Panda T. Bear

@warehousepanda.bsky.social

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Exhausted, anxious, and depressed Love spring burd migration and evening peepers, miss cicadas all year long. Help me find joy in winter, please they / them

A page from the BHF "Understanding High Cholesterol" booklet that says: Transgender people Research shows transgender (trans) people may be more likely to have high cholesterol, but the reason is not clear. Speak to your GP if you're worried about your risk of high cholesterol. Find out more about your risk at bhf.org.uk/TransHeartRisk
Selfie of me in the woods, you definitely cant see any birds in this photo
Photo of me in a clearly homemade shirt that says FUCK THE EHRC in big letters in sharpie
Photo of the world most beautiful quilt in all these shades of blue batik, it's so beautiful and you only get one if you have a great sister. In the middle of the picture is an orange cat toy, a mouse that has been pulled half apart, definitely a favourite toy
Poor quality photo (think of those grainy pictures of Bigfoot) of a black cat on a messy bed, turning to leave with an object in her mouth that she has clearly just picked up off the bed. Its not hers!
My sweet little black kitty chomping down on my hand (covered in sweatshirt sleeve) and gearing up to disembowel my forearm
Back of an ice cream van, where there's all the usual pictures of ice cream and stuff and across the back smack in the middle it says "SLOW MIND THAT CHILD" with no punctuation except the car brand logo putting a big space between MIND and THAT so it looks to me like slow mind, that child
Photo of a very normal looking pigeon, what was this man even on about, very standard pigeon here
5 satellite view of rivers, lakes and other land forms spelling out PANDA
Lost cat poster that says "answers to the name of Squeaks, very scared around people. Last seen 19th April in rear garden of [redacted]. Tabby, gray / white / brown / black. Small mark on chin, is microchipped." And there's a photo of the cat as well, very mindful, very demure
Meme from Master and Commander: April 2026: aphids are matter of Europe. Only the Panda stands before him. Flowering plants are now battlefields.
Photo of s box of Girl Scout cookies (Exploremores, which claim to be Rocky Road ice cream inspired but Im not sure how successfully they pulled it off). Next to the box is a plastic sleeve of cookies, which goes 75% of the way up the box, so clearly a "full box" of cookies is 25% air
Professionally made sign in a pile of stuff that says "We do not want solar panels. Please do not knock. Do not ring the bell. Leave our property immediately"
An ad from the 70s for "Chuck Norris Action Jeans" sold by Century Martial Arts Supply. They are advertised as having a "hidden gusset" and the slogan is "Won't bind your legs!"
Photo of a door with three signs. One says Kitchen. One says No admittance, Authorised personnel only. One is a blue square showing two heads facing each other, with arrows showing a sort of cycle or circle, one arrow pointing from one head to the other, and the other arrow pointing back from the second head to the first.
Screenshot of a Wikipedia article that just says "European goldfinches, with their 'wanton freak' and 'yellow flutterings' are among the many natural"
Photo of a duck at the edge of a pond, its mallard sized and mostly black with some mottled white on the chest, really mallardy in size and shape but the coloration is like a tufted duck has been pixelated
Black cat flopped on her side on a cushion above the wardrobe. Her head is half visible and her eye is open, starting blankly at nothing
Signpost on the street in front of a house. One sign is about parking permits but the sign on top just says "elderly people" in all caps
Photo of a sign warning about anti climb paint but its been altered to say "anti limb i aint"
People living in Littlemore have started to use the deterrent after they were rocked by tyre slashings and a suspected stabbing incident in December in Northfield Close
Feelings wheel except the sextants are Sad, Bad, Small, Critical, Afraid, and Angry. 60 negative emotions, one colorful wheel!
Photo of a small brown mouse in the grass, standing up and smelling the air. The caption says: a newly rewilded lab mouse in the field, Matthew Zipple
Biden merchandise he was forced to sell by the mall's management company
Screenshot: consistency with yourself: in 70% of the pairs you compaired in Part 1, the phrase you selected also received a higher probability value in Part 2
Photo of an educational sign in a park titled "Bird Transition" about what you see at different times of year
Screenshot of 5 spam texts in the last 36 hours
Photo of a black cat with a little white spot sitting very dignified and gazing off into the distance
Screamy little kitty yelling right in your unthinkable face
Very close up photo of a cat, 100% in your face, so close her whole face doesn't fit in frame
Two white women in the shirts, one much more tired looking than the other
Printed out sign in all caps "Please don't allow anyone to help you or be close to you" on the side of a voting booth
Selfie of a tired but happy me, in front of the green green of Thailand
Photo of books on a shelf under the sign "Boy Love", except these are books clearly showing lesbians on the cover.
Screenshot: we think we are those benefits. There's a lot of kids who find their peeps on Roblox. There are a lot of kids when they're lonely or isolated actually - I'm not going to use it as an excuse or anything - but I get a lot of calls from famous parents who said, "look, my kid would be dead if it were not for finding a community on a platform like Roblox to stay connected with.
Natural ground cover allows storm water to move more slowly and soak in. But hard surfaces like parking lots, driveways, rooftops, and performing stages greatly increase storm water runoff volume and speed, which then carry pollutants to places they can cause problems: either waterways or sewers
South Park gnomes presenting their plan to Butters, with a presentation showing Phase 1: collect underpants Phase 2: ? Phase 3: profit
Table of contents: Acknowledgement Nostradamus eat your heart out Forward Part one: communism not dead. FEMA. Privatisation. South Africa. Divide and rule. Aids created by man. Population control. Energy control. Food control. Oxygen therapy. Nuclear scam. New world order. New Zealand Guinea pig nation. Japanese real estate collapse. NZ role model for Australia. Etc
Photo of a good display with a sign that says "this is not just food, this is M&S Christmas food" but the food in the display is all Halloween candy, Hollow Head chocolates, Hallow Scream munch and Sinister Sours
Red and white sign: PUBLIC HEALTH ADVISORY with image of a fish on a plate with fork and knife with the red circle and slash meaning NO Its a lot of text about how dangerous it is to eat the brown bullheads and white suckers from the Naponset River, and you should catch and release only
Pot on a crowded bookshelf, its beautiful and also has a slew of tentacles growing out of its base
Photo of me with Felix, a beautiful little sort of mutt cattle dog, in the back seat of a car. Don't worry, we are both buckled in! I am looking at the camera but Felix is looking down bc he doesnt understand posing for photos with me
Graffiti that reads "Be indigestable, grow spikes"
Photo of a"14 Days of Halloween" advent style calendar with milk chocolate behind 14 paper doors
Halloween decoration in a store window: its a spider shape but a skeleton, as if a spider has a teeny skeleton with like, ribs and spine and stuff
Screenshot: How do you capture the frogs for the treatment? Capturing the frogs is the fun part. You just go out at night with head torches and pick them up.
Close up of a wood door with Georgia + Gingah + Carlos written in the dust, with little hearts in place of the letter o
Photo of the cut off end of a head of lettuce on the floor that some goblin brought into the bedroom, presumably the kitten who is able to jump up onto the counter and reach the food waste bin, not the elderly distinguished doyenne who was never this much of a rascal even when she could jump
Google maps screenshot showing that i should take the London underground, but the scale of the map shows all of Europe all of Africa, the whole Atlantic ocean, and the east coast of South America
Screenshot of a Google map showing that i should walk 7 minutes, take the A train to the C train, and walk a few more minutes. Except for good only knows what reason, the scale is literally Prague (where I am) at the tippy top and then zoomed out to see all of Southern Europe, Africa, and the southern ocean over Antarctica
Screenshot showing that now Google maps is directing me to change trams in Prague, so of course now it's showing me zoomed out enough to see the whole of the DRC, just a whole 2/3 of Africa. How helpful!
The world's tiniest, most adorable black kitten, only 6 weeks old, just cuter than you could ever imagine
Photo of an ad for the Museum of Communism thats 100% propaganda, with a red, fanged matrushka doll
Screenshot of a Google maps showing a tiny tiny red dot at the top, in Czechia, so zoomed out the country is not even labeled. You can see all of north africa!! Completely bizarre view.
Photo of two black cats in bed, taken from the point of view of the person in bed with them (you can see the lump shape that is my lower torso and legs under the covers). One cat is loaf-shaped on top of me, and the other is just next to us, stretched out but she has pressed herself close to my legs.
Screenshot: however, there are concerns about the huge amount of energy and water the new data centres will consume.
Photo of two perfect black cats who are definitely best friends and never fight (sarcasm). They are remarkably relaxed for how close they are together, as if to convince you they are well behaved. One is on a cardboard scratching thing and one is next to that on the floor. They are both beautiful.
Photo of an elegant black cat next to a water dish on the kitchen floor. She's looking up, because she's just been bopped in the face by the pesky young cat, who is popping her head and arm out from her hiding space inside the washing machine