Is this not the heaven that has burrowed into your mind, the place you have been yearning for? im red, nonbinary lesbian, any pronouns 18+ | everything i say is legal advice 💯🔨 @stuffedgenius.bsky.social 💘
![warcraft.wiki.gg page for "Burger"
“Work is da poop. Too hard, make me tired. Life sad. But then, burger. Burger worth it.”
— Overworked Peon, burger aficionado
Burgers, otherwise known as patties, are a vital food item, typically created by goblins. Primarily cooked on a grill then sandwiched between two pieces of bread and topped with various accoutrements, the mighty burger possesses the unique skill of rallying even beleaguered peons to work beyond their limitations.
Burgers were initially mentioned in the original World of Warcraft, wherein the beggar Topper McNabb requested one in exchange for a promise of later repayment. They were first introduced as an item in The Burning Crusade, where the Warp Burger recipe [text cuts off]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:umcdtiymep6dyhswbpitokx5/bafkreihw56thtztq7ppa43ym5qynu45oajf5pafxvkhuvfqnaxdvyogf5u)
![screenshot from mary skelter nightmares. cinderella is shown on the left with kaguya on the right.
cinderella: i suppose [kaguya's] attire kept her endowments secret... still, hiding it from us is quite rude!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:umcdtiymep6dyhswbpitokx5/bafkreia55hi7a7r7ecz7o7iepxp5ncjhefjlnnewqbwteyxglnuwn26kwy)
Is this not the heaven that has burrowed into your mind, the place you have been yearning for? im red, nonbinary lesbian, any pronouns 18+ | everything i say is legal advice 💯🔨 @stuffedgenius.bsky.social 💘