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PGH comic, online dip shit

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Extremely gaudy comedy poster covered in emojis and cartoons with the following text: WARN YOUR GIRLFRIEND - YOUR SPERM BANK IS ABOUT TO BE OVERDRAWN!! COMEDY CUM FEST YOUR LAUGH HOLE IS GONNA NEED A DENTAL DAM TWELVE SWEATY COMICS BLOW THEIR LOADS HOSTED BY “THA JIZZLER” Headliner: Stinky BUCKET PULL FOR TEN COMICS (PULLED COMICS WILL NOT BE PAID) WARNING This is not your ordinary "safe" comedy show. This is a show for fans of "real" "gritty" comedy, comedy that reflects the real world. We use bad words. We tackle the "hard" topics. Comedy is not supposed to be "funny". It's supposed to make you think. If you cannot "think for yourself," do not attend Comedy Cum Fest. Every one else: welcome to the Nasty Zone. $35 PRESALE 10PM - 4AM 67 Main Street Taint Creek, PA BRING A TOWEL Location: LOVING FAMILY COMMUNITY CENTER
A delicious Chambersburgh Pudding with a Guinness from Piper’s Pub in
+ lalasassafras @ 4h Apparently Trump tried nuking Iran Saturday night. The only reason he didn't is because General Caine refused to comply. 1/2 4.1K Q150 C)219 7 45
"Karaoke rage" in other countries Cases of karaoke rage, where singers have been harassed, assaulted or killed mid-performance have been reported all over East and Southeast Asia. Incidents of "karaoke rage" outside of Asia have also been documented. • In August 2007, a karaoke singer in Seattle, Washington, was attacked by a woman who wanted him to stop singing Coldplay's "Yellow"
A picture of a bowl of meat and rice labeled “Meat + Rice”. Next to it is the same picture but mirrored and labeled “Rice + Meat”
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Two ICE agents who look like they should be playing Brand New covers in a basement instead of wandering an airport doing nothing
Graphic of Chicago Bears Running Back Kyle Monangai alongside a smaller image of Big Chungus with a quote that says: ANY TIME I SEE THAT GOOFY RABBIT, I GET A BIG SMILE ON MY FACE. FUNNY AS HELL. - BEARS RB KYLE MONANGAI
As the 2016 keynote speaker at the Brisbane Writers' Festival, Shriver gave a controversial speech critical of the concept of cultural appropriation 301[31 which led the festival to "pull its links to Shriver's speech and publicly disavow her point of view" 32] Shriver had previously been criticized for her depiction of Latino and African American characters in her book The Mandibles, which was described by one critic as racist and by another as politically misguided. 33][34] In her Writers' Festival speech, Shriver contested these criticisms of her book, stating that writers should be entitled to write from any perspective, race, gender or background that they choose. 35][31]
Tommy DeVito funko pop in case
Scene from The Pitt: “You know, I was going to go check out a few of the art galleries in Lawrenceville tonight” “Have you been to that one on 40th and Butler? Cut to shots from 40th and Butler, including: The Wendy’s The Get Go gas station Arsenal Middle School The abandoned Rite Aid parking lot The Mint o Massage Parlor
Pablo Manríquez @pabloreports.bsky.social Follow BREAKING: DEMS DRAW RED LINE IN DHS APPROPS: NO FUNDING INCREASE FOR ICE. POLICY RIDERS GROWING. STORY COMING IN MIGRANT INSIDER Pablo Maníquez @pabloreports.bsk... • 44m NEWS: Senate Dems are reportedly offering ICE funding increases in exchange for body cams and de-escalation training for agents. Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored. Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table. 3:16 PM • Jan 16, 2026 Everybody can reply
Pencil portraits of four of the eleven “pro-Trump Republican voters” that the New York Times assembles for a focus group at a pace that seems like every month
Image of an advertisement for sex work captioned: “MY HUSBAND IS DEAD I don’t want to remarry I only want CUOMO See my BALLOT CLICK HERE”
A poorly drawn doodle of a woman with long hair in a skirt and three fingers on each hand
A poorly drawn doodle of a woman with long hair in a skirt and three fingers on each hand
“WWE Rumblers: A Handful of Action!” Miniature action figures in a container. The wrestlers are Brodus Clay and Alberto Del Rio.
A Labubu with its fur taken off so that it is completely bald and smooth captioned “THIS SHIT LOOK HORRENDOUS WHAT THE FUCK”
The worst person you know who just made a great point from that clickhole article
That New York Times movie ballot saying: THE 100 BEST MOVIES OF THE 21st CENTURY Reader's Choice: My Ballot Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2009 Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 2015 2016: Obama's America 2012 Norbit 2007 Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow 2007 Gotti 2018 Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas 2014 Martyrs 2008 Emilia Pérez 2024 Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 2004
A Bluesky screenshot of the following account: Alt Internal Revenue Service @altirs.bsky.social 5 followers 1 following 0 posts Let us tax you and use your money for actually good things! Posts Replies Media Videos No posts yet.
Instagram AI named “YOUR DOCTOR 👨‍⚕️” with the text “Hello! I'm Your Doctor 👨‍⚕️ What's on your mind? Let's discuss your health c...”. It has 410.3k messages Next to it is another Instagram AI named Satan with the text “What is it you really want?” with 27.3k messages
A cupcake shaped building with an anthropomorphic hotdog in a propellor hat called Weenie Hut Jr’s, from the show SpongeBob SquarePants
Carmella Soprano reading Memoirs of a Geisha in bed
A photo of pro wrestler Cope (formerly know as Edge) with the caption “COPE”
An old Facebook image with the following all-caps text: DEAR PARENTS, JASMINE WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A DIRTY HOMELESS BUY NAMED ALADDIN. SNOW WHITE LIVED ALONE WITH 7 MEN. PINNOCHIO WAS A LIAR. ROBIN HOOD WAS A THIEF. TARZAN WALKED AROUND WITHOUT CLOTHES ON. A STRANGER KISSED SLEEPING BEAUTY AND SHE MARRIED HIM. CINDERELLA LIED AND SNUCK OUT AT NIGHT TO ATTEND A PARTY. YOU CAN'T BLAME US. WE WERE TAUGHT TO REBEL SINCE A YOUNG AGE.
A paperback book with a donkey on the cover with the title “the Democrat’s dilemma: how the liberal left captured the Democratic Party.” The author is Philip M. Crane.
A dresser with six shelves, each with a word on them. The words are “Unity”, “May”, “Three”, “Tilapia”, “Butterfly”, and “Proverbs”
A Facebook post from a meme page “0 Fcks to Give” made on January 13 with the caption “💯‼️” The acompany image includes pictures of George Carlin, Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, and Sam Kinison with the caption “I grew up with these comedians. This is why I don't get offended easily.” The post has two likes.
THE CAST OF Saturday Night Live has said lots of things over the course of the show's 50-year history that have drawn wild cheers from its audience. But two Saturdays ago may have been the first time the person drawing shrieks of delight had been arrested for a cold-blooded assassination.
And the Democratic Party is the thin blue line between the pharmaceutical industry getting everything they want, or you paying everything you have. The Democratic Party is a thin blue line that will protect your kids from TikTok, and the Oval Office will become eBay. And whoever pays the highest price will get what they want, and you'll be left paying through the nose.
Apple Music screenshot of the album Ancient Echoes: Timeless Music for Meditation and Healing by Steven Halpern and Georgia Kelly. The track “Apollo’s Lyre (Remastered)” is playing
Instagram screenshot of a T-shirt for Rotten.com. Shirt text says: “www.rotten.com When Hell is full, the dead will walk the earth PURE EVIL SINCE 1996 flush please rotten dot com ??? The soft white underbelly of the net, eviscerated for all to see: Rotten dot com collects images and information from many sources to present the viewer with a truly unpleasant experience”
Tony and AJ Soprano playing N64 in season 1 episode 4 of The Sopranos
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain The presidential candidate has faced previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite that he said ate part of his brain. 6 MIN READ
The cover of “Macho Man” Randy Savage’s album “Be a Man”, featuring Savage holding a large metal chain
The Alaskan Bull Worm from SpongeBob SquarePants
An expired pack of Benadryl allergy tabs
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Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper smiling in the ring
A giant inflatable pickle with the word “Heinz” on it floats in the middle of PPG Plaza in downtown Pittsburgh, PA
Sam Neill after clawing his own eyes out in the film Event Horizon (1997)
A white man in a baseball hat and denim jacket smiles while holding a platter containing a lobster roll and potato chips. Behind him a forest and a body of water are visible.