‘Ol Melissaround

@wakamellem.bsky.social

196 Followers 403 Following

Pug enthusiast. Cat victim.

Julia Louie-Dreyfus in VEEP laughing nervously and saying, “What the fuck?”
Side view of French Bulldog standing on hind legs on the floor with his front paws on the bed. He’s got the classic apple body: all round on top with no ass and lil skinny stick legs.
Photo of Pickles. A white long-haired beauty-cat lounging on my lap.
Fluffy white cat *blep*
1-1/2 yo Pickles von Featherbottom, white kitten making a face while staring into your soul.
Suburb of Houston, TX weather report via Carrot. She says it is 67°F at 6:15pm CST. Then in the middle display she says, “RIP Robert Duvall” Today is 02/16/2026
Lucille looking good. Brown cat with white spots and fantastic whiskers. She has a tear in her right eye from a cat fight when she was a tiny stray.
George Carlin
Fluffy white cat draped over my lap and preventing me from being productive.
Picture of Kevin Nealon on SNL’s Weekend Update where he reports: “Video game companies are reportedly getting ready to “rate” video games for violence, sex, and profanity. The move comes after the controversial release of Nintendo’s Long Dong Dinkey Kong.”
Lucille giving her best Lucifur glare
Post by Ken Jennings that says, “I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
A one-way street that ends at a cross street. The street is painted with conflicting directions. The words ‘LEFT’ and ‘RIGHT’ overlap each other and an arrow points in both directions ahead. Also, across the intersection, against a building, there is a sign on a pole indicating No Left Turn; however, it appears the intersecting street is also a one-way with an oncoming car going left from the viewer’s point of view.
Amazon’s Choice CuloClean Bidet for Toilet, Travel, Hiking or Camping. Comparable with Every Bottle. Ultralight. (12g. 0.42oz) (CuloClean, 1pcs, Black) Photo showing a bottle being squeezed by a guy and the little CuloClean nozzle sprays water at a 90° angle. 4.3 stars and 1,617 ratings.
Bruce Lee on Commodore 64.
Bug-eyed kitty-face Batman
My sweet Marshall, one of the best pugs ever. He is a grey-faced elder in this photo looking up lovingly at the camera with his velvet ears slicked back, and his left hind leg sticking straight out behind him. He lived to make it to his sweet 16. RIP, good boy.
Still from the epic “Dancing in the Street” music video. David Bowie on left and Mick Jagger on right singing pretty much nose-to-nose into each other’s face.
Headline “Barnes & Noble’s Best Fiction Books of 2025 Revealed” with an AI generated picture of people browsing in a crowded corner of a bookstore. Lady on the left has her head craned around 180° looking across the room, while the rest of her body/posture is looking down at a book in front of her.
“Good morning Miss Walmart this is Veronica with division of decisions I was calling about a referral that we received a from your primary doctors in a schedule you was one or are specialist hear a picture version of physicians can you please return..”
What appears to be a gigantic fluffy white cloud cat sprawled out on a multi colored rug. She is looking directly at the camera (you).
White cat from behind, eating her food. She has a raccoon-like rump. Tail hanging down dresser.
Lucille, a sweet brown black and white tabby cat sitting on the narrow top of the headboard. Her eyes mostly shut, she’s relaxed.
Red buffalo check frayed low-top canvas pull-on sneakers with white trim. No laces, but has the eyelets. Fit perfectly and just in time for Christmas.
Picture of a 45 vinyl record of The Lemon Pipers ‘Green Tambourine’
Gypsy with a cat nail between the eyes
Cat husband and cat wife looking at a box of rodents (like a box of chocolates). Cat husband saying, “These little ones are mice. … These over here are hamsters. … Ooh! This must be a gerbil!” while pointing out each kind with a claw. The cat wife is sitting in a recliner with doilies on the arms and head rest. Cartoon by Gary Larson.
Black and yellow warning sticker in a porta potty that says CAUTION OSHA LAW 1729.17B Any Tues over 6” in length or longer must be HAND LOWERED into the toilet to prevent chemical splashback.
A screenshot from House with a typo in House’s dialogue with Cuddy, “I will not have sexy with you!”
Photo of white devil cat chillin for a moment.
Jessica Jones looking ahead while Kilgrave is standing too close to her glaring at her face.
A still shot of David Bowie and Mick Jagger singing into each others faces while wearing billowy 80s street fashion. They were. Dancing in the street.
A white chihuahua dressed with make up and wig applied to look like Pennywise the dancing clown. He is standing in front of a run off pipe and a small man-made stream in the woods.
Marshall
Marshall