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media obsession dumpster. danmei et al. expect: nsfw, problematic things. all ships. occasional off topic thoughts. 双聂4evr

Pic of Wang Yizhou and Zhu Zanjin posing for photos. Wyz, wearing blue pants and a black tshirt is giving a thumb up, ZZJ wearing a white tshirt and an oversized army green jacket is doing a v sign.
“No one can hear us now,” Lan Wangji states, quietly. “Oh?” Huaisang tries, tentatively, in his normal voice. It must have been a noise cancelling talisman. But why on Earth? What is Lan Wangji trying to do to him? Kill him for all the incriminating information he holds, perhaps? Huaisang has been so good about telling people. He has barely made insinuations, even though it took all his self-restraint. Before he can come to any meaningful conclusion, Wangji’s hand returns to his wrist, but this time, he’s being yanked around, and turned, stood back against the wall. And suddenly, Lan Wangji’s face is very close to his, and his hawklike eyes are poring into Huaisang’s and it’s very … very … “Hi,” Huaisang says, a little flustered. This situation is beginning to feel a lot like some of the things he has been thinking about. But certainly, that’s not what Lan Wangji is intending, here … right? “Uhm,” Huaisang says. “What are we doing?”
coordinate system meme with the poles of the x-axis reading "it was always going to end this way" (left) and "it didn't have to end this way" (right), while the poles of the y-axis read "you had no control" (bottom) and "you were in control" (top). the quadrants are labelled: "self fulfilling prophecy" (top left), "it's all your fault" (top right), "the horror of inevitability" (bottom left) and "they let you down" (bottom right). bang in the middle of it all, there's a pic of lan xichen, experiencing horror.
photo of a baking sheet of red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting and grated strawberry yoghurt chocolate on top
Screenshot from CQL of drunk Lan Wangji holding his fat cock(s) in a betrespassed yard. Overlaid is a tumblr ask by Anonymous, reading: "chickens r fat or skinmy. depends."
Top-down photo into a bowl of soup with carrots and semolina dumplings. Some of the carrots are orange, some are purple. The broth is vibrantly purple too.
A calico cat lying on a bed, facing the camera with a very alert look on her face.