Bill

@warbeard.bsky.social

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Artist, crafter, nerd.

A book drop box at a library. The opening is a dinosaurs mouth. The dinosaur is various shades of green and has a long open snout. The design is based on a suchomimus.
A screenshot of my test results for differentiating between two very similar colors. My result is 0.0030, I don't know if that is good or bad.
A dingy yellow carnivorous skull, jaws agape with bloody white eyeballs surrounded by sketchy, ghostly white teeth on a black background.
A large, horned figure with red skin wearing a bronze scaled sleeve on his left arm. He wears necklaces of teeth,bones and beads. He has a large bronze "barbarian" style belt decorated with flowery designs, lined in fur with the broken blades of his enemies hanging off from it. His leather shirt also bears flowing, flowery designs in light blue. He's carrying a large bronze axe and looks ready to use it. Flowing dunes recede into the background behind him.
A kaiju type creature rising from the depths. Beaded mouth agape, in profile, three eyes rolled back turned white. Small boney growths on its lower jaw and thick overlapping plates on the back of its neck.
The cover image to Slow Gods by Claire North. A lone ship depicted in bright, light yellow crossing into the center of a series of concentric red circles with planets, also in red, floating at the periphery.
An old man with clownish white hair, staring upwards, wide eyed. He looks unhinged, dark black circles under his eyes,mouth agape, teeth slightly sharp. He's wearing rusty chain maille voiders overtop a dirty, stained arming coat. He's speckled in mud and, most likely blood. In his left hand he's loosely holding a man catcher device with pointy brass spikes in it. The shadow he casts on the ground is very goblin-like.
A reptilian, kaiju type of creature rising from unknown depths, jaws agape. There are crusty, tooth-like bony structures jutting out from its lower jaw. Blue-grey hardened plates protect the back of its head and neck. Its teeth are a yellow brown color. In profile, you can see three of its six eyes on display, rolled back, turned white, just the edges of its deep grey irises visible. The background is a mixture of rough textures and shades of grey watercolors.
A black and white, medieval style illustration of a monstrous sea creature with a boat growing out of its back. The creature looks like a mix between a fish, walrus and pig. It is swimming in a bay in front of a cityscape of mixed old world buildings and crumbling stone fortifications. Its raining, its always raining
A black and white, medieval style illustration of a monstrous sea creature with a boat growing out of its back. The creature looks like a mix between a fish, walrus and pig. It is swimming in a bay in front of a cityscape of mixed old world buildings and crumbling stone fortifications. Its raining, its always raining.
A weird, tentacle/eyeball monster. It has one big eye with three irises. White ink lines define the texture on black, blurry ink tentacles. There's a soft purple glow just behind the creature and a inky, bleeding red background.
A static-y goat man, clad in plate armor and holding a large spiked club. He has a belt of skulls and a 8 pointed chaos star necklace. A chaos star stands on a post behind him with a distorted abstract background.
A necromancer wizard in a dark blue robe, bent forward, hands on his knees, throwing up a skeleton. A staff of power lies near his feet and his throwup is an eerie shade of green.
A warhammer 40k space marine clad in bulky red armor. There's a black winged blood drop on his left shoulder and a winged skull on his chest plate. You can make out the last two letters of his name on his right shoulder "us." He gas a cybernetic implant replacing his left ear. He stand in front of a deep red and black background with the words "Angels Still" scratched onto it in white.
An old warhammer 40k soldier type guy. He has short grey hair and mustache to match. Wearing battered plate armor, holding a chainsaw order aloft with the word "faith" on the blade. He stands in an industrial area, surrounded by machinery.
A skeleton in a full length dark Grey robe with a white and light grey sun on its back. The skeleton has a head dress of rusted iron bands and spikes. An aura of sickly green energy surrounds the figure who us gesturing vaguely. The background has dark pillars with bright white gibberish letters on them.
A warrior on horseback, he us wearing Persian style chain mail armor with metal plates attached and a pointed helm with golden accents. There is a shield on his left arm depicting the face of a displacer beast and he holds a spear pointed downward in his right hand. The reddish-brown horse has a light touch of blue paint on its nose and is moving slowly through foggy, rock covered ground.
A tattooed weirdo (Faceless), in a tank top and gas mask walking up the stairs from a dingy basement with a rusty old axe on their shoulder.
A photo of author Christopher Buehlman with images of the first two books of a trilogy in the foreground. It announces the third book, titled "The Thrice-Bound Fool" will be released on October 13th, 2026.
A skull headed woman dressed as a peasant sharpens a scythe in front of a room full of dead bodies. The image has a grainy texture laid over top of it.
A bald guy in a gas mask with a target painted on the forehead in white paint ascending a basement stair case with a double bit axe over one shoulder.
A pencil drawing of a super frazzled looking space bird with extra eyes and giant talons. It is perched atop of a three eyed skull.
The cover of a sci fi novel called "Shroud." It depicts a ship colored in neon yellow crashing down into a spiky black and white environment.
A medieval woodcut style drawing of an old wizard covered in his long hair and beard. He declines on a sitting bed, holding out a cup of wine. The shelves near him are full of jars and odd containers.
A medieval woodcut style drawing of a knight wearing a goat skin and horns fighting a skeleton in a dark dungeon. The knight carries a flail and shield. The skeleton has an arming sword and buckler.
A medieval woodcut style drawing of a knight wearing a goat skin and horns fighting a skeleton in a dark dungeon. The knight carries a flail and shield. The skeleton has an arming sword and buckler, they are brown and orange with rust.
An aggressive looking, scarred seagull wearing a tricorn hat and holding a cutlass.
Cover for the book "The Starving Saints." Depicting a medieval style painting of a robed, nun-like figure holding a panel from a beehive with multiple terrified faces looking out from its hood.
Will Ferrell is the movie Elf with added text talking about deadlifting.
A still image of Rutger Hauer in the movie Blade Runner as he's about to deliver the raddest monologue of all time.
A four-legged, three horned dinosaur with a sharp beak and a large bony frill protecting its neck. Its coloration is a light brown/orange with darker brown striping. It is the coolest dinosaur, the triceratops.
A scene from the tv show Arrested Development. Michael Bluth is looking at Tobias Funke, Tobias has painted his entire body blue. Michael is saying to him: "There's got to be a better way to say that."
Red Sonja rendered in black ink on a bright red background. She wears a long chain hauberk and a fur mangled cape. There is a long sword in her right hand and an axe in her left. She looks forward, like she is daring some to attack.
A large man clad in blackened steel armor, holding a two-handed sword in front of a twisty tree in the woods.
A thin, pale skinned, white-haired man stands in red pants wearing blackened shoulder, arm, shin, and foot armor. He has a massive black bladed sword leaning on his right shoulder. There is a purple panel behind him in which wispy yellow shapes curl and writhe.
The cover for a novel called "The Dawnhounds." Despicting the upper stories of a cloudy or foggy cityscape with mushroom houses. The mast of a large ship juts up through the fog in the background.
The book cover for "Your Blood, My Bones." It depicts two hands locked together wrapped in thorny vines on a dark green background.
An image of a 3-d printed Anomalocaris mask.
A fairy sprite knight errant riding on an armored corgi. The knight is holding a leaf shaped shield and a lance.
Matthew McConaughey as Rust Cohle in True Detective, taking a deep drag on a lit cigarette. His facial expression reads as "what the fuck?"
An image of Meg Mucklebones from the movie Legend. She is a slimy, green skinned hag, smiling as she points with one clawed hand.
A screenshot of a bluesky account bio for militarychat21. It lists the name and accomplishments of major general Peter andrysiak. It is almost certainly a bot of some kind.
A black and white drawing of an astronaut in a full space suit with a back ground of bright, white stars. The space suit has green fungal growths at the helmet and various seams. The text reads: "JOIN THE COLONY."
A grainy, photo bashed image of a skeletal witch, surrounded by crows with one emerging from her eye socket.
A metal style tshirt design depicting Conan the Barbarian as a drummer and Thulsa Doom's two lieutenants as lead and bass guitarists.
A medieval woodcut style illustration of a Conan the Barbarian type of person wielding a large two-handed sword against a pole-axe wielding skeleton. The background depicts stone ruins amidst rolling hills beneath a black, cloudy sky.
A brilliant black and white line art illustration of an old, tired, solo wanderer coming upon the long lost corpse of an elf out in a rocky, wasted expanse.
A medieval woodcut style image of a fish faced man in a big hat wandering through a swamp underneath a ruined bridge.
A knightly woman clad in plate armor, drawn in a medieval woodcut style. She has a mace in her right hand, and her left hand rests on the face of her leafy-painted shield. She sits on a large block of stone. Her expression says, "I'm too old for this shit."
A photo of the cover of a book called "The Failures" by Benjamin Liar. The image shows a sharp peaked, grey mountain in front of a red moon with clockwork gears and tendrils beneath.
An aged, tired lady knight in full armor rests atop a block of chiseled stone. She has a mace in her right hand and holds her shield against her body with her left hand.
A tarot card style image of a ghost-like robed figure. Multiple ghostly hands reach out from the tattered robes. Golden text at the bottom reads "Haunting."
A balding, mullet headed old medieval soldier wearing battered, we'll worn armor and shield. He stands in front of an old tapestry design of two knights crossing swords.
A fantasy African knight wearing a thick, woven surcoat over a breastplate. He holds a double headed axe low in his right hand. Above and to his right is a colorful stylized serpent that has been cut into pieces.
A tarnished hold colored knight in chain maille armor holding a pole arm called a spetum. The background is a faded red with byzantine patterned griffins.
A photo of a page from the book 'The Daughters' War.' The sentence reads "Fuck goblins, and fuck whatever wretched God made them. They are only for killing."
A medieval woodcut image in white lines on black. Two men in robes and floppy hats sit and discuss a book on display between them. The text below reads "Book Club."
Four guys dressed as fantasy barbarians in leather, bone, and fur outfits in 96 degrees Fahrenheit weather.