Friedrich Seagulls

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A black capped caique (medium sized parrot with black cap, eye ring and beak, red eye, green lore, yellow throat, orange neck, white belly, green back and wings, orange legs, and black feet) stands in a travel cage looking in profile into the camera. He holds a half eaten blackberry in his right foot and masticated berry clings to the end of his hooked beak. Receding out of focus behind him a colorful shredded paper toy, blue perch and grey bars of the cage are dappled in sunlight. Blurred greenery and brown substrate in mosaic daylight fill the background.
Eggs from the “bigger than before” meme, labeled BIGGER THAN BEFORE
Map of new world screwworm outbreak timeline from July 2023 to July 2025. Source https://extension.okstate.edu/programs/livestock-entomology/new-world-screwworm-info
New world screwworm larva. Source https://www.cdfa.ca.gov/ahfss/Animal_Health/screwworm/
Whale phylogeny from The Tangled Bank by Carl Zimmer. Screenshot from https://evolution.berkeley.edu/what-are-evograms/the-evolution-of-whales/
MrBeast considering his next torture-as-content scheme
Still of Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner giving “like tears in the rain” monologue
Skip Bayless performatively throws cowboys merch into a trash can
Simpsons bus driver “don’t make me tap the sign” meme. The sign reads “Denial of death is spiritual poison”
Zoom on carpet with us seal, banner text is ai garbled letters but let’s call it Cyrillic for the bit
Highway mileage sign: Placerville 46 South Lake Tahoe 107 Ocean City, MD 3073
Simpsons still of Principal Skinner talking to postmaster, dialogue caption “well, I’m just glad I work at an elementary school”
Super Bowl ballot vote for J Myers (K)
Lisa Simpson on the phone with the Corey hotline. Caption: HERE ARE SOME WORDS THAT RHYME WITH COREY: GLORD, STORY. ALLEGORY, MONTESSORI...
Stained microscope slide of plant cells. Source https://www.flickr.com/photos/146824358@N03/35143669471
Kombucha meme woman side by side
Apollo 13 movie still, moon slingshot diagram on chalkboard
Original post with all text whited out except the first half-sentence: “Sean McVay is possibly the best coach in the league.” This fails to convey op’s core meaning — that the Rams organization neglects the game’s 3rd phase.
Screenshot of google results for “useful splendor” including an AI summary of a niche board game meaning of the term, and a Reddit link to a question about state finances in pre-Revolutionary France (the more common context for the term) useful splendor - Al Overview "Useful splendor" refers to maximizing beauty, prestige, or points in games like Splendor (board game) or Foundation (city builder), by strategically acquiring gems/cards or building impressive Show more Reddit • r/AskHistorians 40+ comments • 8 years ago Was Louis XVI's financial situation really so dire?
Screenshot of a 12/10/25 article by Daniel Libit. Headline: ‘BELOW DECK MED’ GIVES CAM COLVIN A GLAM POLISH AMID FRAUD CHARGES. Photoshopped graphic of BELOW⚓️DECK logo and photo of Colvin captioned: Cameron Colvin is this week's "primary" guest on Bravo's "Below Deck Mediterranean." It's a far cry from reality for the indicted ex-football player. ILLUSTRATION BY GRACE HUGHES. PHOTO: RICH POLK/GETTY IMAGES
Office Space — Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.
Kick to tie on 4th & 2 with 1:46 left in 3rd quarter
Cropped screen cap from Wikipedia “Tornado vortex signature” page, which resembles the statistic color coding of the Cowboys offense vs defense performance
Article about fixing dog zoomies edited to be about Josh Allen
Each of these statutes provides that covered species include “native species or subspecies of a bird, mammal, fish, amphibian, reptile, or plant[.]”
John Lennon
Screenshot of google maps page for Intercourse Community Park in Intercourse, PA
Musk March 2020 covid tweet edited to read “Based on current trends, probably close to zero … by end of April”
Beehive formations in Coyote Butte AZ