Wayne Gio (Not So Good at This Comic)

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Comics: Not So Good At This, Sad Pirate & the official Piff the Magic Dragon comic. The Australian half of @nicepodbud along with @7billionneedles https://linktr.ee/waynegio?utm_source=linktree_profile_share He/Him They/Them

Alright this one starts off with two people having a chat.

one of them is a very important looking type. You know, the kinda person who wears a tie. They are standing around a TV. The less important looking but equally valued person, after all, every one of us is important to someone, is smugly saying

"I'm making movies that Hollywood is too afraid to put out there."

The tie wearing guy is looking rather intrigued by this statement.

"Here is my first feature for your consideration" they continue.

The title "Predator Beginnings is emblazoned on the screen.

We jump forward in time by 277 minutes and the credits are rolling.

a little disturbed Mr tie-wearer says his first words since the movie began.

"That was over four and a half hours of predators giving birth." The equally valued person is looking a little sheepish. maybe there's some shame there. who knows.

But tie guy quickly exclaims

"we'll take it!"

Much to the joy of the film maker.

This comic exists thank to the support of patrons like Ryan G, who knows a good movie when he sees it.

That's the comic.

A drawing of a cat who is a stand-up comedian. He stands on a stage in front of a brick wall. to his left is a stool with a carton of ilk on it. To his right is a microphone stand. He looks like he may be bombing.