Mike Karman

@warwelf.bsky.social

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Lead Data Scientist@YagaCorp Did you stare too deeply into the data abyss and see p̶̥͗͠a̶̜̐ṱ̵͂͘t̷͈͗ẹ̴̳̰̾ȓ̷̫͐n̸̜̙̅̂̽s̶̛̤̘ that defy human comprehension? You may be entitled to compensation. Email: totallynotacurse@theysayitsaverylucrativejobfield.hex

Frank Costanza being furious that Trump would steal his move
A circa 1985 era Ben Cooper gremlins action figure that looks a lot like Rise of Desmond temporal plagiarism
JK Simmons in Burn After Reading, "Burn the body, get rid of it"
Tobias Fuenke (Arrested Development).painted head to toe in blue paint saying "I'm afraid I just blue myself"
Statue of a woman in a vibrant dress standing on a globe with a birdcage for a head and bluebirds on her hand and shoulders at the Yale Museum of British Art
Jim Downey meme template saying "Mina Kimes? the all time winningest jeopardy contestant?
an RPG character creator with a dumpy schlub holding a pewter tankard, with attribute points allocated heavily in Digestive, and very little in Respiratory, Cerebral or Muscular. Presumably the talent for Audible Breathing will come pre-selected
Egon Spengler gives Janine Melnitz the ol bedroom eyes in the real Ghostbusters cartoon. Janine surprisingly not having any of it this time
Birthday skull seals the contract - Perry bible fellowship
A scraggly twin trunked dead tree with exposed roots and branches twisting into a blue and cloudy sky
The vast expanse of Ross Island, Antarctica
The two older women from groundhog day bidding 25 cents on Larry because he's terrible
the soldier protecting the sleeping child meme but instead of daggers and bombs its diapers
Another photo of the same Ass-bar
A snuggle toothed basset hound
Count Rugen / The Six Fingered man from Princess Bride saying "I've just sucked two hours of your life away, tell me, how do you feel?"
Two kittens, one black and white and one orange, peeking out from on top of records
Promotional poster for Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling in "The Nice Guys"
A red line drawn around the entire Gulf of Mexico lining out the path of a Nascar race with mario kart jumps connecting cancun / cuba / florida