Warbling

@warblin.bsky.social

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A collection of several trillion cells all coming together in order to drink wine. Go team! Ex-Photographer. Remainer. BLM. Cis - he/him. Trans rights.

"How many atmospheres can the ship withstand? Well, it's a spaceship so I'd say anywhere between zero and one."
Grand Moff Tarkin: "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?"
Minor character from Phantom Menace: "A communications disruption can mean only one thing ... invasion."
Door into a room with a rifle on the wall
Psychiatrist to patient on couch: How do you usually express your emotions? Patient: I look through social media until I find a meme I relate to, then I comment "mood".
Air brush robot woman in red silk with chrome writing saying Heavy Metal
A @BestOfNextDoor post reading "Need to re-home a dog. Small terrier, tends to bark a LOT. If interested let me know and I'll jump over my neighbours fence and get it for you."
Scene from Jaws where Brody realises that something is GOING RONG (as evidenced by camera zoomies)
Picard scowls at a data readout.
A screnshot from Crysis (2007) of tropical sea, palm trees, mountains and so much greenery.
Dark purple tulip in focus with hazy yellow and black tulips in background
Scene from "The Thing" with subtitles "I don't know what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is."
Ella Purnell in Fallout shaking her head and saying "I hate it up here"
The old TOS Star Trek bridge tilts to 30 degree plus, everyone falls over while a big subtitle just says FUCK.
A sign that says: "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!! PLEASE DO NOT GO OUTSIDE There are bees. They don't like you. They mentioned you specifically."
Shift guy saying "The secret ingredient is crime"
Cover of the comic "Lick-It Man" by Camille Carida
Danny Dyer saying "Fucking Hell"
A quote tweet from Jonathan Swan: @jonathanvswan . I stand by every word in the story. He said this in at least two meetings during the first year and a bit of the presidency, and one of the conversations was memorialized. Donald J. Trump The story by Axios that President Trump wanted to blow up large hurricanes with nuclear weapons prior to reaching shore is ridiculous. I never said this. Just more FAKE NEWS! 12:48 PM . Aug 26, 2019 28.3K
Old Twitter Post for 2020 by Hilary Agro. "During my research I interviewed a guy who said he was a libertarian until he did MDMA and realized that other people have feelings, and that was pretty much the best summary of libertarianism I've ever heard"
Twitter post of Trump admiting they killed all the people they'd wanted to run Iran after this war.
GI Robot from Creature Commandos looking warily
Poster for Safety Not Guaranteed - the Aubrey Plaza time travel movie
From Death of Stalin, the excellent Jason Isaacs as General Zhukov, : "I mean, I'm smiling, but I am very fucking furious"
Tarot card of "The End" with a black and white mushroom cloud.
Carters Ex-girlfriend Vannah Smith, the leader of the Vu Age church, kidnaps Max from Network 23 and threatens to erase him to prevent Carter from running a story exposing the church's false claim of saving its parishioners' minds as AI constructs for a future resurrection. The Constructs are inferior pictures that only say a few phrases, and Carters report would ruin them. But the biggest mystery is how Max got kidnapped at all.
Carters Ex-girlfriend Vannah Smith, the leader of the Vu Age church, kidnaps Max from Network 23 and threatens to erase him to prevent Carter from running a story exposing the church's false claim of saving its parishioners' minds as AI constructs for a future resurrection. The Constructs are inferior pictures that only say a few phrases, and Carters report would ruin them. But the biggest mystery is how Max got kidnapped at all.
Classic dril tweet: and another thing: im not mad. please don't put in the newspaper that i got mad.
Scott Backula from Quantum Leap looking into a mirror
Hudson Hawk's villain, Darwin Mayflower - "I'll torture you so slowly you'll think it's a career!"
Captain Janeway, looking at her pad with a despondant hand up to her forehead, saying "fuck it, send"
Painted cat holding glass of red wine with "Fuck that shit"
Picard grimaces at his computer.
Life of Brian - that guy (Gregory according to the script - who was at the Sermon on the mount with his wife earlier) on the cross who is trying to claim he's Brian and so's his wife.
Everyone running by a door in the film Clue.
Simpson's character Nelson Muntz points and shouts Ha ha!
Aslan: Do not cite the deep magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written.
A red Cray 1 Supercomputer with sexy red seats.
Poor departed Sean Lock's comment on British Show "9 out of 10 cats": That's a challenging wank.
Without me writing any reply yet, Bluesky wonders if I am writing in Avestan.
Comic called "This is why you shouldn't interrupt a programmer" with the programmer getting deeper and deeper into the complex code until someone interrupts with "Hey so I just sent you an email about that thing" and all the thought bubbles disappear.
Old style black and beige line drawing of a row of H.G. Wells tripods fading into the foggy distance with the closest one holding up a Heat Ray cannon.
A black cat (with white underside) peeking over the edge of a balcony at trees so she can watch the dirty pigeons.
Man and cat are doubtful.
A guillotine covered in flowers with a love heart hole for the head with the words "Reward them for the world they created".
Obi-Wan Kenobi, on Kamino, absolutely bluffing his way into getting a free 1.2 million clones by saying "That's .. why I'm here"
A man wearing a pink unicorn T-shirt and with long flowing black hair and mustache twiddles his fingers and mouths the word "Magic" while it appears on the gif shedding rainbow colours and lens flare.
Milhouse standing despondently on a climbing frame in stormy weather.
A picture of Colin Hunt "the office joker" from The Fast Show with a colleague who finds him funny, for some reason. He's just so ... zany.
A devil flinching with text of "First of all, yikes"