Kris Howard

@web-goddess.org

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Blogger, knitter, crafter, social media addict. Formerly at Canva & AWS. Recovering from 20 years in the tech industry. | 🇦🇺🇺🇸 she/her

A small kiosk that says PLEASE RATE YOUR QUEUE EXPERIENCE TODAY with four buttons ranging from a full smiley face to a full frowney face. Above it as a truly atrocious AI-generated poster that says "Fresh Food, Great Service! Press the green button for healthy feedback!" with anthropomorphic vegetables against a field of overly detailed, high-contrast vegetables and stars and hearts and leaves, all with that characteristic yellow pissfilter
A poster for a missing parrot. It says: MISSING! JAPCHO MOUSTACHED PARAKEET (Psittacula alexandri) Our beloved pet parakeet went missing. Please help us find Japcho! LAST SEEN Chippendale, NSW DATE & TIME 3 June 2025 (Tue) around 4:00 PM FEATURES • Overall green body • Pinkish/grey head • Black "moustache" mark • Medium size (approx. 30cm) IF YOU SEE JAPCHO, PLEASE CONTACT US! Photos or location tips are very helpful. PLEASE CALL OR TEXT 0423 654 825 PLEASE HELP BRING JAPCHO HOME. Thank you so much for sharing and looking out for him!
A vintage cinema proscenium with a curtain and the words THE ODYSSEY projected on it
One large and two small tarts baking in an oven
An in-progress pair of handknitted socks with neon purple, pink, and green stripes. A zigzag line runs up the side of each sock.
A mirror photograph of a woman wearing a pair of brown trousers and a blue t-shirt
A modern quilt featuring a geometric design in bright, bold colours with semi-circular bits in the middle and lines radiating outwards
A person holding a crusty bread roll filled with BBQ chicken and covered in chunky salsa
A pair of in-progress brown linen trousers showing the fly front
A woman in glasses and a hand knitted sweater at a craft fair
A very old book's title page that says in ornate script: A Journal of the proceedings of His Majesty's Bark Endeavour on a voyage round the world, by Lieutenant James Cook, Commander, commencing the 25th of May 1768 Book the First
A woman in glasses in front of a booth filled with knitted shawls, toys, and jumpers
An in-progress pair of brown trousers showing the front pocket and pleat
A selfie of a woman in front of a stand decorated with knitted items
An in-progress pair of brown trousers showing a welt pocket on the backside
A metal mug filled with tea, next to a small wrapped chocolate cookie that says CLUB on the wrapper
A screengrab of the movie My Brilliant Career showing Sam Neill in a white shirt and waistcoat
A black two-wheeled shopping trolley outside a supermarket
A paper trouser leg pattern that has been sliced in half and a new portion taped behind, as well as a roll of sticky tape, scissors, and a pen
A messy desk with a ball winder and umbrella swift set up, winding a skein of variegated yarn in neon purple, yellow, green, and pink
A red-tinged selfie of a man and a woman sitting at a table in a distillery bar
A birthday card with a cartoon of a very round, very yellow chick (bird) wearing sunglasses with the words: BITCH I *AM* THE GIFT
A white woman in glasses wearing a batik dress. It's made up of two vibrant prints in red tones, with an overlapping panel on the front and elbow-length sleeves.
Several knitting and cat related stickers, as well as a set of stitch markers that look like the Heeler family from Bluey
A pair of hand-knitted teal socks, displayed on wooden sock blockers. The socks have cables and textured patterns all over.
A slice of quiche on a plate
A screengrab of the movie Troy showing an older bearded gentleman in full Ancient Greek warrior regalia
A woman in a flannel shirt holding a knitting project. She has glasses on, but also a head-mounted magnifier.
A pile of printed pages showing a trousers pattern
A selfie of a white woman in a bike helmet next to a rainbow Pride sculpture
A screengrab from a movie showing a woman with brown curly hair in a bank
Three middle-aged women in a community center filled with yarn vendors
A selfie of a middle aged white woman in glasses wearing a cabled sweater vest. She has a blood pressure cuff visible on her left arm.
A bearded man wearing a green knitted hat with ear flaps and a loop at the top. It has a white geometric motif. It's very large and completely covers his eyes.
A crowd of people looking at an old map held by a librarian
A printed fabric panel showing six "pages" each with words and illustrations from Roald Dahl's book "Matilda"
A person wearing yellow rain boots and standing in a puddle next to a fallen leaf
An in-progress knitting project. It’s a large and floppy green woollen hat featuring a geometric motif in white. A steel knitting needle sits in the edging, with one pointy end and one blunt.
A hand holding a full Mounjaro (tirzepatide) pen. The pen has a black rubber shim inside to reduce the amount of medicine
A pair of teal blue socks being knitted from the toes up. The second on the top of the foot has a pattern of wavy ripples. The next section has curving symmetrical patterns like fish fins.
Four middle-aged white people sitting around a table at a bar
A desk with an in-progress rag rug on it. The center is a coil of braided red t-shirt. To the right are three large balls of t-shirt material in black, grey, and white.
A Sales Receipt from April 7, 2001. The vendor is "mac merchant" from Tottenham Court Road in London. The receipt is for the Mac OS X Retail English Single User CD, and the price was £99.
A bowl filled with beef stew on mashed potatoes. In the background is a small ethanol burner with a flame
The freezer section at ALDI showing boxes of frozen pretzels and pretzel sticks
A selfie of two white middle-aged people in front of a poster for U>N>I>T>E>D, a dance performance. The poster features a person of Asian background with face paint and prosthetics
Two stacks of t-shirts. One are black, and the other are blue and grey.
A woman at a lectern on stage in front of a slide showing a museum exhibit
A webcam shot of a white woman in glasses making a funny face, sort of pinched like she's wincing or eaten something sour. Behind her are cabinets and assorted craft supplies. She's wearing a Star Wars Oodie.
Three white people smiling in front of a big sign that reads HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA
A graph showing a person's weight trending downwards from 108 to 81.7kg
Two middle-aged white people smiling in front of a vintage blue double decker bus
A coffee cup sitting on a digital scale while a shot of espresso runs into it.
Four women sitting in a row along a tiled wall, all looking very relaxed
A person’s hand holding a pair of eyeglasses with dark plastic frames. Each arm is covered in a blue plastic sheath.
A selfie of two middle aged white people in glasses from the nosebleed seats of a concert hall
A selfie of two middle aged white people: a bearded man and a woman, both in glasses.
A screenshot of a video game showing two fantasy characters. The one on the left is a large muscley female character, and her dialogue box says: Holy. Shit.
A screenshot of the Jetpack iOS app showing notifications for dubious "achievements": - Achievement unlocked: Six-word Story - Achievement unlocked: World domination - Achievement unlocked: Globe trotter - Achievement unlocked: Ship It!