jasmine

@wayslidecool.bsky.social

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hello! i am an artist who actually doesn't post much art here. but i write a comic you can read at @goobergrove.bsky.social 25 / she/her

Take the Yum-Bot Simulator 2 challenge! How many consecutive perfects in Yum-Bot Simulator 2 can you achieve in one hour? No perfects at all - Defective Pudding 1 perfect - Needs Maintenance 2 perfects - Reboot Yourself 3 perfects - Emergency Averted 4-5 consecutive perfects - Yum-Bot Appreciator 6-10 consecutive perfects - Custard Connoisseur 11-15 consecutive perfects - Pudding Pro 16-20 consecutive perfects - Sunglasses Guy 21-25 consecutive perfects - Yum-Bot Sicko 26+ consecutive perfects - Ultimate Flan Freak Good luck!
Sneak peek of Goober Grove 200. Rosco is gesturing to his time machine (really just a stolen convenience store fridge) and saying "Yeah, that's right, baby, it's my time machine again!"
A Balatro setup with two Blueprints, a Baron, a Brainstorm, a Mime, and a Golden Ticket. The boss blind is The Plant, which debuffs all Face Cards. The build in question is entirely sustained by Kings.
Screenshot of my Balatro profile, showing 100% progress on all areas.
A screenshot of Love Lab from Rhythm Heaven DS. The girl you play as is labelled "Me" and the scientist she has a crush on is labelled "Butch?"
The Fly-Fivers from Rhythm Heaven Groove standing in front of the burning Twin Towers.
Screenshot of the characters in Sweeper Star, comprising of four men in a pop idol group.
Sequels that add new cues: Brolly Good Show 2, Ribbit Rocket 2, Alien Alphabet 2, Hoop Trundling 2, Backup Spotlight 2, Flutter Speed 2, Sweeper Star 2, Lightning Bolting 2, Soccer Dreams 2, Crab Snacks 2, Quick Hands 2, Spirit Slasher 2, Wiper Bosses 2, A for Effort 2, Space Sentry 2, Germ Aerobics 2, Feeding the Beast 2, High-Five Fever 2 Sequels that don't: Stop N Go N Stop 2, Fruit Flex 2, Hop, Stop N Roll 2, Yum-Bot Simulator 2, Sneezy Moon 2, Hop N Slide 2, Disc Dog 2, Can Do 2, Soda Hop 2, Slice N Dice Kitchen 2, Pop, Don't Drop 2, Synchro Wings 2
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A collection of iZ toys. iZ is a creature with a button on its stomach, googly eyes, a funnel-shaped mouth, horn shaped ears, an antenna, and three legs. One standard iZ toys is surrounded by several small McDonald's Happy Meal versions.
A poor attempt at drawing a car in a future Goober Grove comic. Its hideous shape baffles and vexes me
Marge: [yawn] Lisa, what in the heck are you doing? Lisa: Oh, it's for my Junior Achievers Club. We're trying to earn money by recycling. Bart: Oh, recycling is useless, Lis. Once the sun burns out, this planet is doomed. You're just making sure we spend our last days using inferior products.
A screenshot of the Likes of the first post in the thread, showing that Chiitan liked it.
Legs looking at a singular Krusty the Clown.
Team Mascot Zombie, a variant of the Chicken Wrangler designed for Lawnbowl. There is a variant with a mascot costume resembling a chicken, a variant without the mascot costume showing a zombie wearing a basketball jersey with a Z painted over its eye, and a Technical Fowl, a zombie chicken with a basketball jersey.
Shit, it's Roger isn't it, it's gonna be Roger.
Drawing as myself as a Hex Maniac holding a glass of warm tap water. Per the original tweet, my boobs are small.
Super Mario Titans ice cream elephant
A Pokémon card of Cara Liss, a woman with pale skin, a black bob cut, and a white lab coat wearing mismatched fingers with mud tracked over her hands, face, and coat.
A Holy Trinity diagram featuring Luigi in the center, and Mama Luigi (The Mama), Gay Luigi (The Gay), and Weegee (The Unholy Weegee) surrounding him. it clarifies that The Mama, The Gay, and The Unholy Weegee are not all one another, but they are all Luigi.
A discord conversation between me and my friend, dated to March 20th, 2020. Me: hemulen from the moomins has almost caught up with fat dog mendoza... we gotta figure out how to get fat dog ahead [friend posts a link] Friend: Try spreading this link Me: it let me vote again! Friend: That is, if you are okay with underhanded tactics. Me too Me: YAY! fat dog goes up TWO POINTS! Friend: But if someone unknowingly clicks this... they will be forced to vote for him again Me: i really hope that fat dog wins Friend: Me too. And this is not just any Fat Dog Me: it would be so funny to see on the main page Friend: This is Fat Dog Mendoza from Hazbin Hotel, whose avatar is Fat Pog Mendoza, an image originating from the Fat Dog Swing
Artwork of Honeybun, an Ooze-type Critters. It is a rabbit-shaped creature made of snack cakes. Description: Sweet nectars ooze from its spiral-shaped face. While oft hunted for their taste, their populations rebound every spring.
Artwork of Tosh, an anthropomorphic flower urchin from Splatoon wearing a flannel shirt, a large floppy hat, thick glasses, and holding a baritone saxophone.
A Mii of Peanut Bong, a rubberhose cartoon character whose head resembles both a peanut and a bong.
F Unown from Pokemon.
screenshot of a cutscene from WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Party Game$! showing Jimmy T's ex looking at him in a bar
Razzlyn is married to Kasane Teto, and has a daughter named Paige with her. Jasmine is married to Tosh, and has a daughter named Violet with them. Paige and Violet are dating. Tisha is married to Jen Joker. Rosco is married to Rouxls. Kimiko is married to Kee-Kee. Kimiko is exes with the Princess, who has a crush on Cynthia, who has a crush on Georgetta. Georgetta is dating Efflam. Coach Z and Greedy both have crushes on Efflam. Frankenstein has a crush on Greedy. Razzlynette has a crush on Razzlynella, who is dating Flattery. Dystivia is dating Miss Zarves. Nanci is dating N. Formant. Ji-eun has a crush on Niq, who has a crush on Maxi, who has a mutual crush with Marge. Indrid, Crazy Dave, Jimmy T, Jimmy T's ex, Mother Nature, and Daddy Electric are currently uninvolved in any relationships.
A screenshot of Tomodachi Life. Miis of Razzlyn, Teto, and Razzlynella, alongside Razzlyn and Teto's daughter Paige, are all seen at a table eating large estrogen pills with forks.
Video of Tomodachi Life. Eight Miis all agree that Razzlyn is a fashion icon.
S-Tier: Greedy, The Nanny A-Tier: Miss Information, Dr. Zomboss, Zombert B-Tier: Anti-Bully Squad, General Camo C-Tier: Hunterria D-Tier: Lucky
Screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream showing an image of Violet, a child Mii who largely resembles Tosh from Splatoon, albeit with longer hair and pink rectangular glasses.
A screenshot of the cutscene of raising a baby in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. I am holding up a television with an image of Dorkus and Pinter from Planet Sheen on it. Tosh from Splatoon is standing next to me holding a camera. The baby says "Dorkus and Pinter gaping!"
Screenshot of a Mii of Flattery McKinley in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. They have purple skin and an octopus for their hair. Their birthday is January 7, 1977, making them 49 years old. Their gender is nonbinary, their dating preferences are female and nonbinary, their pronouns are they/them, and their personality type is an Ambitious Maverick.
A screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. A Mii of myself is holding up a TV with an image of Dorkus and Pinter from Planet Sheen gaping on it.
Miis of Niq Nyong'o, Flattery McKinley, and Nanci Grackle.
Razzlynella and Flattery McKinley fall in love in Tomodachi Life.
Screenshot of Tomodachi Life, showing a wedding between Jasmine and Tosh attended by Razzlynette, Frankenstein, Marge Simpson, Razzlyn, Kasane Teto, and Flattery McKinley.
Coach Z preparing to befriend Georgetta saying "Got it. I'll go talk to her about my butt."
Screenshot of Tomodachi Life showing Razzlyn getting married to Kasane Teto. Myself, Rosco, Georgetta, Razzlynella, Razzlynette, and Nanci Grackle are watching on the sidelines.
Screenshot of Tomodachi Life, showing a Mii of myself falling in love with a Mii of Tosh from Splatoon.
Razzlyn (from Goober Grove) Rosco (from Goober Grove) Georgetta (from Goober Grove) Jasmine (that's me! hi!) Frankenstein (from FRANKEN RPG) Nanci Grackle (from Blaseball) Razzlynette (from Goober Grove) Razzlynella (from Goober Grove) Indrid Cold (from West Virginian folklore, based on his Goober Grove design) Niq Nyong'o (from Blaseball) Flattery McKinley (from Blaseball) Marge (from The Simpsons)
A Bluesky post by Encyclopedia SpongeBobia detailing cels from Season 1 of SpongeBob being added to the Smithsonian.
A Mii of Razzlyn from Goober Grove. Her personality type is Reserved Thinker - Thoughtful and introspective. Great at thinking things through and analyzing issues from every angle.
Digital artwork of Georgetta, a fat woman with a TV head and bunny ears, wearing a bunny suit. She is winking and pointing into the distance, with a star coming out of her eye.
Biomorph Crucifixion from Horse Race Tests, a janky cyan horse sprite with asymmetric eyes and skinny legs.
Artwork of the Breakdancer Zombie from Plants vs. Zombies 2. It is wearing a pink and purple cap, a red t-shirt, and colorful pants and sneakers.
My list of mainline Mario games is more-or-less just the list of the nineteen most agreed-upon games: - Super Mario Bros. (NES) - Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels (NES) - Super Mario Bros. 2/Super Mario USA (NES) - Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES) - Super Mario Land (GB) - Super Mario World (SNES) - Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins (GB) - Super Mario 64 (N64) - Super Mario Sunshine (GC) - New Super Mario Bros. (DS) - Super Mario Galaxy (Wii) - New Super Mario Bros. Wii (Wii) - Super Mario Galaxy 2 (Wii) - Super Mario 3D Land (3DS) - New Super Mario Bros. 2 (3DS) - New Super Mario Bros. U (Wii U) - Super Mario 3D World (Wii U) - Super Mario Odyssey (NS) - Super Mario Bros. Wonder (NS) I don't think I consider the following games mainline, but I think you COULD convince me if you spent enough time making a good enough case. - Mario Bros. (Arcade) - Super Mario Bros. (Game & Watch) - Super Mario Bros. Special (NEC PC-8801/Sharp X1) - Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 (GB) - Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island (SNES) - Super Paper Mario (Wii) (but only if i'm really, really feeling like a sicko) - New Super Luigi U (Wii U) - Super Mario Maker (Wii U) - Super Mario Run (Mobile) - Super Mario Maker 2 (NS) - Bowser's Fury (NS) Super Mario 64 DS is not on this list. No matter how much you try to sway me, that is Super Mario 64 with some bonus content. It's in the same tier as like, Meetup in Bellabell Park.
The aforementioned Shy Guy.
Screenshot of Drifloon's Fill & Float, a flash game about blowing large bubbles while avoiding balloons.
A win screen for the Balatro Jokerless challenge. Straights are my most played hand, Violet Vessel is beat weird a score of 473,048. Jimbo says "Too bad these chips are all virtual..."
Concept art for Red Acres, showing a fast food employee in outer space holding a disgruntled computer.
Screenshot of a Balatro deck with only 19 cards, mostly 2s.
Miss Mush from Wayside 07 placed over a lesbian flag.
The same image as earlier in the thread, with Dynamo Roller swapped for Tri-Slosher Nouveau.
YouTube thumbnail of a video called "IM GONNA FUCKING CUM" by Red Arlo. The thumbnail shows Red Arlo in front of a picture of Dynamo Roller with text reading "I CAN'T HANDLE IT"
Mouser, an anthropomorphic mouse wearing sunglasses, as he appears in the Super Mario Galaxy Movie. The picture-in-picture icon is also here but I didn't care enough to remove it.
Mario Bros. Super Mario Bros. Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels Super Mario Bros. (Game & Watch) Super Mario Bros. Special Super Mario Bros. 2 Super Mario Bros. 3 Super Mario Land Super Mario World Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island Super Mario 64 Super Mario Sunshine New Super Mario Bros. Super Paper Mario (if i'm feeling really bold) Super Mario Galaxy New Super Mario Bros. Wii Super Mario Galaxy 2 Super Mario 3D Land New Super Mario Bros. 2 New Super Mario Bros. U New Super Luigi U Super Mario 3D World Super Mario Maker Super Mario Run Super Mario Odyssey Super Mario Maker 2 Bowser's Fury Super Mario Bros. Wonder
Image of Worsta, a red-tinted reskin of Vesta from Animal Crossing with evil eyebrows drawn on.
The Combo Cruiser from Mario Kart Tour, a kart resembling a tray with a burger on the front, fries with ketchup on the sides, and a shake in the back, with the straw acting as an exhaust pipe. The wheels are smaller burgers as well.
A doodle of Toad pointing at a doodle of Toad Circuit saying "hi! i'm toad! i hope you enjoy the Toad Circuit course from the Mario Kart 7 game in the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - Booster Course Pass DLC for the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe game on the Nintendo Switch system!