Bill Lummis

@wblummis.bsky.social

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Application security for big tech. Maryland. Father to cute gremlins

NFL ref dressed in a chiefs uniform
Jesus "forgiveness stops"
2 National guard in the dc metro
Brooke I did get ahold of him. I'm sorry but that's not in the Bible. He thinks it may be from Sponge Bob Square pants A cartoon Barnacles!
A totally insane connect the dots drawing where the drawing... is already mostly connected but also there are duplicate numbers with random leading zeroes?
Maryland mentioned meme
Grandpa Simpson "so I was programming in LOGO which was the style at the time"
Bart with a bills hat "good old mesh, nothing beats that"
Margater @maggieisntcool i just saw a guy in the library cry for five or so minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just? stopped crying? and went right on back to work
A floppy disk reading "Dallas superbowl pictures"
A screenshot of this post in the Discover feed
An air fried turkey in its metal basket ready to be carved
A loaf of babka on a cooling rack
A boule of bread cooling on a rack
A boule of bread cooling on a rack
A skinny bear standing up and looking around
A naked syphilitic king from a recent playthrough of Crusader kings
Homer in his underwear playing with a toy train saying "just got to put my shoes on"
4 baby raccoons huddled up on my lawn
Simpsons "worst day so far" blank image
Doom killing demons but it's the eagles logo
The hero reads a most unsettling passage
Candyland board with the peppermint forest circled
Seven of 9 looking at a phone disgustedly
Naneinf score in balatro
Four adorable baby raccoons that were equal parts upset and confused at being evicted
Wolverine picture meme with Mike mcdonalds face
Bradley cooper's cameo with a very tall woman in the d&d movie
Maryland blue crabs ready for eating
Maryland mentioned
[to the tune of "if you're happy and you know it"] are you sure that tweet will sound good read in court
Two nickels meme about hegseth
"Please may I have a crumb of context"
Maryland mentioned meme with old bay, natty boh, Os, letos, a crab, and a ravens hat
"Mecha Elmo uses his grappling hook"
Dr Manhattan meme with all the times Josh McDaniels has joined the pats
Transitory meal of violence in a black metal font
Snowflake bread, braided and dusted with powdered sugar
Worst day of your life so far meme template blank
King of the hill meme about Phoenix being a monument to man’s arrogance
6 hour slow cooked bolognese in a Dutch oven, finished with parsley
A screenshot of the podcast with Mina looking perplexed and her guest with eyes half closed looking stoned
A screenshot from Spotify wrapped showing my top artist of the year is kidz bop kids
2 panel comic of a man looking very distressed at his computer
Wolverine meme with Mike Macdonald
Ed Reed in a Texans jersey
The book go the fuck to sleep by Adam mansbach
Maryland “I voted” sticker on my grey shirt
Balatro high score of 51 billion
This skeet right above one it’s describing
Cartoon of a man looking at his phone in the car, covering his mouth with an expression of abject horror, as is a befitting reaction to this monstrosity
A pile of ancient broken computers