groups or single males.
basketball reference info page for skal labissière
Facebook post by Montezuma Orchard Restoration Project at 7:13PM on April 7th, 2026 FOUND! The lost Walbridge! For over a decade, the once popular Walbridge was one of Montezuma Orchard Restoration Project’s most WANTED ALIVE lost apples. Turns out, we had it almost the entire time, thanks to two trees we discovered 10 years ago at the Western Museum of Mining and Industry near Colorado Springs. Since then, its historical name remained a mystery, so we referred to it as the “baby blue group” to help inventory these unknown apple trees that genetically matched to each other. Over the years, an increasing number of "baby blue" apple trees were discovered by MORP and the Ark Valley Fruit Tree Network in Colorado, along with additional finds by others in New Mexico, Utah, and Washington, indicating that this mysterious apple variety was once cultivated extensively throughout the West. Through collaborative efforts with apple enthusiasts nationwide, the “baby blue” apple has recently been identified by the Historic Fruit Tree Working Group of North America as the long-lost Walbridge.
Drive information for the first two drives of the season-opening UNC-TCU football game from the 2025 season UNC TOUCHDOWN 7 plays, 83 yards, 4:05 TCU PUNT 4 plays, 15 yards, 2:01
a collection of heirloom apples exhibited at century farm orchards in altamahaw, no
wikipedia article headline for “scott frost (horse)”
the guy from tiktok that people call "new zealand" asking "how does it stand up like that?" which in the original context refers to the texture of blue bell ice cream but could be used to suggest uhhhhh some other stuff
tayne, a character played by paul rudd in the "celery man" sketch from tim and eric awesome show great job
two finger limes, with one cut in half to reveal the juice vesicles and seeds
charlie tuna, which is who puka nacua looks like in his silly little pregame outfit
my pal tate performing “waterfalls” by tlc at karaoke night
aristotle and plato detail from the school of athens by raphael
a tray of barbecue chicken with side dishes
staff list on a library catalog website entitled “our favorite things 2025”, prominently featuring thumbnails of the covers for “sloppy” by rax king and “one of the boys” by victoria zeller
Extreme close up of Jerry Jones, in jarring and confusing pink-orange lighting, pursing his lips in frustration after the Eagles scored to put the Cowboys behind by three touchdowns. Lol. Lmao, even.
A treble clef with a 6/8 time signature
Message to Mateo, whose wish I honored through One Simple Wish. "Hi Mateo! I hope this Chromebook helps you learn a lot, have a lot of fun, and grow up to do incredible things. I'll be rooting for you."
The pokémon Gastly
Kombucha Girl Meme No: one million Janets Kombucha Girl Meme Yes: one million D'Arcy Cardens
A two by five tiled image with all ten images being Princess Diana running, and apparently winning, a footrace against two other women. That is to say, Ten Win Diana, suggesting #10Windiana.
Title section of Earl Monroe's basketballreference page, which lists him as having the following nicknames: The Pearl, Black Jesus, Black Magic, Einstein, The Lord’s Prayer, Thomas Edison, The Magic Man
Richard Scarry's Lowly Worm riding in his signature apple car.
Quote from the article Spencer linked to in the original tweet, with a section highlighted to emphasize how brutal it is towards Mike Lombardi. "“It’s the arrogance of it all,” a university source told The Athletic. “Because they had success in the NFL — [highlight starts here] and by they, I mean Belichick only [highlight ends here] — they (thought) they could come in and replicate that without knowing how college football works.”
A copy of the book “One of the Boys” by Victoria Zeller, which I just finished reading.
text message reading “on a completely different note here is my tottenham commentary from the weekend: i am literally never going to die”
A screenshot of a table containing the positions, names, schools, heights, weights, and academic year of the All-Heirloom team members listed earlier in this thread.
Depth chart of southern apple variety names that I think sound like college football player names. In order: Wide Receiver: Davidson Sweeting Tight End: Haywood June Left Tackle: Turley Winesap Left Guard: Joe Little Center: Holland Pippin Right Guard: Munson Sweet Right Tackle: Tompkins King Wide Receiver: Terry Winter Quarterback: Cannon Pearmain Fullback: Hayes Green Halfback: Ben Davis
Shout out to My Own Gotta be one of my favorite petards by which to be hoisted
Picture of the Croffle Cloud, a new food item at the Minnesota State Fair from Spinning Wylde. Croissant pressed in a waffle iron and topped with fresh whipped sweet cream, a drizzle of fruit puree and a cloud of cotton candy. Choice of three flavors.
A Pac Man game screen where Pac Man is replaced with Solomon's bright yellow cros, and a few of the dots are replaced with Solomon's four beverages.
Article from page 5 of the newspaper Daily Alaska Empire, published Nov 30, 1934. Headline: Gonzaga Takes Weird Victory Missoula, Mont., Nov. 30-The Gonzaga University Bulldogs earned a weird football victory over the University of Montana here yesterday. The score was 6 to 4, in favor of the Spokane team. Both Montana tallies resulted from safeties.
Screencap from an article summarizing the UNC-James Madison football game from 2024. Text is as follows: "UNC lost to JMU, 70-50, allowing the most points ever at home, and tying the mark for the most points ever surrendered in a game, matching the 70 points East Carolina scored in 2014. Carolina trailed 25-14 after one quarter and 53-21 at halftime. Previously, no UNC team had ever allowed more than 45 points in a single half, but the Dukes had 46 points with 7:11 remaining in the first half. This was the eighth time UNC has lost as a double-digit favorite since 2019, and it’s the fourth time it lost by 10 or more points as a double-digit favorite in the same period. “It can only come back to one person and that’s me,” a drained Brown said after the game. “I’ve hired everybody that works on this staff, I’ve hired everybody that works in this building and I’ve signed every player on this team. So, the people that want to blame me, they should. Because I am at fault, 100%.” Yet, when addressing the team in the locker room after the game, Brown told the team if he’s not the right man for the job he will step down. Murmurs include Brown saying he was done."