@wayfaringwizard.bsky.social

@wayfaringwizard.bsky.social

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I borrow and redistribute memes, i don't own or lay claim to anything I post and if there's source please let me know so I can properly attribute it. I try to give good alt text for all the memes but if you have any suggestions for alterations let me know!

Picture of a tree torn out of the ground by the wind and blocking a city street
a twitter post by boss @boss on_here that says "that's lawslop your honor. You're only enforcing it to maintain social order"
a video of a cat that jumps up to a kitchen counter top and then the camera person pets, pats, slinkies, and helicopters their tail all in a sped up and funny mish mash of video edits
a post by charlesoberonn that says, "Cave Johnson here. I've been thinking. We have gay pride and we have gender envy. What other deadly sins can we incorporate? Maybe bisexual sloth? Lesbian wrath? I'll talk to the lab boys about it." "Cave Johnson here. Update: The Lesbian Wrath project is postponed indefinitely. My condolences to the families of the deceased. Though let's be honest, they probably had it coming."
A picture of Jerma from the Christmas special with lots of sparkles and butterflies superimposed on it that says "Sparkle on! It's Thursday! Don't forget to be yourself!"
an image that says "Today will be okay even if have to mold it that way with my bare fucking hands." it's a picture of a sandwich, pack of cigarettes and a 32oz Modelo beer on a table outside likely on a porch with the sun shining in the background
just when you think vegetables don't have phones onion rings...
a beautiful picture of a sunrise or sunset on a beach with a blurry out of focus opossum at the foreground of the photo looking directly at the camera
a meme with the text "i ordered an iced coffee this morning and the barista wrote "spring is here!💜" on the cup and when i saw it i said yaaaaaay and hit this face, and the picture is of an incredibly joyous, poorly drawn open mouthed face, possibly that of a small rodent with two big buckteeth
photo of a forms question with multiple choice answers, the question asks: "Are you trans/lgbtq+?” and the answers are "Yes", "No", "Maybe", "I prefer not to say", and "Canadian applicant"
Image of a multiple choice question test with a picture of the acute toxicity hazardous materials symbol asking what does it mean. The two choices are: 1. Fun Pirate Drink and 2. It can make you very ill. The person taking the test has chosen the first option
The image shows a well-known media blunder from a BBC News broadcast regarding the Lunar New Year where the BBC News subtitle system mistakenly declared the start of the "year of the whores" instead of the "year of the horse"
a reddit post in r/mewgenics by FloofOfChaos saying "Why does my cat look like JD Vance?" With an image of a cat icon that does indeed look like the baby face JD Vance meme
a 4 panel vertical comic of a dog pushing a boulder size tennis ball up a mountain like Sisyphus, they get it to the top where it rests momentarily before rolling back down and the dog chases it happily
a post by Vivian @Suchnerve saying "economy so bad you can only rent the libs"
A picture of a text exchange between two people, presumably a property manager and a tenant. Property manager: "Are your issues with bugs around the exterior or the house." Tenant: "That is correct." then a snippet of a ticket resolution field filled out saying: "On 6/7/25 tenant stated bugs were seen outside no issue to resolve as bugs live outside."
a boat with a tarp over it making it look like the character Homsar from Homestar Runner
An image of a small baby white seal pup on a gravely ground with mountains in the background and the text "How it feels" superimposed on top
two stinkbugs on a letter with a cute heart drawn between them, the image is a meme of a Valentine's day card that says in awful flaming letters "stinkbuks" and underneath "to:" and "fro:"
An image of a cat almost smirking with the text "they cannot outsmart you if you are not smart"
an image of a post by user EbayPreloved that has been flagged because "somewhere in your reblog there might be adult content" but the image in the post is of a vintage Douglas "Little Cuddlers" Dinnie the Dinosaur plush toy who is a white and round stegosaurus with rainbow fins on his back. the lad is an absolute unit, one big chumbly boi
two posts from a 4chan thread, the first says "Favorite conspiracy /x/?" with the reply underneath that says "Perscription medication is named after the elf that made it"
an image of a tweet from @DontShowYourCat of an orange cat with a party hat and bib that both say "party animal" the tweet text says "everyone is invited"
an image of a cute toy plush based on the M18A1 Claymore anti-personnel mine, featuring ironic text "FRONT TOWARD FRIEND" as opposed to the normal text "FRONT TOWARDS ENEMY" it has a charming smile and two little legs
an image of a tweet by @BanditBunnies that says "To enjoy life, you're gonna need 2-3 employed friends and 2-3 completely unemployable friends"
a meme with the top text "When your friends haven't posted anything all day" using a frame from the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders, featuring the character Jean Pierre Polnareff asking a police officer "Where's the trash, buddy?"
an image of a map of eastern Europe where Russia has a poorly drawn "squatting slav" with adidas tracksuit and a bottle of vodka in each hand super imposed over the shape to insinuate that they are related
big floppa, a caracal, laying down like a sphinx with a sewn ball in their forepaws. They have a happy expression on their face with eyes closed and mouth slightly agape.
a passage from a sermon of Henry Scott-Holland's, a priest at St. Paul's Cathedral in London. The text says: "Death is nothing at all. It does not count. I have only slipped away into the next room. Nothing has happened. Everything remains exactly as it was. I am I, and you are you, and the old life that we lived so fondly together is untouched, unchanged. Whatever we were to each other, that we are still. Call me by the old familiar name. Speak of me in the easy way which you always used. Put no difference into your tone. Wear no forced air of solemnity or sorrow. Laugh as we always laughed at the little jokes that we enjoyed together. Play, smile, think of me, pray for me. Let my name be ever the household word that it always was. Let it be spoken without an effort, without the ghost of a shadow upon it. Life means all that it ever meant. It is the same as it ever was. There is absolute and unbroken continuity. What is this death but a negligible accident? Why should I be out of mind because I am out of sight? I am but waiting for you, for an interval, some-where very near, just round the corner. All is well.
a meme with the text: Me at work: I bust my ass at this job. I'm the backbone of this company. I need a raise. Also me at work: *an image of two coworkers in a warehouse setting, one of which is hanging from a ceiling fixture while pallet wrap that looks like spider mans web shooting from his hand is wrapped and immobilizing another coworker who's holding a bottle of mountain dew*
a meme with the title: Me trying to make anyone at all feel better with the following text/images What physical coping mechanism can I provide u with Do u wanna smoke (with a picture of a pipe with weed) Wanna go get a drink (with a picture of an oversized mug of beer in a hand) Are u hungry lil bop bop (with a picture of a blonde woman with a half smile holding a platter of food) credit: @bunnymemes
a tumblr post by Evan Lahti @ELahti that says: "Pretty nice sale going on for Naruto on Steam, down from its usual price of 184 quadrillion dollars." With an image of NARUTO SHIPPUDEN: Ultimate Ninja STORM Bundle in cart with a crossed out price of $184,467,440,737,005,620.00 and the discounted price of -$5.61.
picture of a large snapping turtle with black sunglasses resting as if they were wearing them and their mouth wide open with text underneath that just says: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
The image is a screenshot of a chat log within a game, where a player named William Hobbs messages: "dont worry guys" and then "i have a plan" the game then displays a message in chat that William Hobbs has left the game.
This is a comic strip from the webcomic OneGiantHand. It starts with a police officer having pulled over a car and the officer asks "DO YOU KNOW WHY I PULLED YOU OVER, SIR? YOUR LICENSE PLATE SAYS "DILBERT FUCKER". YOU CAN'T HAVE FUCKED DILBERT, SIR. DILBERT IS A CARTOON CHARACTER." The man inside the car says: "CALL SCOTT ADAMS. HE'LL CONFIRM IT." The police officer on the phone: "HELLO, SCOTT ADAMS? THIS IS THE POLICE. I HAVE A MAN HERE WHO CLAIMS HE FUCKED DILBERT... ...UH HUH... ...I SEE... ...UH HUH... BUT... BUT HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?" The pulled over man as he lowers his sunglasses and speeds away: "I'M THE DILBERT FUCKER, BABY!"
The image is a social media post by Arv @Oxy9994 showing a computer mouse resting on a small prayer rug, used as a mousepad, accompanied by a caption. The text reads: "I don't aimtrain I say insha'Allah and peek". "Insha'Allah" is an Arabic phrase meaning "God willing". "Aimtrain" and "peek" are gaming terms related to practicing shooting accuracy and quickly looking around a corner in a game, respectively.
a three panel comic of a Chinese dragon walking bipedally with a red ball, they approach a rock on the ground and trip and in the final frame they take a stereotypical pose in mid-air that normally looks majestic but is clear in this scenario is completely accidental from tripping, the red ball also takes appearance of a red sun as it's in mid-air also
a picture with a Peiste and a bowl of shucked corn cobs with the text "I will wanch over the Corn tonight. I go head and get some sleep."
an image of the character card from a super smash Bros game with donkey Kong giving a less than enthusiastic smile and a thumbs up. The text on top says "How's life?" The text on the bottom (which is supposed to indicate the computers difficulty for that character) says "Very Hard"
a silly low quality image of a whale with text that says "listen, i have about 14 contacts in my phone and if u use that phrase again ill have about 13"
a three frame picture of Stephen Fry saying "If you are physically bullied, the best thing to say is 'no, no, no, don't do that, you'll give me an erection.'"
a Tumblr post by user alopiidae with text at the top that says ...shark boyfriends......... With a drawn picture of two cute sharks touching noses, with a reply by thetroublesofbeingtrans that says "this is what true love looks like"
Post on Tumblr of an image of a creature designed in the game Spore, it's a green slug with the word "FUCK" in all caps as part of the creature on top of the slugs back. The text says "say hello to the fuck slug" and someone commented "Hello sluck flug"
image of a post by yabkat aka @ohen39 with text saying "wife: just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it me: (peeing on jellyfish] this is for stinging my wife"
a picture of a beagle in the background with his eyes dropping and his tongue lolling while in the foreground the photographer has a lit cigarette in their hand
an image of a post with text that says "if yer man enjoys a wee finger up the bum during a sookie. U dont cast that stuff up, in front of his mum, just cos ur losing at monopoly"
An image of a four-panel meme featuring a joke about ghosts. Person 1: "do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" Person 2: "i really dont" Person 1: "that's the spirit." Source: palestass
an image of SpongeBob SquarePants from the movie when he "drops his contact lens", he's squinting and half smiling with the text "when you feel yourself being annoying but you can't stop"
tumblr post by sassking-trevor with text that says "My friend with a weird yet harmless kink: have this weird yet harmless kink Me, a loving and supportive friend that doesn't judge them for their weird yet harmless kink:" A picture shown of a Froot Loops ad with the phrase "Whatever Froots your Loops!"
Title text says: The "hey we should jam sometime" starter pack and has images of acoustic drum boxes, a can of PBR, a man with a ukulele, a broken snare drum, a squier guitar head and a short black mustache with the phrases: "Are you in tune?" "The progression is G Em C D" "Let me take this solo" "Do you have a capo?" "Hey can we switch to blues?
picture of a chair that looks like a skeleton with its mouth open and a red hued zoom in on its face looking zooted with text that says "when you try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing your heart rate with no changes in exhaustion"
a real life disturbing "balloon-animal" version of Snake from Metal Gear Solid is edited into the game hiding in cover from a guard
The image displays a social media post with two replies discussing hypothetical jobs within a leftist commune. The initial post with an edited pfp image of Steban the student communist from the game Disco Elysium asks "whats your job on the leftist commune?? im gonna be leading discussion on theory some days, making clothes from scraps other days, and making lattes whenever needed" Another user with the edited pfp of Evrart Claire from Disco Elysium replies they would be a "political officer that beats the shit out of all the people who think reading tarot cards is labor".
The image is of a Soviet-designed BMP-1 infantry fighting vehicle with large, round fenders humorously modified to resemble buttocks. The text says "Everyone is so mean 2 me 💔"
message exchange between two users, the user Gern asks Fin, "can you draw a griffin fursona? Fin responds with a picture of Peter Griffin from Family Guy as a furry and says "Like this?" Gern replies "No like the mythical creature"
Twitter post by @tonyhawktruther quoting post by Archaeology & Art which shows an elaborate ivory pie crimper. The text of the archaeology post says "Whaler made scrimshawed whale ivory Sea Horse pie crimper, circa 1850" @tonyhawktruther responds "String of words your grandpa lets out when he stubs his toe"
post by user "markovchaingang" that says : "men and women are not opposites. men and Women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers"