WaywardPython

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Ancient Twitch streamer (he/him). Welsh. Doesn’t sound Welsh. Ally (I hope). Streaming four afternoons a week - survival, souls, roguelike. It’s not “wanks”. https://twitch.tv/waywardpython

Cover art for Subnautica 2. A pair of humanoid figures in diving suits, in the middle of a vast underwater landscape, filled with vague outlines of tentacled leviathans and a very great deal of purple coral
A young woman with a pale texture sits on a wooden throne. She wears a dark robe covered by a brown tabard. Dead leaves are scattered across the ground. Behind her are ornately carved stone pillars.
An old man sits on a carved wooden throne. He has long hair and a long beard, both grey, and he wears rather scruffy brown robes. Behind him are ornately carved stone pillars. There are brown leaves scattered across the ground.
A young woman of East Asian appearance sits on a wooden throne. She is wearing a metal breastplate with thin rags draped over her shoulders, waist and legs. Behind her are large decorated stone pillars, and the ground beneath her bare feet is strewn with golden leaves
A naked man (apart from a small loincloth) sits on a wooden throne. He has green skin, very, very short hair and bulging muscles. Like a bald Incredible Hulk.
A sour-faced young blonde woman sits on a wooden throne. She wears a grey-black outfit of breastplate and greaves. The entire image is shrouded in grey fog, and there is an air of desolation
The Glimmer skin from Fortnite. A blonde woman wearing an ice-blue crown on her head and blue lipstick stands in three-quarter profile. Her off-the-shoulder dress is a beautiful pale blue. She vaguely resembles Elsa from the film Frozen.
A brightly coloured map showing the different biomes in Subnautica. This map is actually not visible in the game without a mod
An elderly, grey-haired woman, clad in a long navy blue robe with a red sash around her shoulders, sits on a wooden throne. She has an expression of severity and authority. Behind her are great stone decorated columns. The whole scene is awash with sunlight
A bald, thick set black man wearing armoured robes sits on a large wooden throne. Behind him are ornately decorated stone columns. The air is suffused with sunlight.
A woman clad in a brown robe stands inside a ring of fire. Her arms are stretched forward and her head is thrown back. But we cannot see her head, it’s entirely burning with flame
A dark-haired, somewhat evil-looking woman, dressed in a brown robe with wide sleeves, looks at her hand which has ignited with a strong flame. Dark clouds loom in the background
A dark-skinned woman, vaguely resembling Beyoncé, sits on a wooden throne. She is dressed in a blue-brown robe with armour plating. Behind her is the front of a cathedral-like building with two stone columns. The entire area is covered in grey ash.
A severe-looking, red-haired, bearded man sits on a large wooden throne. He wears a massive suit of golden armour. Behind him are two columns in vaguely Gothic style. The whole picture is bathed in warm yellow sunlight.
Our hero, his back to us, stands in the middle of an arena consisting of tree roots and scattered white flowers. He is wearing a large cloak and carries a huge spiky rust-coloured club over his right shoulder. At the bottom of the screen are Malenia’s dying words: “I’m sorry. I finally met my match.”
Against a background of grey craggy cliffs, our bearded hero stands with his greatsword over his shoulder. As proof of his achievement a pop-up box confirms he has gained the Malformed Dragon Set - a poor reward, as it may be the game’s ugliest armour set. Never mind, the reward lies in beating the boss, not in getting his crappy clothes
The conclusion to Elden Ring. A young, gender-neutral person with blonde hair and a pale face, wearing brown robes, sits on a wooden throne looking straight at us. Behind them are two huge columns of sun-kissed stone.
Boss health bar for the final boss in Elden Ring. The boss has a sliver of health left at the point when I die. Barely a couple of pixels. It can’t have been much more than 1hp.
Closing image of the game. Against a background of what appear to be shards of golden light, a character clad in armour raises their arms in triumph. Across the middle of the screen are the words GOD SLAIN
End of the fight. A figure in red armour, with a white hood, stands with her back to us. She is holding a sword and shield. In front of her is a huge pinkish explosion as the boss perishes.
Game Over screen from Balatro, showing a personal high score of over 28 billion. Yes, you read that right.
Godrick the Grafted from Elden Ring. A person with long hair and some kind of crown roars wildly as their multiple arms gesticulate from their body
The Fortnite Victory Royale screen. 3D graphic of a young woman with green hair in a pink jumper and skirt, dancing on a soccer pitch with buildings and trees in the background. At the top of the screen are the words VICTORY ROYALE over an orange banner
Fortnite Victory Royale screen
Whiterun Bridge from Skyrim
Sink in the men’s room at a restaurant in Amsterdam. Someone appears to have vomited semi-liquid peanut butter over it. Or perhaps it’s a design feature? It’s Amsterdam after all.
The Lost River from the game Subnautica. A pool of green brine lies at the bottom of the sea. All around us is turquoise water. A giant leviathan skeleton in the middle. Glowing plants dotted around.
Sir Simon Rattle conducts the London Symphony Orchestra
The Fishstick skin from Fortnite. A goofy looking goldfish in some kind of canvas great scratches its head. It appears to be entirely unthreatening and perhaps a little confused.
A carving in stone or marble on an arch inside a cathedral. The carving , coloured red, green and grey depicts a person holding aloft something which resembles a shoe. The expression on their face lies somewhere on the long line between ecstasy and bewilderment.
The Coupris Kineema vehicle from the game Disco Elysium. A huge battered blue and white vehicle with its engine sticking out of the back. Two characters gaze at it solemnly.
Wayward's streaming schedule for the week of 30 October Tuesday 2pm: Darkest Dungeon Wednesday 2pm: Little Nightmares Friday 2pm: Children of Silentown (prologue) Saturday 2pm: Dark Souls 3
Wayward Python's streaming schedule for the week of 23 October. Tuesday 2pm: Subnautica Below Zero Wednesday 2pm: Little Nightmares Friday 2pm: Call of Cthulhu Saturday 2pm: Dark Souls 3
Danai Gurira as Okoye in the Marvel film Black Panther. A shaven-headed black woman in red armour carrying a frighteningly huge spear.
A splendid ornamental stature cast in (probably) bronze. A helmeted figure, possibly female, reclines with her arm on a column. To her right is a cherub holding a large candle above its head. In the background is a great deal of Gothic architecture and stained glass.
Logan, a brown tabby cat, pokes his head nervously through a hole cut in a cardboard box
WaywardPython's streaming schedule for the week of 16 October 2023. Tuesday 2pm: Subnautica Below Zero Wednesday 2pm: Little Nightmares Friday 2pm: Phasmophobia Saturday 2pm: Dark Souls 3
An image from ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail’. King Arthur confronts the black knight whose arms he has chopped off. I’m now wondering how the black knight is holding the sword.
A picture of a forest at dawn (or possibly dusk). Laid over the image are the words “what fresh hell is this? - Dorothy Parker.” Why they chose this quotation for such a beautiful picture escapes me.
WaywardPython's streaming schedule for the week of 9 October 2023. Tuesday 2pm: Subnautica Below Zero Thursday 3pm: Drafting Tales Saturday 2pm: Dark Souls 3
Image from the game Little Nightmares. A tiny figure clad in a bright yellow anorak is surrounded by the huge, hideous forms of three ogres staring menacingly at it.
Weather forecast for London for the week ahead, showing forecast temperatures of 26°C next weekend. I’m bloody October, can you believe it.
Old Town Square in Prague at twilight. The sky is a rich deep blue, overlooking the square which is bathed in a warm yellow streetlight glow. In the background are beautiful middle-Europe old buildings. A few people in warm coats stroll along. There is the faintest sheen of rain on the cobblestones.
Chart showing my top 25 games, to be explained in the subsequent posts in the thread
Wayward’s Week (streaming schedule), 25 September 2023. Tuesday 2pm: Subnautica Below Zero Thursday 3pm: Dredge Saturday 2pm: Dark Souls 3
Poster of French film ‘La Question Humaine’ (Heartbeat Detector) showing Matthieu Amalric looking moody
Sign showing a silhouette of one of the Fortnite emotes with a red line through it, implying you should not emote at this location.
Poster space on the London Underground. There is no poster on it, just a note saying “Poster is currently unavailable.”
Frampt, an enormous, bug-eyed, rather terrifying snake in Dark Souls Remastered, prepares to transport the player character to the Lordvessel via his mouth.