The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 28d

In a new statement, Sen. Mitch McConnell said he “didn't have a heart attack or a stroke” and had recently moved from the hospital to a rehabilitation center, providing the latest update on his health after weeks of silence. https://wapo.st/4f6F6Le

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NEVERTRUSTER (BROKE CAPS KEY) · 28d

IM SORRY UNTIL THEY ALLOW SOMEONE FROM OUR PARTY OR SOMEONE THAT IS NON PATISAN I DONT BELIEVE IT WHY DID THEY WAIT SO LONG HUH NOPE IM SORRY IM NOT CONVINCED ORRRRRRRRRR WHY DIDNT THEY JUST DO SOME FACE TIME IF THEY CAN TAKE A PICTURE THEY CAN SHOW A STREAM OR RECORDING THAT SHAT ISNT REAL PERIOD

Kirk Murphy · 28d

A miraculous recovery for an 84 year-old who is widely reported to have received in home CPR for cardiac arrest on June 14. "For patients [aged 80-89] with witnessed OHCA [out of hospital cardiac arrest] of cardiac aetiology found in a shockable rhythm, survival was higher: 15% "

𝓑𝓵𝓾𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 ✿ 𝓕𝓸𝓻 𝓐𝓵𝓵 · 28d

And if you believe the Washington Post, you must be MAGA

Doug Profitt · 28d

Jim from Michigan · 28d

That b!tch Mitch has rigor tortoise.

Kilgore Trout · 28d

I'm pretty sure I saw this episode on the original Star Trek

Jon Stahl · 28d

This is incredibly unconvincing.

erikalynne · 28d

Although, investigative reporting is, in fact, dead.

J🐰rg Lippmann 🇪🇺🇬🇱 · 28d

He is also eager to go on his next mountain hike and has a renewed interest in waterskiing.

Alex Blackwell · 28d

The modern day version of a hostage photo.

Defiant Kracken🩵🧿🫡🇺🇸 · 28d

Until we know more 📌, I’m viewing this as panic due to the very sudden passing of Miss Lindsey. My eye is on August 3rd. Watch this space. 👀 Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Brian Wooton · 28d

This was him a little over a month ago.

@allysmith.bsky.social · 28d

‘I did not have a heart attack or a stwoke..’

BosGrl · 28d

Is he holding that newspaper for proof?

The right honourable Prime Minister · 28d

Newspaper in his hand for proof of life...

Treboros · 28d

Paywall. I don't do those.

Larkin · 28d

Looks AI generated

colognialista.bsky.social · 28d

Is that a hand puppet she's controlling with her hand?

Jim Hickman · 28d

Mitch said he had no plans to visit Ukraine.

@smushface.bsky.social · 28d

Mitch is also a proven liar. But you state media hacks have been pushing Republican lies for years.

Sharyn · 28d

Live interview please

Fun Puns 24 · 28d

Seriously is the photo real or if it is recent? He looks in better health than he looked 5 years ago!

badgerbluebelle · 28d

Either Mitch is Benjamin Button or that photo is painstakingly retouched.

@quandia.bsky.social · 28d

Graham made my dad, and McConnell ruined it.

@drdreydel.bsky.social · 28d

Gee wiz holding a newspaper with a completely different article than the paper it is supposedly from has today… Oh and not a peep about his old pal Lindsey. I miss when media actually did work.

Applechunks 🙈🙉🙊 · 28d

Hey WP. Are you sure the Mitch photo was not AI?

Frau Cernik · 28d

Surely this is not a current photo, he looks 10 years younger .

Dan · 28d

McConnell “said”? I’m not a journalist but a more accurate summary would be “a statement was issued in McConnell’s name saying…” and it might also point out that if the statement were true, it would be easy for his office to release a video of the alive McConnell yet they haven’t done so yet.

FreeJazz · 28d

⚰️ please join your buddy Lindsey ASAP⚰️

Elon Putz 🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ · 28d

Is Elaine stealing his life force?

@puzzaddisi.bsky.social · 28d

Yep… definitely “cleaned up” by AI

@bwreitz.bsky.social · 28d

Why is retirement not a thing for these fucking ghouls?

Ted808 · 28d

See? The hostage lives. Now send the damn cash or he'll get sent down the Lindsey path.

Vin · 28d

“Said.” Like the words came out of his mouth?

@lesliem16.bsky.social · 28d

Hey WaPo don’t you realize they have used this old photo in a fraudulent manner?

🇨🇦Cathy Canucks(🇬🇱🇺🇦) · 28d

Why does Elaine only have 1 earring on?

@rwt15.bsky.social · 28d

Ok then why did he wait weeks to say so. People think he is lying.

@jakegr.bsky.social · 28d

Why the 4 weeks of silence?

@re-balance.bsky.social · 28d

"It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive." - The Princess Bride

Joe Cantwell · 28d

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Princess of Ely · 28d

Mitch McConnell did not SAY anything. This is a press release. You have no idea whether he wrote it, his staff wrote it, or whether this photograph is AI, which I suspected it is. None of this is proof of life, and for you to report it as such is inaccurate. When you hear Mitch McConnell talk, THEN…

@squiglyh20.bsky.social · 27d

This photo is fake AI slop. Is WaPo to lazy to notice the Boston Globe in the pic is fr 2024?

artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve · 28d

Why did she go to China after he went to the hospital?

mariser · 28d

"mild pneumonia". sure Mitchie, a mild pneumonia dancing cheek-to-cheek w a mild stroke

SL Mantha · 28d

What's the date on that 'proof of life' newspaper?

Ahoel · 28d

Why is he sitting in a hospital bed in jeans and a button down?