Melon Farmer

@walrusmaster.bsky.social

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He's just this guy, you know?

A chart indicating the monthly layoff and discharge rate over the past 26 years
Bolson from Breath of the Wild looking like he's mad at me
Andrew Tate arrest photo next to a game illustration of Bolson from The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild.
Two dogs lying next to each other on a couch sharing a blue pillow
A small smiling chihuahua lying on his back with his paws tucked up above his chest. He is wrapped in a brown bean bag cover that he somehow found his way into
Gina Lollobrigida in the 60s
A blonde man in a light jacket standing in a warehouse, his mouth open like he's yelling. He is holding an equine speculum
A DVD featuring 4 Murder She Wrote movies and Angela Lansbury in a tan trenchcoat on the cover
A black and tan chihuahua wearing a bowtie
A black and tan chihuahua with his shelter paper collar still on freshly sprung from South LA Animal Shelter (Chesterfield Square)
A black and tan dog lying on an unmade bed seen through a doorway staring directly at the camera
Oswald, a black and tan chihuahua with a bowtie looking very stoned and lying on the couch
Rust Cohle in True Detective anxiously smoking a cigarette and looking intensely fucked up
police car door with "To protect and serve" printed on it
Pasty bald sad looking man with goatee asking "What's something Christian about you" there is a New York Times Opinion watermark in the upper left corner
Christine Baranski in The Grinch movie from 2000.
A ceramic tagine, a North African cooking vessel with a conical terracotta lid
Cover of a record with rainbow chalk style drawings on black. Street Chant and Means are printed on the front as well
A red cocktail with bright green garnishes
Al Capone in THE UNTOUCHABLES about to explain the difference between individual and team achievements/spirit with a visual aid
A slightly impressionistic and colorful portrait of Divine in a striped robe and flowing pants.
Justice Smith screaming wearing a party hat
the truly bizarre Colorado Rockies City Connect jersey which says Rockies on the front of a blue purple and red modernist nightmare
Jimmy Kimmel, Adam Carolla, and a botoxed wax figure of Dr Drew at the Walk of Fame ceremony for Carolla
That Norman Rockwell painting of the guy standing up and talking at the town meeting
'We fought far under the living earth, where time is not counted. Ever he clutched me, and ever I hewed him, till at last he fled into dark tunnels. They were not made by Durin's folk, Gimli son of Glóin. Far, far below the deepest delvings of the Dwarves, the world is gnawed by nameless things. Even Sauron knows them not. They are older than he. Now I have walked there, but I will bring no report to darken the light of day. In that despair my enemy was my only hope, and I pursued him, clutching at his heel. Thus he brought me back at last to the secret ways of Khazad-dûm: too well he knew them all. Ever up now we went, until we came to the Endless Stair.'
A black and tan dog rolling around on a abstract floral pattern rug
Black and tan dog in the sun looking up over the back of a couch
The Secret Service agents from To Live and Die in LA
“Turner’s entitled to his reaction to the film,” Cronenberg said. “But he was not the one who acquired it for distribution--New Line and Fine Line decided to take on the film. Turner was not supposed to be involved. To me this illustrates the potential danger of feisty, independent studios like New Line and Miramax used to being ‘Disney-fied’ and ‘Turner-ized.’ ”
Tweet and article from KTLA - Bear passes out atop brick wall in Pacoima after taking tranquilizer to backside
Inkblot test with Homer responding "The Devil with his fly open" which is exactly what it looks like
An image of the amorous caveman from the Popeye cartoon Pre Hysterical Man
A black and tan Chihuahua in a bow tie with his paws on a remote control.
Christopher Walken in Abel Ferrara's The Addiction
Politico story headlined "New Jersey's most vulnerable GOP incumbent is MIA" with a picture of music artist MIA
Cover of The Mummy, the Will, and the Crypt by John Bellairs featuring a young boy standing in front of a statue. Artwork by Edward Gorey.
Sonic Youth's Diamond Seas, a 2026 Record Store Day release featuring 16 layered live recordings of a single song on each side. It is next to a record player
Officers arrived and attempted to calm down the situation, but “a use of force occurred,” according to police, who did not say what force police used or on whom. At that point, they said, one of the men attacked an officer. The woman who witnessed the incident said the attacker hit the officer over the head with what appeared to be a rock wrapped in a metal chain. Police said the attacker stabbed the officer multiple times with a knife.
Screenshot of the Atlantic with the headline The FBI Director is MIA with a photo of MIA the musical artist.
Purple flowering Jacaranda tree next to a bright blue apartment building against a cloudy gray sky
Mickey Rourke as Charlie in The Pope of Greenwich Village
Dan Ackroyd with a metal hand and pimp outfit and blonde fright wig from the 1983 film classic Doctor Detroit
A house in the morning sun. there is a tiny figure on the roof
A pic of a bunch of Jurassic Park film execs and Michael Crichton, who towers over them bc he is an enormous man
Tweet from 2018 by @walrusmaster reading: Elon looks like what you get when you combine all the David Lynch film.villains. Screencaps of Willem Dafoe as Bobby Peru, Robert Blake as the Mystery Man, Dennis Hopper as Frank Booth, and finally, Elon himself, looking pasty and vaguely sinister
A drawing of my boy Vladdy Ilyich Lenin in sunglasses looking cool as hell
Alt Text for quoted image: Graffiti with anarchy symbols and hammer and sickles framing it: AN NFL DRAFT IS A STUPID REASON 2 TAKE A WOMAN'S HOME AWAY!!!! CAMP SWE[E]PS KILL DO U CARE? WELL —> WHEN ALL THE EMPTY BUILDINGS ARE CLEARED OF SQUATTERS —> WHEN ALL THE CAMP SPOTS ARE SWEEPED-> WHERE WILL WE GO I'LL TAKE OVER YOUR HOUSE
Text: None of them are adopting the capitalistic system because they realize they can't. You can't operate a capitalistic system unless you are vulturistic; you have to have someone else's blood to suck to be a capitalist. You show me a capitalist, I'll show you a bloodsucker. He cannot be anything but a blood-sucker if he's going to be a capitalist. He's got to get it from somewhere other than himself, and that's where he gets it-from somewhere or someone other than himself. So, when we look at the African continent, when we look at the trouble that's going on between East and West, we find that the nations in Africa are developing socialistic systems to solve their problems.
Don Draper drunk presentation meme but the vision board just says "BDS USA"
Tony Soprano telling a dipshit to take his stupid hat off in a nice restaurant
Stitches and Zucker are animal crossing characters having a 30 second conversation in which the phrase "Abolish ICE" is repeated at least 20 times
John Slattery dressed up like an adult baby with a rattle on 30 Rock
An Arrow Video 4K limited edition box set of WESTWORLD featuring a circuit board design and a faceless Yul Brenner cowboy robot on the cover
Poppycock. She’s doing none of those things. She’s writing science fiction which will be used by a mathematical equation to alter the statistical likelihood of a computer program choosing some tokens rather than other tokens as its output. Saying that any of this is teaching a chatbot philosophy is like calling yourself a psychiatrist because you thought about Oedipus while jacking off.
a black and tan chihuahua sitting on a cushion wearing a bow tie and looking cute as hell
George Lucas and Akira Kurosawa next to an AT-AT model
When asked by The Athletic if the T-shirt, which is listed as “out of stock”, had sold out or been withdrawn from sale, an IOC spokesperson said it was the former. “While we of course acknowledge the historical issues of ‘Nazi propaganda’ related to the Berlin 1936 Olympic Games, we must also remember that the Games in Berlin saw 4,483 athletes from 49 countries compete in 149 medal events,” they explained.
Tweet by @cat_beltane dated Mar, 2018: every time a bad take by conor friedersdorf pops on my TL, i engage with it by saying "conow fweedssodowf" out loud in homestar runner's voice, then closing the tab
Borat with a Soviet flag