WaffleSlapper

@waffleslapper.poetica.dev

307 Followers 210 Following

Wannabe game developer, hobbyist model maker, and maker of things. Currently 1v1ing my ADHD. Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/waffleslapper Portfolio: https://stevegreendesign.com Tags: #IndieDev #GameDev #Twitch #Satisfactory

A screenshot from the game StarRupture. It depicts a factory built on a grass and rock hillside. Platforms cover much of the hill, but some greenery shows through here and there. From left to right: A cooling tower ("Base Core") slightly cut off of the image, a habitat behind it, two spherical "Helium Extractors", a raised platform with 8 cubic "Cargo Receivers" and 4 "Cargo Dispatchers", 8 towering "Pressurizers" in the background, and a lower platform with 32 "Furnaces" making various items, all linked together with a rail network.
A screenshot from Discord with the Username and Avatar cropped out. It demonstrates a common social engineering attack to get the user to download an infected Minecraft mod. It reads: "so one of my friends who’s a minecraft builder has been designing a city for a few months and her birthday is coming up soon so we wanted to surprise her with a video in the city with a bunch of people basically i was wondering if you’d like to join the server we’re hosting it on and be part of the video it’ll only take like 5 10 minutes and it would make her really happy"
A version of the "Leave the [x] alone" meme; a man wielding two knives/swords, glasses, and the caption "LEAVE THOSE PEAS ALONE".
An image of a war reenactor firing a musket. There is an absurd amount of smoke in the background and a fire plume coming out of the muzzle of the musket.
A screencap of Bluesky's profile banner. On it is shown WaffleSlapper's profile name and stats. It shows 300 followers and 200 following, underneath a humorous incredulous face and the caption "WAT".
A screenshot from a Twitter "account suspension" email. It says: "Hello WaffleSlapper, Your account, Steeveeo91, was reported and has been suspended for violating the X [sic] Rules. Specifically, for: Violating our rules against inauthentic behaviors. You may not use our services to engage in inauthentic activity that undermines the integrity of X [sic]. Note that if you attempt to evade a suspension by creating new accounts, we will suspend your new accounts. If you wish to appeal this suspension, please contact our support team. If you have an active X Premium subscription, it will not be automatically canceled by X [sic]. To cancel your X [sic] Premium subscription, follow these instructions."
A picture of 4 sticks of butter on a countertop. The labels showing the measurements on where to cut the butter are WILDLY misaligned, with the "ruler" wrapping all the way around to the front face of each stick's wrapper.
A screenshot of a comment's section. The commenter "aardema_music" posts, "Better help ad was not it my guy". Anthony Fantano replies "@aardema_music, it's ok. it's just one time."
A macro of a scene from Peaky Blinders. Tommy Shelby is addressing the others in the scene. The subtitles have been crudely edited to say "No [hate watching]. / No. F*cking. Hate. Watching."
A snippet from an email. it says "That said, we looked into the information provided, and we couldn't find a Microsoft Account associated with the email address: [redacted]@hotmail.com"
A pile of emails from the Outlook web view. All the pictured emails are for various Minecraft Help tickets interspersed with "Not an active address," indicating the ticket has been unceremoniously closed without the ability to reply.
==== NOT. A. MICROSOFT. ACCOUNT. ISSUE. ==== I am LOGGED INTO MY MICROSOFT ACCOUNT! RIGHT NOW EVEN! Do not reply with canned responses, READ! I am logged into my Microsoft account and, for some reason, my Minecraft profile is no longer there. Instead, it looks as though the account was freshly created and has the wrong name attached to it (one that looks like it's generated based on my email and not the existent profile). The Microsoft account is working just fine, can be logged into just fine, and works to play Sea of Thieves and receive and reply to emails (much like the THREE TICKETS THE HELP DESK HAS CLOSED OUT WITHOUT READING AND NOT ALLOWED A REPLY TO). Please help me figure out why an account that owns Minecraft suddenly does not own Minecraft anymore! I have attached the "Redeem" order that I received during account migration. PS: For the upteenth time, THIS IS NOT A MICROSOFT ACCOUNT ISSUE!
A screenshot of the text of a trouble ticket to Microslop's Minecraft Support. It reads: PLEASE ACTUALLY READ THE CONTENTS OF THIS TICKET! THIS IS NOT A MICROSOFT ACCOUNT ISSUE! DO NOT CLOSE AS A MICROSOFT ACCOUNT ISSUE! This is the THIRD ticket I am submitting for Minecraft Profile Help, and the last two have been closed by techs WHO DID NOT READ THE TICKET and replied with copypasta for a "Microsoft Account Issue". *** THIS IS NOT A MICROSOFT ACCOUNT ISSUE! *** I CAN LOG INTO MY MICROSOFT ACCOUNT JUST FINE! I do not know how to make this any freakin' clearer! Original Issue: My Minecraft profile seems to have disappeared from my Microsoft Account (THAT I CAN LOG INTO PERFECTLY FINE). No matter if I log into the hotmail or the gmail emails (both have been associated with my Minecraft account since purchase over 10 years ago), I keep ending up on the same "[Redacted]" empty account as if I had just spun up the Minecraft account. I had already performed the migration YEARS ago to the Microsoft account, and was playing as recently as April 27th of last year. The original account was "[Redacted]", and then got force-renamed to "[Redacted]" after migration. As of now, that profile is not visible on my Microsoft Account login. Again, my Microsoft account is FINE! This is NOT a Microsoft account issue! I just played Sea of Thieves on the same account two days ago without issue! If it helps, I still have the "accounts.json" file from PrismLauncher with a bunch of UUIDs and such relating to this profile, but unfortunately the session tokens in it timed out long ago so I cannot use it to actually log in. PS: NOT A MICROSOFT ACCOUNT ISSUE!
A screen capture of some game I pulled from google images (I don't know which). It shows a bugged menu with all of its items and button prompts replaced with placeholder text like EDIT_PROFILE_FIRST_NAME_ITEM_TITLE, and DEFAULT_BUTTONTEXT_SELECT on the confirm prompt.
A meme consisting of a screenshot from Garry's Mod overlayed with Drake and Josh. The GMod screenshot shows all the walls covered in magenta and black checkerboards. The caption says "Drake, where's counter strike source?"
A picture from an early version of Slay the Spire 2. It depicts a horned monster drawn in something akin to MS Paint, with broken purple outlines showing only the general shape, horns, and teeth of the monster. Several yellow drawn stars can be seen around the monster. The word "placeholder" can be seen in the lower right. The title caption says: "Chapter 5 - Darv / Tales from the Spire"
A zoomed out screenshot of Parkitect. The picture is of a flat grassy sandbox map. The entrance has been turned into a white stucco and black metal "mall" type thing, and several flat rides can be seen along the main pathway extending to the left. A Go-Kart track, haunted house, water ride, and a very loopy monorail can be seen with various theming on the lower right of the picture.
An image macro of Apollo the Parrot. Apollo is staring "at" the camera. The text on the lower third says "METAL".
A picture of the metal part of the disassembled toaster, which is now sitting on top of a glass-top stove. The stove has a bunch of crumbs all over it. A small screwdriver kit, the toaster handle, and the bottom of a can of Canned Air can be seen on the left.
A picture of a deconstructed Black and Decker toaster taken from above. The inside of the toaster has a metallic bottom face covered in stuck-on crumbs. A conspicuous forehead can be seen in the reflection of the metal.
A screenshot of the Bluesky timeline page. On the top can be seen David M Willis' post about a transformer making a pointing pose, the caption reads "J'ACCUSE!". On the bottom of the screenshot, the post this image is in reply to.
A screencap of the previously-linked Label Checker that says: “crushed-war-elephant-speared” from The Cave of Trophonius
A picture of 3 posters and two board games laid on carpet. The board games are the Dominion: Empires expansion, and Stone Age. The three posters are from The Expanse: - The left-most poster is of the surface of Mars, and depicts an astronaut standing on the red soil in a rocky canyon, in the background can be seen some human-made structures. The title text says "Visit Mars: Terraforming for a Better Future". - The middle poster is of the moon. Several biodomes can be seen along the cratered surface in the midground, and the earth rises in the background. The title text says "Visit Luna: Our First Footsteps into Space". - The right-most poster is of an alien landscape. Several alien spires can be seen along the marshy landscape in the fore, mid, and backgrounds. A series of moons are shown in the sky in various phases. The title text says "Visit Ilus: Journey Beyond the Ring".
A picture of a scissor lift, raised to about a third of it's maximum height.
An image of a glass-top stove with three plates and an empty pot sat on top. The plates each have a short flourless chocolate cake with a chocolate ganache on top. The pot stands ready to become a double-boiler.
A picture of a cake on a plate. The cake is slathered in a half white chocolate, half dark chocolate topping, and there are bits of crushed up candy cane spattered over the top. The glaze is sloppy and overruns the top of the cake in several spots.