Wasd

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The lovable, huggable, feedable, living couch! Foxtaur | Fatfur | Apex Pred | 30+ | NSFW 🔞 Analog media enthusiast, dabbling TV station manager, devourer of friends

A very large St Bernard is floating towards the scent of something good off-screen, in the style of a classic Looney Tunes gag. Or at least, he would be floating, if his big belly wasn't dragging the ground.
Clip from Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Carl Brutananadilewski plays a set of flash cards during a poker game with multiple Meatwads. Carl: [playing flash cards] Two goats, a circle, a star and the letter J. A full house, and a pair. Read 'em and weep, gentlemen!
Album cover of DJ Khaled's "Suffering from Success"
A large overweight St Bernard stands next to a wood-burning smoker. The canine is wearing an ill-fitting apron with the words "Kiss the Cook" printed on the front, and "...'s tummy" written in grease to complete the sentence. The dog has a happy, silly expression on his face as he drums his tummy.
A clip from Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, in which Space Ghosts asks Dave Grohl (lead singer of the Foo Fighters) "What's the deal with foo?"
A pile of election mail, voters guides, reminders to vote in the form of fake scratch-offs, endorsements of candidates and handwritten appeals to vote. Also a cookbook and a slender volume on Bonsai. And a sneaker.
A CRT TV playing an episode of Street Fighter. A lava lamp, a stack of VHS tapes and a replica of Majora's mask sits next to the TV. The wall behind contains shelves of even more tapes and media.
A St Bernard stands in a doorway and peers over his bulging, squirming gut. Art by DulyNoted
A mostly white cat partially blocks a computer monitor, watching the screen intently. The monitor is displaying the game WEBFISHING. A user-made character is holding a salmon.
A screenshot of an article from The Atlantic titled "No One Knows How Big Pumpkins Can Get", with the description "A decade ago, the world's heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. Now the 3,000-pound mark is within sight." Includes a photo of a giant pumpkin being measured. Article by Yasmin Tayag. Photo credit Alex Washburn / AP
A screenshot of the game Webfishing. A canine is standing in a forest holding a fishing rod, a hungry expression on his face, reeling in a fish from a pond off-screen. The perspective of the screenshot implies that the viewer is the fish, moments away from becoming the canine's lunch!