Waldorf Sixpence

@waldorfsixpence.bsky.social

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Queer. Socialist. Video games, unfortunately. Mostly shitposts and stream of consciousness. they/them

Feo Ul from Final Fantasy XIV. They are a ginger pixie, with elf-like ears and green eyes. They are wearing regal accessories including a crown, necklace, and earrings.
A disordered array of bags on a table, close to the camera. In the background, a whiteboard can be seen above a radiator, next to a door.
A TV mounted on a wall shows a loaf of bread in a space suit, hovering untethered in space and staring into the camera.
The description for a game modification for Final Fantasy XIV. It shows Jimothy the Raccoon recreated in-game as a pet for the player character. The real Jimothy, also pictured, is a grey raccoon with a truncated spine.
A Magic the Gathering card featuring Garfield the cat lying inside a lasagne as though it were a bed. His enormous, vile feet are sticking out the end and he is looking at the viewer knowingly.
A person with long dark hair, wearing a dark blue linen shirt, smiles into the camera.
YouTube comment from "soraanchovy 1791" 8 years ago, reading "shinji get in the car"
A person lying on their back with one hand lying across their waist. They are wearing a truly dreadful grey linen blend shirt with navy paint stroke patterns all over it. It is too large for them.
A brown messenger bag with a patch sewn on. The patch features the cast of The Young Ones and the title "Scumbag College" as seen in the episode "Bambi"
A selfie of a person with long dark hair, slightly messy, wavy and frizzy. Their hair is partly covering their left eye, and they're looking down into the camera with a slight smile.
A jar of pibil sauce sits on a kitchen counter top. In the foreground, two characters from Final Fantasy XIV are doing the "wojack pointing" meme pose. The left character is shocked, open-mouthed, and the right character is pointing back towards the jar, also open-mouthed.
A pixellated picture of a bear's face. It looks a bit as if your grandad tried to do the "pog" emote.
A cropped screenshot that reads "You may also be interested in..." followed by three tiny thumbnails of animal shaped litter bins in situ. There is a blue dolphin, a gormless looking bear, and then the same gormless looking bear again but this time he's in a white void, devoid of the context of the surrounding greenery. He appears lost, hungry, or perhaps despondent. He screams, though it makes no sound.
A small rabbit creature named "Cruisingway" is speaking to the player character, a much taller catgirl with red hair. Cruisingway says: "We meet again, Qeryn! It's always a pleasure to be YOUR captain. <wink>"
A brown bengal cat is lying on the carpet. Her head is upside down so that all you can see is her fluffy white chin, mouth and nose. Her forelegs are outstretched in a Superman pose. She looks so relaxed and comfy.
A cartoon rendition of Estinien from Final Fantasy XIV. He is an elf with long white hair and pointed ears, staring intently down his nose into the camera. He is wearing a leather studded biker jacket, with the cold spires of the city of Ishgard behind him. I have added the logo for the band Dragonforce (with the name altered to "Dragoon force") and the words "The Promise Of Tomorrow" to the image, imitating an album cover.
A cartoon rendition of Estinien from Final Fantasy XIV. He is an elf with long white hair and pointed ears, staring intently down his nose into the camera. He is wearing a leather studded biker jacket, with the cold spires of the city of Ishgard behind him. I have added the logo for the band Dragonforce and the words "The Promise Of Tomorrow" to the image, imitating an album cover.
A person with long dark hair sits in a veterinary office, smiling into a camera held at a high selfie angle A large tabby cat is sat on their lap.
Screenshot of Final Fantasy X. A small boy is subtitled as saying "I'm gonna be a blitzball when I grow up!"
A handsome tabby cat perches on a windowsill by a slightly open window. The sky is the dark blue of the very early morning. The cat wears a slightly mischievous expression. He is not my cat. Whose cat is this?!
A screenshot of a picture of a black cat. Movement has smeared its features, so nothing is in focus or clear. A slightly ominous text overlay reads "7 years since..."
‪The Scottish Parliament‬ ‪@parliament.scot‬ · 6m MSPs have elected XXX as the Scottish Parliament’s new Presiding Officer, winning with X votes. XXX’s role begins tomorrow when s/he chairs the meeting to elect the two Deputy Presiding Officers. Find out more about the PO’s role: ow.ly/ReNA50YZuCg
Two adult Canada geese and their two goslings are grazing in the grass. It is a bright, sunny day, and a mill pond and mill house can be seen in the background.
A close up shot of a fluffy yellow gosling standing on pebbles. One of its feet is placed jauntily ahead of itself.
Two adult Canada geese and two goslings are standing on a grassy verge. One adult is keeping watch in the back, with its neck craned, while the others are in the foreground grazing.
A screenshot of a webpage describing a game mod called "Follicle Fallacy XIV". It promises to remove all hair from both players and NPCs, and boasts about altering over 1,000 different hair-related files to do so. An image at the top of the post shows a bald head with a lens flare.
Film poster for Pixar's Ratatouille - the main character, a blue rat, is trapped against the wall, surrounded by cutlery that has been thrown at him and missed. The tagline is: "He's dying to become a chef."
Screenshot of an article preview claiming Thomas the Tank Engine is coming to Kent.
A Canada goose stands amidst the greenery on a muddy bank by a stream. In the background, another Canada goose is enjoying some feed. The goose in the foreground is quite close to the camera and looking curious (he wants more feed).
Two Canada geese in the water, eating some feed that's been scattered on the bank among the grass. One of the geese is missing its right eye.
Two Canada geese on the bank of a pond. Some water fowl feed has been scattered around where they stand. The goose on the left is standing tall and keeping watch, while the goose on the right is lower to the ground.
A screenshot of a reddit thread where users discuss wanting to avoid dying before the release of Final Fantasy XIV Shadowbringers. The last post in the thread reads: Me too, I generally enjoy life, but now it's like when I go down the stairs my brain is all "bro use the handrail, Alphinaud needs you" and I'm like "you right, you right"
A grey Bengal cat standing on a kitchen table, leaning in to my hand to be fussed.
A zoom in of the placard from the previous post. Church Street has been misspelled as "Church Strret".
A placard describing the history of Church Street. Historic photos of the area as well as pictures of some local landmarks are shown.
Black and white cropped comic panel of Minnie The Minx looking exhausted, staring at an alarm clock reading 9am
A small brick building with union flag bunting outside. A stack of beer kegs is piled up outside. The signage reads "Crafty Fox" and is coupled with a slightly off-brand version of the fox from Zootopia.
A Magic The Gathering card, shoddily edited in MS Paint. The name of the card reads: "Sidequest: Sniff the chocobo." The image is of a player in white mage robes interacting with a large yellow bird. The rules text has been edited so that the final line reads "At the beginning of your first main phase, press your face against the chocobo and breathe deep of its musk."
A screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV. A warrior clad in purple plate armour holds a battleaxe crackling with lightning energy over her shoulder. Her left fist is raised, channelling an orb of what appears to be fiery magic. In the background, crowds with light sticks are packed into an arena, cheering her on. Text in the bottom left reads: Qeryn Olo - Shiva (Light) Warrior Lv 100 2026/2/25 6:29 p.m.
Tom the cat from "Tom and Jerry" is leaning out from behind a red girder, looking into the camera with one eyebrow raised.
The comic character Nancy surrounded by mathematical symbols and the word "FOID", looking puzzled
A screencap of the linked reddit post. It is unfortunately too long to paste into the alt text.
Three Canada geese floating on a pond, surrounded by ripples
The Simpsons "imagine a world without lawyers" meme
MR Unsafe logo. The letters "MR" are crossed through with a red circle, and "MR UNSAFE" is written below.
Cropped screenshot of Final Fantasy 14. A humanoid male figure named "Omega-M" floats in mid-air, holding a shining sword and wearing a black body suit. He bears - in my opinion - a striking resemblance to the athlete in the quoted post.
dril tweet from March 2017 which reads: turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
Firmalbert from Final Fantasy XIV. He is a knight in full metal armour, holding a large blue kite shield in front of himself as he stands guard. His name is prominently displayed above, in green.
A screenshot of Steam showing my achievements for completing Kingdom Hearts Final Mix on Proud difficulty, and in under 15 hours. The achievements show that 9.1% and 4.3% of players have completed each, respectively.
a brown bengal cat with wide green eyes lounges in a cat bed suspended from a cat tree. she has one of her front legs fully out of the bed
@thomas_violence on Twitter: "I'm one of the dozens of people worldwide that live in a country that's not America"
A distraught Biffo the Bear has been edited into a panel from Looney Tunes classic Duck Amuck. Outside of the panel, breaking the fourth wall, a Beano Artist exclaims: "Ho! Ho! I'll play a joke on Biffo..."
Sonic Adventure 2 Battle's title screen but each word of the title is grabbed from a screenshot of a different Sonic game
Part of a car exhaust (the tail pipe and muffler, I believe), lying in the dirt with some visible scrapes on it
A picture of a seemingly nice-looking selection of cooking spices in test tubes, but closer examination reveals a number of spelling mistakes, nonsense words, etc. It's AI generated, and not a real product photo.