Walrus

@wallzrust.bsky.social

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Image of two cats talking to each other. One cat is wearing a propeller hat and saying "Do you like my silly hat?" The other cat is saying "You are an enemy of Christ"
Image of Omanyte from Pokemon Omanyte has a spiral shell (similar to a snail) with blue tentacles and two big eyes coming out the bottom.
A goose and 5 gold eggs Text in the image says: 16 years ago Equity value of holdings JPY 5T
Image of goose surrounded by golden eggs Text says: What matters is not the eggs It is the Goose itself True value = The power To keep laying eggs
Headline from The Onion reading, "It is Journalism's Sacred Duty to Endanger The Lives of as Many Trans People as Possible"
There are several relays available, each may have their own rate limits and network policies. Some of the available relays are: relay.fire.hose.cam and relay3.fr.hose.cam from microcosm. atproto.africa from Blacksky relay.upcloud.world from Upcloud The two from Bluesky PBC. The three from firehose.network
4 panel comic showing two women getting dressed to go out to dinner. I'm going to refer to the women as blond and blue based on their respective hair colours. Panel 1: Blond: I feel like I put on too many accessories for dinner Panel 2: Blue: Well you know want coco Chanel said... Blue: "Jews should he barred from owning businesses" Panel 3: Blond: What? Blue: Yeah, she was a Nazi collaborator. Panel 4: Blue: You look great! Lets go out to dinner!
Mario saying his iconic catchphrase, "Don't forget to wash your foreskin", to a kid taking a bath.
Steam page for "OXENFREE II: Lost Signals" The top shows the cover/thumbnail art for the game Below that is some info about the game OXENFREE II: Lost Signals Developer: Night School Studio Publisher: Netflix Released: 12 Jul, 2023
Tweet from Bryan Johnson Text says "Nighttime erection data from my 19-year-old son, @talmagejohnson_, and me. His duration is two minutes longer than mine. Raise children to stand tall, be firm, and be upright." Includes two screenshot of various health stats Bryan's stats are: Number of erection episodes: 5 Total duration of erection episodes: 182 min Average erection quality: 94 Sleep efficiency: 131 AndroAge: 22 His son's stats are: Number of erection episodes: 6 Total duration of erection episodes: 184 min Average erection quality: 90 Sleep efficiency: 112 AndroAge: 22
Comic panel with the penguin from batman saying "I'll ruin this town! Gotham city will be twinkless! I have hoarded all the twinks by hypnotizing the twink delivery men."
An old spider man cover for a comic titled "Spidey up against the wall" The cover shows spider man on a baseball field, curled up in a ball and making a "Boing!" sound as he bounces of off a sentient wall with legs and a face. Spider man has a speech bubble that reads "that smarts!" Text at the bottom reads "As seen on the electric company" and "Based on the electric company TV script by Tom Whedon"
eBay listing saying Steam Machine 512GB PC Brand New C $3,408.48 Buy It Now +C $862.64 shipping from United states
Positive review on the steam page for the soundtrack for the game "Undertale". The review reads "My PC almost died trying to use this. Definitely double check the System Requirements tab. Worth every penny, though...". Below the review is a list of the reviewers PC specs, including an Intel core i5-10400F, 32 GB of ram, and a NVIDIA GTX 1660 Ti graphics card.
A variation of the "think mark think" meme from Invincible. A Mario that's purple is standing over a seemingly unconscious enemy (the one that that throws big spike balls at you). Text at the bottom reads "I'm actually a lesbian".