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TTRPG game designer & writer, DM for Melbourne Dungeons & Dragons Adventurers League, part time Jedi, full time wizard, animation fan. In Naarm (Melbourne, Australia). ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇɴ’ᴛ ᴛʀᴜᴇ. ʜᴏᴡ ᴇʟsᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ? ― Pratchett

Trumps War with Iran
Common Side Effects season 2. Socrates the tortoise and two of the psychedelic mushroom spirits in a beautiful forest with blue angel mushrooms sprouting around them
Szass Tam’s blurred out statblock from the Beedle and Grimm page.
The chemical components of a banana
Sora (an anime boy), Goofy (the cartoon dog), and Will Turner (Orlando Bloom in Pirates of the Caribbean). Kingdom Hearts is great.
Movie posters for Supergirl, Spiderman, and The Amazing Digital Circus
The dilapidated Whitehouse from Idiocracy
Person in the video sneering
The credits and table of contents with decorative boarders
The book cover for the Regalia of Karsus, a dragonscale cover tome with an image of the strangly organic Crown of Karsus in the centre.
Grassy Noel Atkinson from Inside Job, the assassin of President Kennedy
Foghorn Leghorn stepping out of a helicopter while flipping a golf ball and wearing shades
Why.bsky.team is blocking me because they’re a LLM loving moron
A map of Faerûn, the forgotten realms campaign setting, above my office desk
Megatron saying “Fall! FALL!!” as he shoots at Optimus Prime
A collection of D&D aberrations, the companions of the hall from the Drizzt novels, and the wizards Artus, Manshoon, and Vajra Blackstaff
The miniature set of the Moss Esla pod racing track from Star Wars the Phantom Menace The desert wall have carved out seats and large domed structures mark the start and end of the sandy track
A bootleg Yu-Gi-Oh card of Exodia renamed Darkly Big Rabbi
The cover of Tanged Webs, second book in the Starlight and Shadows trilogy by Elaine Cunningham, featuring Lirial Baenrae, a Drow wizard, on the cover along with Hrolf, a human barbarian pirate
A very chibi looking Chagatai Kahn, son of Genghis Kahn
The map of the disunited states from the underated classic movie Wild Wild West, featuring Mexico retaking land stolen by the Americans, and the rest divided up by France, Great Britain, Spain, and Loveless Land
A black and white map of Faerûn
Thomas Street Park before it burned down
Black, White, & Red Herein lie the lost lands A red wizard conducts a grissly ritual with yellow lights being summoned from the bodies of the sacrificed
Me unleashing Orcus and a hoard of undead on my level 4 party
Call-to-Action: News From The North Estimated Duration: 15 minutes "Alright, can anybody explain to me why, even with our newfound infinite power, none of us can escape the borders of this stupid hick town!?" —Bill Cypher, Gravity Falls, Escape from Reality The characters have been called upon to defeat a cabal of Red Wizards empowering themselves at the expense of Icewind Dale. Call-To-Action: A powerful magical ritual is sapping the life force from Icewind Dale and the characters have answered the call to aid from either Caer-Konig or Kuldahar.
The cover of The Freezing of Starflow Fall (FR-DC-MELB-00-03) by Cameron Pearce (me) and Steven Truong It depicts a cool meadow stream flowing through a crisp forest, the wind carrying the scent of pine and rain from the showcapped mountain in the foggy, overcast distance. Art by Dean Spencer Art
Shield guy from the Colombia protests deflecting a water cannon
Rose Tico saying to Finn “that’s how we’re going to win. Not by fighting what we hate, but by saving what we love” Essentially the whole ethos of the Star Wars mythos.
Outside the Melbourne State Library, chalk wiring for the protest on the 9th reading “Israeli President Isaac Herzog (war-criminal) is NOT welcome here!!!”
A bizarre version of Galvatron from Transformers: Headmasters with his tiny head, arms, and legs attached to Unicron’s planet sized body while in planet mode (a sphere), making him look rather disproportionately round and silly.
The southern lights in Australia. Streaks of green and purple across the sky as radiation is bounced off the South Pole end of the world’s electromagnetic field.
Forgotten Realms Souls for the Taking The Return of Larloch: Book One Visionary DMs Guild By Ed Greenwood and Rhys Yorke A terrifying colossal bone golem like creature busting through the jungle (Chult perhaps?) with the bones of dragons, naga, and beholders making up its mighty form.
My collection of very nearly every D&D 5e book and many many 3rd party D&D books. Also several other TTRPGs I enjoy. On white shelves that match the walls, taking up the first six shelves. A large collection
Patrick Bateman from American Psycho looking at the Les Misérables painting, hung above his toilet. He has no understanding of art, it’s just a commodity to create a shell around his vacuous nature.
Sunbeam PHB'24, p329 Level 6 Evocation Casting Time: Action Range: Self Components: V, S, M (a magnifying glass) Duration: Concentration, up to 1 minute You launch a sunbeam in a 5-foot-wide, 60-foot-long Line. Each creature in the Line makes a Constitution saving throw. On a failed save, a creature takes 6d8 Radiant damage and has the Blinded condition until the start of your next turn. On a successful save, it takes half as much damage only. Until the spell ends, you can take a Magic action to create a new Line of radiance. For the duration, a mote of brilliant radiance shines above you. It sheds Bright Light in a 30-foot radius and Dim Light for an additional 30 feet. This light is sunlight. Classes: Cleric, Druid, Sorcerer, Wizard Subclasses: Arcana Cleric, Arcana Cleric, Divine Soul Sorcerer, Divine Soul Sorcerer, Evoker Wizard Feats: Boon of Siberys Source: PHB'24, page 329. Available in the SRD 5.2.1 and the Basic Rules (2024). 5e.tools
The Dragon Bone Chair, the cover showing red haired Simon carrying a wounded Binabik, the wounded troll, through the ruins of an overgrown elvish city.
A Simpsons meme mocking lunatic transphobe Graham Linehan. Unseen woman at the door: Graham, this is your wife. Stop being a TERF it’s ruining your reputation. Graham: that’s odd, I don’t have a wife. Or a reputation
The Vasa, a warship that sunk on its maiden voyage, mostly likely to its narrow frame and abundance of heavy cannons.
The Lego Technic Drodika from the early 2000s
The angel messenger turning Mary pregnant in the ‘goes wrong show’ nativity special
A car free city in europe with cobblestone streets, green trees, a bright sky, cafes, and people sitting by ther bikes
Tendi and T’Lyn from Star Trek Lower Decks
Marcy Wu from Amphibia
Billy kicking the Lich in adventure time
The cover of Eyes Unclouded, a Ghibli inspired D&D series of modules with the cover showing a girl in a yellow dress on a windy meadow hillside with a fox.
Elminster’s Elusion, Holy Star of Mystra, Laeral’s Silver Lance, Simbul’s Synostodwymer, Songal’s Elemental…, Spellfire Flare, Soellfire Storm, Syluné’s Viper, Wardaway
Deltora Quest: Dread Mountain by Emily Rodda, featuring the great toad Gellick sitting upon the stolen treasure hoard of the Dread gnomes
A red dragon surrounded by other strange creature in an icy setting, a fire burning ominously before it.
The Sithi Jeriki and his sister in the past, standing on one side the pristine Green Angel Tower, while an older Simon Snowlock and Princess Meriamel stand on other where it has been ravaged by winter and ages, showing the two ages in the Memory Sorrow and Thorn series
A velociraptor from Jurassic park hunting the characters while genetic code sequences are projected over it
Poster for Big Fish and Begonia. Watercolour of a giant red horned fish touching its nose to a spirit girl, where an ocean flies over the mountains of the spirit world.
Evil Walt Disney guy from Knights of Guinevere