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Just a big beautiful adonis sadsacking about

clip of The Reflecting Skin saying: sheriff ticker says it's a short leap from kissing to killing
screenshot of subheading titled Importance of Words in Documents
screenshot of a tweet of mine from Sep 3, 2020: Instead of making another dumb comic book movie they should do something original like what if Batman and Spiderman were the same guy
graphic shaped like a flower with overlapping petals with the word SLANG at the center and each petal has an arrow pointing toward the center and a label for the source of slang: immigrants, hobos and tramps, railroad workers, baseball players and fans, show-business workers, high-school students and general teenagers, college students, financial district employees, jazz musicians and fans, narcotic addicts, army, underworld, navy and merchant marine. From the preface to the second supplemented edition of Wentworth and Flexner's Dictionary of American Slang.
screenshot of bob behind bed from twin peaks
product image of a couch showing a fist punching a cushion to prove something I guess?
diagram showing you can save space using this dinner table by pushing the chairs underneath it
stephen baldwin saying: I've got the sweetest mac 5300. 16Mb, 750 hdd. so fast it's like the ducati of computers. on the internet my call name is thecyberthug
Mike F tweet: Future archaeologist: (examining bones) ah interesting, it appears- Normal guy in the future: Drop the skull, freak! (spraying the archaelogist with a caustic gas that liquefies him instantly)
Screenshot of book's acknowledgements with one name (Dr. P. P. Wiener) highlighted. Full text: page xvi preface: I want to express my gratitude to Dr. A. Hofstadter, Mr. L. K. Krader, Professor E. Nagel, Professor W. V. Quine, Mr. M. G. White and especially Dr. J. C. C. McKinsey and Dr. P. P. Wiener, who were unsparing in their advice and assistance while I was preparing the English edition. I also owe many thanks to Mr. K. J. Arrow for his help in reading proofs. Alfred Tarski. Harvard University September 1940.
a samurai laughing
Skeletonman bean scene
screenshot of an old post of mine from twitter: all birthdays should be january 1. get it out of the way all at once, only have to remember one thing, the perfect system
Chinese monk saying "From morning to night, he likes to drink and pretend to be stupid". Still from Come Drink with Me (1996).
Northern Exposure: Dr. Fleischman: That—that's the movies, Ed. Try reality. Ed Chigliak, cheerfully: No, thanks.
what's the street value of wizard bones?
scott bakula
that baby's cornflakes
unlabeled hand drawn chart showing general increase
screenshot of line "For in that sleep of death what dreams may come" with sleep of death and dreams scratched out and replaced to read "For in that Future what sandwiches may come"
Craig denney showing of his cosmic mirror
driving while screaming until exploding
screenshot of original post cropped to say just, "No cop should be allowed"
screenshot of bookmark with tubi icon followed by: watch porno
imdb parents guide for film: Sex & Nudity: None Violence & Gore: None Profanity: None Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking: None Frightening & Intense Scenes: Mild
y2k character poster for gen-x cops
poorly drawn chart with abscissa labeled "lead in everything" and the ordinate labeled with a dollar sign. Money increases with lead contamination.
same photo with the banana painted over with all yellow pixels
woman asking child: Did those other religions build giant walls?
Antonia Rey
gray alien busting out of a pod and getting beaten to death by a guy with a big wrench
screenshot of the current thread as it was presented to me, with the tweet about Terriers elided behind "View full thread"
Have a cup of tea
screenshot of imdb Goofs: Eric spends the entire series looking for Skorzeny, but doesn't really have a plan for what to do when and if he ever finds him, except that he will somehow try and kill him. In every case where Eric actually does find Skorzeny, Eric is easily overpowered and most of the time he barely escapes being killed himself by Skorzeny.
Scrap of a magazine saying, "An ideal varmint hunter's rig"
screenshot of the mandatory bluesky moderation service page which has an option to block the account
photo of bradley whitford
wikipedia screenshot: See also: lich, draugr, dybbuk, gjenganger, ghost, dullahan, jiangshi, lugat, kukudh, nachzehrer, nav, strigoi, poltergeist, pocong, skeleton (undead), vampire, vampire burial, wiedergänger, ghoul, zombie.
same results but with my handle
Ray Wise feeding a squirrel, smiling, and giving a thumbs up. From Reaper (2007)
screenshot of imdb 'revealing mistakes' section: "Chocky" is a word. It means Chocolate. 0 up votes, 11 down votes.
crop of the square labeled "hot women" that is just some old gross guy smiling like a jackass
Broyles from Fringe saying: if a shape shifter was responsible, then you'd be dead.
stick figure tunneling underground, moving toward bottom of box
half-redacted IBM slide that reads, a computer can make a management decision
screenshot of infobar in this app: we ran out of posts from your follows. Here's the latest from Discover.
screenshot of colossus the forbin project of the AI discovering a second AI exists
photograph of page: Section 6.4: Using PCP to prove non-approximability results
the minard graph
photograph of Scorpius from Farscape