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@waflan.bsky.social

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he/they 40-something f*g in the dc area. Basically Scooter from the Muppets. Events. welcome to my lil gay sanctuary. Upcoming 2026 travel: Barcelona, Toronto, Chicago, Berlin, Palm Springs

Dumpling daughter products.
Tasted better than it photographed
A Starbucks venti iced latte, 3/4 gone, with “you’re awesome” written on the cup.
Five beverages lined up on a desk. Left to right: Unopened can of Diet Coke Bottle of Gatorade glacial frost Starbucks venti iced white mocha, w 5 shots espresso, 2 pumps white chocolate syrup, and skim milk, no whip Open can of Diet Coke Dark teal Owala water bottle filled approx 1/2 way with ice water
A nine year old demonstrates his innate contrapassto at their grandparents house
Me at ~8yo, proving that yes, I was born this gay
No cheeses for us meeces
The skircle for waflan.bsky.social
But Daddy, I Love Him, a la Lichtenstein
The early brownie making process photos
The heteros are upseteros
Arti the angel
Dessert!
Dinner plate with chicken, green beans, and root veg
Dumpling daughter
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“Thenk you for cemming beck to meh” Still from the film “The History Boys”.
Two large suitcases in shades of blue, a brown leather weekend bag, and a gray backpack.
A photo of my television featuring Rupert Everett in “An Ideal Husband”
Baby carrots and hummus bi-tahini from Alexandria’s The Mediterranean Bakery.
Costar telling me I need a break
Twelve suiting fabric swatches - eleven in shades of navy and deep teal; one in black and white houndstooth.
Reduced and ready to can!
Diced peaches just coming to a simmer in their own juice, vanilla, cinnamon, ginger, and a splash of bourbon.
Diet Coke and an assortment of cashews
Let the skircle be unbroken
A perfect beef Wellington
Nine apple fritters from Back Door Donuts in Oak Bluffs, MA, strategically bagged for freshness and travel back home tomorrow. Also a hat that says “Back Door Donuts” bc this faggot loves an entendre.
I’m fag?
Bernadette Peters in Stephen Sondheim’s Follies
Pack it up, skittles squad
LGBT sausage - lemon garlic basil tomato - hand cranked and twisted
Greet and white striped lunchbox from Harrods in London, because I’m a classy faggot.
The main terminal of Dulles Airport, an architectural marvel by Eero Saarinen, as seen from the Metro platform stop at the airport.
Photo of a tv screen showing 1972’s “1776”