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Receipt screenshot segment for dang ol' Anamanaguchi tickets
A Bsky tag indicating that the dipshit in question joined in the Maddow wave of November 2024
Tweet by @ProBirdRights I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?
A screenshot of Sonic's "America $2.50" menu, featuring a "Red, White and Blue Slush Float" (tbh it sounds hella nasty mostly because blue raspberry is an abomination), Jr. Double Cheeseburger, All-American Dog (regular ol' hot dog), and medium onion rings. That's it that's the whole menu.
Tweet by @normal_now 2019-02-26: Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school
Nvidia's GeForce 3D Vision glasses from ~2010
An F-4 military jet flyover among the balloons in the sky takes place just before kickoff for the Dallas Cowboys 24-3 victory over the Miami Dolphins in Super Bowl VI on January 16, 1972 at Tulane Stadium in New Orleans, Louisiana. Source: https://www.nfl.com/photos/the-art-of-the-flyover-0ap3000000934319
A nice bumpy plastic-sealed wedge of parmigiano reggiano
All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up [images of assorted crossed-out computers, kiosks, loudspeakers, etc.] To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To > And I Will Never Speak To You < I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue
DOJA CAT: @elonmusk put the audio post feature back on this app. Thanks, you hairless no-neck havin, chimpanzee. Face look like it was drawn from memory. When u swim on ur back at the beach shit look like a man o' war. Hourglass ankles. Not tryna be mean though sorry.
A screenshot of Super Mario Bros. 3 with an absolutely furious Sun in the upper left corner
Tweet from Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio, 2017-01-23: Tired of your computer running slow? Tired of losing files? Tired? Really tired? Exhausted? Desperate for one moment of true rest? Tired?
screencap from I Think You Should Leave "Prank Show" sketch, with Tim Robinson as Carmine Laguzio covered in about fifteen pounds of old-man prosthetic makeup & body suit. He is declaring that there is too much fucking shit on him.
Jim Downey, appearing on the "Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend" podcast, requests clarification.
A Bluesky tag indicating that OP is a member of the dipshit lib incursion of November 2024, along with the Dreamworks-smirking Temu Memoji PFP signifying that there is a lump of damp oatmeal where a brain should go.
The Good Smile Company Nendoroid figures of Nick Wild and Judy Hopps from Zootopia. Nick's product number is 1311, Judy's is 1312.
Tweet from mr fella @prolezone: how the fuck r u talking about pronouns in a romance language. you think shoes are girls dip shit
Maui from Moana, who certainly has nipples. I can't believe I had to go double-check this, thanks Disney.
An excerpted frame from Achewood: Semi-bipedal cat Roast Beef Kazenzakis recoils in secondhand embarrassment, declaring "Oh man that is mega nasty That is dog shit"
A chart correlating a steady increase in average global temperature with a roughly logarithmic decrease in the number of pirates
the above reply from @nora.zone present and visible in my Notifications -> Mentions tab
November 22, 2013; the Xbox One release date
The poo emoji engulfed in hand-drawn flames with a wild glint in its eyes
The article's title poorly truncated but Bsky's card generator into "The Left Doesn't Hate Technology, We Hate Being"
A panel of Cosmo from Chainsaw Man saying "Halloween!" to some guy.
Ray Smuckles of Achewood driving the ED'S PANS... van? box on wheels. whatever. "I wish in the past I had tried more things 'cause now I know that being in trouble is a fake idea"
A blonde, bird-nosed lion-man covered in brown fur with heterochromia and a snake for a left arm. It's Xavier: Renegade Angel.
Tweet from mr fella @prolezone: how the fuck r u talking about pronouns in a romance language. you think shoes are girls dip shit
ZERO results found for "yarvin" in the Epstein docs? woooooooow
A side-by-side comparison of Disney's Hall of Presidents' animatronic homunculi of Donald Trump. The newer version, which unfortunately looks more like the real guy, is on the left. The original, which is rumored to have been constructed from a hastily adjusted visage of Hillary Clinton, is on the right.
Tweet from BAKOON @BAKKOOONN, 2015-08-19: ahh yeah here he comes, big double d, r budd dwyer himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart
A monochrome drawing of a dove carrying a flailing, coiled venomous snake captioned BE KIND BE READY
A slightly kludgy-looking two-story structure made of playing cards. From WIRED video @ https://youtu.be/5F6j4e1C4Zk
Tweet from FBI @jaboukie, 2020-01-20: Just because we killed MLK doesn't mean we can't miss him.
Tweet from @drummatick, date unknown: Many of you might not agree but this is how peak career trajectory looks like [LinkedIn screenshot of a profile's Experience section: Microsoft 22 yrs 4 mos Principal Software Development Engineer Apr 2001-Jul 2022 - 21 yrs 4 mos Principal Performance Architect, Full-time Jul 2022-Jul 2023 1 yr 1 mo Chehalis, Washington, United States Goose Farmer Self-employed Jul 2023 - Present - 10 mos On-site]
The scarab-shaped device from Guillermo del Toro's Cronos (1992)
Tweet from Louise Mensch, @LouiseMensch - 8:54 AM, 19 July 2017 My sources say the death penalty, for espionage, being considered for @StevenKBannon. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this. 185 Retweets 450 Likes
No Man's Sky's major updates on January 8, January 29, February 12, March 26, and June 4 of 2025
The 1992 Incredible Crash Dummies Crash Taxi
Re-l Mayer from animated series Ergo Proxy pointing a short-barreled pump action shotgun at you. Yes, you. It is a threat.
An excerpt of the Search page on X The Everything App, Where I Do My Banking And Find Dates, with the search term "(from:grok) filter:replies" maintaining a fully intact media tab because the foul Boer's remaining skeleton workforce of endangered H1B employees didn't have time to disable every method of finding MechaHitler's image outputs.
a fake Bleacher Report infographic of the NBA commissioner Adam Silver captioned with a fake quote of him saying, "Get ready to learn Chinese buddy"
Phoenix Wright pointing and yelling
Adam Sandler's cameo in The Hot Chick (2002) wherein he, as the Mambuza Bongo Guy (had to look that up) points to an object and declares "You can put your weed in there."
A four-frame comic by Reddit user Reachling: The first three frames are lawyers peeking out from assorted fences and foliage inquiring about tree law. The fourth panel is a parade of attorneys holding torches and an aggrieved man aloft chanting TREE! LAW! with straight up cash money raining from the sky
A 3D render of a platter full of assorted food-like items in approximate cube shapes. One set sort of resembles cereal treats, another is vaguely steak-like, a pair of maybe salmon cubes are toward the back, with a few chunky protein bars and up front look like a pile of meat slabs not unlike raw tuna, each the approximate size and shape of a metal ingot. It's from a Warframe screenshot, and VERY heavily cropped since the whole image is like six layers of spoilers deep.
crisp mattman @ cushbomb This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history. 11:00 AM · Jan 20, 2017
An (ill-advised?) advertisement for the 1995 U.S. release of classic SNES RPG EarthBound, with the tagline "Because This Game Stinks" and an illustration of an opaque cloud of malodour between the two pages of entirely too much text.
https://www.instagram.com/andthankyou/p/C14_OYHxuYt/
A diagram from The Weather Network of the Oceangate Titan's crew compartment and arrangement of five passengers.
@rapsheet.bsky.social Joined Nov '24
KIT INCLUDES: 2 ROLLS 1 BRUSHED STAINLESS STEEL HOLDER
Jim Downey, appearing on the "Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend" podcast, requests clarification.
Tweet from @dril 2017-02-15: issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
Will Stancil, at his posting station, saying that he has saved some of the screenshots because they were being deleted. This is from a YouTube video titled "AI bot Grok makes disturbing posts about Minneapolis man".
Star Wars opening crawl correction: Episode IX THE RISE OF SKYWALKER PALPATINE is talking SHIT on the RADIO IN FORTNITE
Tweet from @InternetHippo, 2017-07-01: Just got back from the centrist rally. Amazing turnout. Thousands of people holding hands and chanting "Better things aren't possible"
Three comic panels of an incredibly, catastrophically ripped Batman suplexing a (white supremacist, but that's redundant) cop to the extreme detriment of the latter's skeleton and soft tissues.
A poster for the 2001 movie adaptation of Waiting For Godot. Y'know, like the game engine.