Waldo

@waldo2006.bsky.social

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IT, disc golfer, cook, gardener, and a dad so the jokes are constant. AI sucks. Go BILLS!

A white ceiling with what appears to be a small brown praying mantis.
A newspaper clipping of Abe Simpson shaking his fist at a cloud that says "old man yells at cloud"
A plate of food with a portion of blackened jerked chicken, a large green onion with some curry tofu, a portion of white rice and a portion of callaloo leaves and tomatoes in a coconut sauce.
2 domestic terrorists wearing tactical gear. One has his arm around the others shoulder.
A tiled floor with a yellow star car toy that has eyes, next to a blue heart cat toy with pink writing that says "fuck ice". A black cat (nyx) is sniffing at them
A woodchuck (also known as a whistle pig) crouched amongst some plants eating a dandelion. He is likely getting ready to start shouting "Alan! Alan! Alan!"
Different size mason jars full of jam, pickles or radishes
6 containers full of red raspberries and black caps.
A beer label that says "the dissident" in bold, with a subtitle "fermented with 100% Brett". A second subtitle says "2018 release". The background is red with a black bird soaring between the first and second subtitle. A small amount of the wing covers part of "the" from the title. Lastly a round logo of the Deschutes brewery is on the bottom. It's too small to describe the logo, other than the words "Deschutes brewery" which wrap around the edge of the round logo.
A ouija board with several candles.
Disc golf scores for Waldo showing he got birdies on 1, 9 and 12. Bogeys on 2,5 And 18 and pars on the rest for an even score of 57.
Mrs Lovejoy from the simpsons next to Maude flanders and a group of angry women. Mrs Lovejoy has her hands clasped and is pleading "won't somebody please think of the children"
Disc golf score for Waldo showing a -14(41) round. All birdies or pars.
A metal garden cut out of bon, from bobs burgers. A middle aged white guy in gray slacks and a white T-shirt, on his knees with a trowel on his hand. He's wearing a big sun hat over his black hair and thick eyebrows and moustache.
A green gyroscopic can holder attached to a disc golf cart. The background is a parking lot at a disc golf course
A long haired man has a dead, brown, yule tree. He places it upon a fire pit with small flames. It then bursts into flames. The man picks up and drinks a beer while holding the tree up as it is engulfed in flames.
A scorecard for disc golf showing Waldo got pars on holes 1-5. Birdies 6-8. A bogey on 9. Par on 10. Birdies 11-12. Pars 13-17 and a bogey on 18.
A bristle nosed plecostomus in a dish tank. She is brown and you can see her belly and fins and her large gold colored sucker attached to the glass..around her nose and head are dozens of little "hairs" which make up the bristles . There are some green plants in the tank and gravel at the bottom as well.
A tapestry with a lion on it that looks like the person drawing it has never seen a lion, so they drew a person's face on it instead.
A large plot of milkweed in front of a shrub. In the background you can see some other plants growing and an "abolish ice" sign
Scores for laser tag showing op coming in 1st-4th for pvp mode and still doing decent in the HQ battle part.
A black cat sitting on the edge of a couch, legs spread, starring at the photog while he is mid grooming. His tail is between his legs and he is hunched over it. He looks as if he is a goblin that was just caught eating stolen tacos.
New Belgiums "Voodoo Ranger Gforce" at 11% abv. It's a tall 16 oz can with a skeleton with a gold tooth wearing a fighter pilot helmet.
A blue USPS mailbox on a street corner with "fuck ice" painted on it.
A 3 panel cartoon (the pls throw, no take only throw meme). 1st panel has a dog with a ball in its mouth and says "pls buy" 2nd panel a hand is coming in to take the ball and the dog looks angry and says "NO WAGES!" 3rd panel is closer to the dog who is still angry and says "ONLY BUY!"
A national guardsman playing "epic furious" a. Arcade style video game depicting Trump's illegal war in Iran.
A marketplace listing of a burned baby doll that says "creepy sitting dol 10" estate find found in fire " for sale for $40.
A free little library full of books with a shelf. The shelf has several buckets of "lilies of the valley" a green leafy plant with white bell shaped flowers. On top of the library are 2 skeleton raven decorations.
Godaddy site stating "slop.ai" would cost $84,900 to purchase.
A rainbow colored star swirl on a ceiling with glowing green stars
King theoden from LOTR sleeping in a chair while Grima sits by his side
A beer in a pint glass that says "ranger zone" with the o in zone replaced with a skeleton park ranger.
A lawn covered in grass leaves and shrubbery and several chickens. 3 white chickens, 4 brown chickens. 2 gray and white and 1 black all rooting around in the leaves for snacks.
A tree with a white square sign a fixed to it labeled "15". On top of the sign is a little witch figurine.
Nikko, the leader of the wicked witch of the west flying monkey army. He is seen wearing a red and blue vest, while holding a basket containing toto, Dorothy's dog.
A box of farina by malt o meal. The box has the name and a picture of a small, odly smiling boy. Also shown is a bowl with the gruel in it and 3 raspberries and a spoon.
A still from futurama with several train cars crashed together and on firewith text that reads "I'm sending in my trains"
A black cat sitting on a green knitted blanket. The cat has 1 paw extended freakishly long.
Disc golf scores showing OP at a +6 score coming in 3rd place.
A small multi color gnome at the base of a tree the ground is covered in leaves. A disc golf basket is in the background
A small multi color gnome at the base of a tree the ground is covered in leaves. A disc golf basket is in the background
Tv screen showing the NCAA tournament for tenesee vs Gonzaga. Poster is holding a beer towards the TV. A 32oz glass beer bottle is seen in the foreground.
An AI video of RFK jr making a fool of himself and fighting a man dressed as a Twinkie, in a pro wrestling ring. RFK jr is shown in blue jeans and shirtless, with muscles he does not, and never has had. He's also wearing large boots for some unknown reason, probably to appeal to "working class" men, that don't actually have jobs, living in a place that's 99.9% white, and complaining that somehow, a browns person took their job. Even though there are dozens of jobs available, they just think working is beneath them.
A black cat named Nyx, sticking her head up through a hole in a box on a giant gray cat tree.
A screenshot of Congressman Joe Morelle bending over and letting trump have his way with him. I can't retype his words because they are that of coward.
Two panel comic. The first had two buttons with a finger about to press one. The options are "go to war" or "admit our leader is a pedophile". The 2nd panel is a man sweating and wiping his face because he doesn't know which to pick and is labeled "republicans".
A picture of a restaurant sign with a word board beneath it on a street. The restaurants name is "Pamino's queen city deli" and has a picture of an Italian flag. The text board says: I am.... Republican Democrat ✔️ Having a wet beef
A photo of Donald Trump touching the shoulder of his best pla Jeff Epstein.
A crude drawing of Goofy, who is a dog-like person" where he looks fairly insane. He is saying "I'll fuckin do it again". The character is black and white on a red background. He is wearing a white hat with a red splotch on it.
5 disc golf discs and 2 minis stranded on a table. The focus disc is purple with a yeti throwing a disc from an ice block and days "ice bowl no whmpsx no whiners 2025" There is a second pink disc with the same pattern. One tye dye green red yellow and white disc, an ok ther dyed Simon lizotte hex with an axolotl in it, and a darker red dyed disc.
A 2 panel image from the Bob's burgers TV show The top onsle is in an allet with Louise, a small female child wearing a green shirt and pink bunny ear hat. The text says "is there a vegan alternative for egging a fascist?" The 2nd panel has Louise and her brother and sister in the same alley. Gene (a male in yellow shirt and blue shorts) is holding a brick and says "I only found a brick) and Louise says "perfect!" Tina, is just standing there in her blue T-shirt, darker blue skirt, and glasses.
The Grinch, a green ugly monster with a "X-ray" panel on front of his heart. It shows thae size of a regular heart, then a smaller size (someone that is half hearted) and then the actual heart which is absolutely tiny.
Dr. Evil (a bald white man with a large scar on his face dressed in a gray suit) from the movie "Austin powers" holding his ringed pinky finger up to his lips, about to say "one million (dollars)"
A Facebook post where someone said "I made this kind size headboard and I am looking to give it away, if anybody is interested, I used it for a couple years and got a new bed, please ok me if interested." The 2 pictures show a white door that has a 4x4 on each end, to look like a headboard.
a screenshot of a coupon app that says "big game essentials" and then lists coupons for 20 cents, 35 cents or 10 cents off of assorted dog treats.
A silver brew kettle (large pot) filled half way with a brown liquid (wort)
A small Ziploc bag of marijuana bud, held in a hand.
The meme from Pawn Stars with the owner and his son standing behind the counter of their pawn shop. The text reads "best I can do" on the top and "is paid vacation" on the bottom.
A 4 panel comic strip of the famous "throw out of the window" meme. Panel 1 shows 4 people at a boardroom table. The head man is leaning on the table and shouting "ICE popularity is at an all time low. How do we fix this" Panel 2 shows 3 people sitting at the table with speech bubbles. The first says "Prevent citizens from filming" the second says "censor social media" the third, who seems bored with the obvious answer says "stop violating the constitution and murdering people" Panel 3 shows a cut of the man from the first panel looking furious and the bored with the obvious answer man just looking normal. Panel 4 shows a multi story office building with a high level window broken and the obvious answer man having been thrown out of it.
A post from CNN stating "Minnesota judge orders acting director of IXE to appear in federal court and explain why he should not be held in contempt for violating court orders"